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Month: September 2013

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Hype-Pocracy Is Yer Most Dangerous Kinda Fibbin’

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  • September 30, 2013
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Most folks expect theives to be stealthy. They are thrown for a loop when chez scoundrel turns out in a designer suit or a uniform. […]

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People Want Things Until They Can Have Them Then They Want Something Else

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  • September 30, 2013
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Most folks yearn for something new. They seek out fresh, novel choices and yet the instant they become available there is scale tipping cost to […]

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Awareness

There It Was, Right There… Right In Front Of Him! He’d Spent Eons Overlooking It!

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  • September 29, 2013
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Most folks have blind spots. They mistakenly imagine them to be from the inside out when the big mothers run outside in. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Dude, He Wanted The Seasons Bad And The Seasons, They Wanted Dude Too.

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  • September 29, 2013
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Many folks live by the clock. They sleep, eat and shit not when they want to but when some one else gives ’em da signal […]

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Royalty Needed An Impressionable Opponent And In Came Religion. Religion Needed An I. O. And Who Income? Da State

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  • September 19, 2013
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Most folks know about gangs. They usually don’t know though that not all gangs gang up on each other on accounta corralling kicking up paydirt. Thank […]

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The Past Can Be Altered Once Homeostasis Has A Name

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  • September 18, 2013
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Most folks wake up as the same person every day. They recognize themselves instantly and are gratified at being the same somebody that slipped into nighty […]

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Awareness

Everything Don’t Happen For A Reason But One Can Be Made Up Post Event

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 18, 2013
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Most folks assign significance. They provide credibility through their attention and plausibility through their actions and if that isn’t enough they fabricate incontrovertible proof. Thank […]

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Awareness

How Do You Know Your City Is In Trouble? Look…You’re Getting A Stadium!

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 18, 2013
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Most folks know about sports. They see it as a healthy diversion where games are played clean and nothing is contrived and the outcome is […]

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Awareness

Democracy Is A Dandy Place Where People Choose The Name Of Herr Collector

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 18, 2013
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Most folks pay their taxes. They then sit back, having done their part, and watch the loot handlers use that same cash to secure a […]

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Awareness

The World Has Cliffs That Move On Their Own And Look, One Slipped Under You.

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  • September 18, 2013
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Most folks know about mighty waterfalls. They usually view them from safe distances unless strapped into a bobbing barrel filling with gurgling hints of pending demise. Thank […]

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Even The Animals, Once They Jumped The Fence, Were Never “Fenced In” Again

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  • September 16, 2013
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Most folks stay away from the edge. They don’t walk that fine line called the outer limit on account of being fear full of the […]

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Awareness

His Hugs Resembled Suffocation & Then He Sold Them Something For The Pain

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  • September 16, 2013
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Most folks know about claustrophobia. They get all panicked in tight spaces which leads to rolling through stop signs, not staying stopped at red vacant […]

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Hurting, After A While, Became The Thing To Do And He Didn’t Want To Hurt Alone

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  • September 16, 2013
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Most folks complain. They feel its better to whine than face the horrid fact of voluntary entrapment. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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And Just In Case He Lost His Will Dude Murmured “Yay! All Shit Adds Up!”

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  • September 16, 2013
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Most folks know nada about Kaizen. They have no idea how small, continuous enhancements exponentially improve reality and they could really give two shits what […]

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Awareness

Costs Were Not Counted And Nothing Was Stopped So Over The Edge They Went

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  • September 16, 2013
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Most folks have no system. They therefore also have no processes to follow and nothing to contrast anything else. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Dude Smiled On Account Of The Pain Reminding Him That Living Exacts A Price

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 15, 2013
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Most folks have aches. They might gripe about them from time to time but if the ache is allowed into theit belly that there is […]

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Awareness

Dude’s Mind Was Questionable But His Body Made Lotsa Sound

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 15, 2013
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Most folks don’t love their body. They love everybody and everything else, sure, but you (hopefully) won’t catch them lovin’ on demself. Thank you, friend. […]

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There Was No Need To Talk, They Were Going Where Everyone Was Going

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  • September 15, 2013
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Most folks can tell a cow from a horse. They can’t tell them much though on accounta horses and cows are headed where they are […]

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Awareness

Game Shows Man We Need More Game Shows Man

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  • September 15, 2013
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Most folks are ticklish. They might never have twanged their funny bone though but if they did, they would be well aware that some things […]

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Awareness

Everything About Cyclops Was Big, Even The Size Of His Mistakes

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  • September 15, 2013
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Most folks are headed for trouble. They look for it every day in every way so they can get out of its way. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

In Place Of Love They Agreed Upon Some Cutsie Sounding Names

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 15, 2013
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Many folks have special relationships with pets. They adore their faithful companion and if Tippy likes you then they will too but they’ll appreciate you […]

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Awareness

To Live In Sweet, So Bloody Sweet, Dreamy Dream Dream Dream Dreams.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 15, 2013
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Many folks invoke supreme curiosity. They wonder what is really possible if they plan their effort so shit begins adding up and makes them the […]

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Awareness

Dude Realized He Was Of Two Minds So He Fired Both Guns At Once

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 15, 2013
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Most folks remember names. They sometimes remember them once they’ve stopped trying to and in a horrible display of wastefulness never wonder how they did […]

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Awareness

Everything Hopefully Wants A Taste Of Human

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  • September 14, 2013
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Most folks consume stuff. They are also sometimes con sumed by stuff which finds being human more de-lish than they do. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

They Were Third Person Living All Over That Place Where No One Can Pin Anybody Down

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  • September 14, 2013
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Many folks talk behind others backs. They often don’t intend for the stabbed party to hear their words repeated unless they’re sorta talking right at […]

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Awareness

When BatShit Crazy Works

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 14, 2013
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Most folks know about normal. They imagine it staying the same but nothing could be further from the truth. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Their Lives Were Surrounded By The Essence Of Themselves & Explained The Averted Gaze

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 14, 2013
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Most folks have a signature. They scratch out a unique effect to prove to the future that yes indeed they were here. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Many Were Surprised That A Side Effect Of Nuclear Was Continuous & Pervasive Fibbing

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 14, 2013
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Most folks know about Fukushima. They are mislead to believe that that the meltdowns which occurred there were made in Japan. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

The Beggar Knew English And FoulMouth Too But Neither Really Very Well

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  • September 14, 2013
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Many folks are aware of their smoke signals. They understand that unless someone or something puts them out they will huff and puff until the […]

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Awareness

You Won’t Belong She Said And In A Second He Said He Wouldn’t

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  • September 14, 2013
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Many folks have shocking as a middle name. They are shocked when shit don’t go their way and shocked when people don’t take them seriously […]

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