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Month: February 2014

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Lawdy Help Them Who Have Tripped & Fallen, Especially The Real Slow Fallers.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 28, 2014
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Most folks don’t get surprised. They never nearly jump outa their skin or almost shit their pants on account of always riding with Brother Certainty. Thank […]

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Motherfuckers Laid Bare Thirty Seconds Of Life For Every Call Ignored

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 28, 2014
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Many folks know about collection agencies. They ring bells and buzzers and maybe would squeeze a person’s neck. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

The YapSlapper, Coming To A Noggin Near You.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 28, 2014
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A device needs to be created. Just a simple headband with a spring loaded plastic hand which can be activated to strike an offensive yapper […]

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Awareness

Every Security Measure Is Moot If Nobody’s Watching The Keedz

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 28, 2014
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Most folks know about attention. They understand it is limited and often lacking because there ain’t enough to go around. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Dude Wasn’t Joe Ken But He Was Close Enough

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 28, 2014
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Most folks have been shit scared. They usually attempt to not show exactly how much they are shit scared though on account of that giving […]

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Awareness

To Lose Your Life For A Cause Is To Still Lose Your Fucking Life

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 27, 2014
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Most folks know that bullets don’t think. They understand that if a human aims a gun at them, that human has the power to end […]

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Awareness

See, Pally Already Quit A Couple O’ Things So Now Bears Shit In Them Woulds

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 27, 2014
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Most folks have been in a hard spot. They gathered up their resources and steam and together they took their swing at life and if […]

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Awareness

Funny How Taking An Hour Of Someone’s Life Ain’t Considered Stealing

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 27, 2014
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Most folks live only so long. They usually have no choice over how long that might be so guess work in that direction would most […]

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Oh! So, The Psychological Torture’s First?! Brang It On Mr. Bank!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 27, 2014
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Many folks fall behind in payments. They pull tooth and nail to get their attachments to adhere to a fifteen day cycle but those less […]

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Money Don’t Care What Time It Is

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 27, 2014
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Most folks are ex number of years old. They don’t measure their life by trials, errors or tribulations, they measure it by earth spins which turns […]

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Banks Believe In Tomorrow Instead Of The Human Race

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 27, 2014
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Most folks will wake up again. They keep on keeping on and before you know it they’ve put in their time and its  time to […]

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Awareness

They Felt The Pred In Predator And That Edge Sliced Everything

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  • February 27, 2014
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Most folks know nada about margin. They operate their lives one for one and if not there’s a statement mailed every month saying exactly how […]

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Other People Weren’t The Only Ones Tired Of Dude’s Stories

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 27, 2014
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Most folks fool themselves. They say things are okay when they’re not and they say they don’t need any help when they do but sooner […]

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Awareness

Never Underestimate How Much You Can Be Shat Upon

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 27, 2014
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Most folks enjoy respect. They might even demand it but demand away because nobody got too much. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Just Across The Counter Lay Everything. Every Thing In The World Right There.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 26, 2014
  • 1 comment

My father was sometimes a painter in Virden, Manitoba. Not the type of painter who could paint scenery, he painted buildings. Mostly the insides of […]

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There Wasn’t Two Ways About It. Someone Was Always Trying To Blow Dude’s Mind.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 26, 2014
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Many folks know about new and improved. They understand that some users are so head down arse up that wild horses couldn’t tear them away […]

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One Force Directed

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 25, 2014
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They were five bros… five brothers. Five fingers in the fist of a glove. The rules they shook to came from no man, No, these […]

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Dude Staked Out The Shit Internet Around A Buncha Growing Internet Towns

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 25, 2014
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Most folks know about cyberspace. They think the ‘land’ there is free but only the swampy stuff that requires a bridge to get to is […]

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Awareness

Wincing Can Be The Shoulders On The Road Called Straight And Narrow

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 25, 2014
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Most folks have been assholes. They said or did something that no one in their right mind would and for some reason it is impossible to apologize so […]

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Awareness

Make A Dream. Have That Dream. Live This Dream. Life’s A Dream.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 25, 2014
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Most folks work on stuff that isn’t theirs. They toil and trouble, till their master’s stubble until the cows that ain’t theirs come home and […]

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Before Anyone Could Capture Time

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 25, 2014
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Most folks know about drawing. They understand that few people have enough talent to accurately depict an event with pencil and paper so that it […]

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Dude Was Unconvinced That He Forgot His Forgetfulness

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 24, 2014
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Most folks have never heard of anosognosia. They might know someone who is suffering from the onset of dementia though, and when those poor beggars start […]

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Awareness

The Fish Find Out About Fishermen One Hook, One Fish At A Time

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 24, 2014
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Many folks know about entropy. They understand that through entropy  all things wear out & turn in and recklessly considered this can occur at the most inopportune hour. […]

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Awareness

Get As Far Away From Earth As Possible

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 24, 2014
  • 1 comment

Most folks enjoy clean. They seldom understand that clean is unnatural  and unnatural is now normal. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Awareness

Plants Will Die For Some Humans And For Others They Will Grow

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 24, 2014
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Most folks have flesh colored thumbs. They also prefer covered to dirt floors on account of it being so difficult to see dust. Thank you, […]

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Even On The Race Track Drivers Want To Maintain Control

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 24, 2014
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Most folks think speed kills. They imagine someone or thing going faster than it’s course can be held then careening through a barrier & over an embankment […]

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Awareness

Dude Was Released To Another Prison. The Scary Sans Walls Prison.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 24, 2014
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Many folks consider culture. They recognize its influence while learning its strengths and weak nesses because once they know where the mouth  of the horse is, […]

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If You Ain’t Living An Unbelievable Life Then You Believe Too Much In Yerself

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 24, 2014
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Many folks have exclaimed Holy Shit! They have just experienced something which is a step beyond what they thought possible and if their path toward […]

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Awareness

When Forever Has A Time Limit

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 24, 2014
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Most folks revere permanence. They imagine that the anchors of reality which preceded them will outlast them and that they equate to the perpetual. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

The Makers Of Stuff Are Mostly Considered When The Stuff They Make Is Bad

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 24, 2014
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Most folks are happy when things go right. They enjoy every minute if life falls into place and they row merrily along in this state […]

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