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Month: July 2014

Awareness

They Valued The Children So Damn Much They Built Roads Around Every School

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  • July 24, 2014
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Many folks know about design. They understand that there is a way to contain the animals so they don’t interact with customers of the zoo. […]

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Awareness

Asses To Ashes. Ashes To Asses. Shit Is Suspended In The Wash.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 24, 2014
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Many folks know about life. They understand that it don’t matter what crap one does, it’s how the crap is done that counts. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Who Is Going To Be Your Daddy? The Lawn? The Loot? The Boot’n Scoot?

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  • July 24, 2014
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Many folks know about nothing. They understand that it lasts forever & if a person don’t realize that everything comes from it and  goes back to […]

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Awareness

The Time To Be Afraid Has Passed. Sorry Pal. You Missed It.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 24, 2014
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Most folks know about fear. They understand that fear can be extremely helpful when applied correctly but when wasted on only slightly scary events, fear loses […]

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Awareness

To Draw A Line Where There Isn’t One

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 24, 2014
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Most folks know about corners. They back themselves into ’em all the time and if no one pools them outa their know where angle they […]

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Awareness

A Little Life Was All Dude Wanted. Just A Little Life Is All.

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  • July 23, 2014
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Most folks are a flash in the pan. They seldom leave a mark except for where they fell and even then someone else tends to […]

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Awareness

Certainly He Added Up To Zero. But It Was A Big, Fat, Zero.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 22, 2014
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Most folks have sold off tomorrow. They would like to take some  time off or call in sick but they can’t on accounta most every […]

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Awareness

The King Did It. The Queen Did It. Soon Everyone Was Pooping Indoors.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 22, 2014
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Many folks know about gems. They understand that if stones weren’t worth a cuppa crapola then yer glass cutters’d vanish. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

He Got Away. Got Away. Straight Into A Bottle. But Yeah, He Got Away.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 22, 2014
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Most folks are being chased by something. They might be hunted by Could It Be?  or Mighta Bin Awesome or please not the horrible Cursed From Birth […]

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Awareness

And If You Get There Before The Money Gets There Just Wait. Yeah. Wait…

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 22, 2014
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Most folks want to be happy. They will be happy when their boss retires, that jerk next door sells his house or when that new […]

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Awareness

Stop Saying Yer Sorry And Act Like You Are

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 22, 2014
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Many folks know about screens. They understand that screens segregate items without needing a segregator. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

The Earth. The Earth Comes Outa Itself And We Must Too.

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  • July 22, 2014
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Most folks know who they are. They cart around plenty of evidence to support that assertion but few will ever find out who they can be. […]

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Awareness

With Huge Stalk Snappers All Over Its Bottom. It Was Awesome Dee Dawsom!

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  • July 21, 2014
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This frog. This frog watched him. He watched it back for a second as he passed. Coulda run it over with the lawnmower but didn’t. […]

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Awareness

LySergic acid Diethylamide Didn’t Affect Dude

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 21, 2014
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  How Dude hates the Mozi-kins! He hates them oh so fine. If Mozi bones could be sweetened up, He’d dine on them full time. […]

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Awareness

Trying Hard Means A Lotta Mistakes Some Of Which Will Be Big

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 21, 2014
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You can’t be wrong about all things. Once in a while, whether you like it or not, you’re gonna guess correctly. When that happens, run […]

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Awareness

Own Up To More Than Just Yerself

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  • July 20, 2014
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Most folks know about value. They see it as something they purchase with money their boss gives ’em. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Dude Was A Beneficent God, Just Destroying Things In His Path.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 20, 2014
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Most folks kill stuff. They slaughter or sanction the slaughter of millions of living things daily either through consuming ’em or smear ing ’em all over the […]

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Awareness

Murphies Law Has A High Gear

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  • July 19, 2014
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Most folks know about shit. They understand that it can happen in an instant and usually at not a good time and when its really […]

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There Was A Hand Full Of Mind Change In Everything!

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 19, 2014
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Most folks expect improvement. They want grocery producers to create  new and improved stuff, clothing manufacturers to stitch more comfortable and functional threads and yet few settle on similar goals […]

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Awareness

And He’d Strap On To That Lawnmower And Fly Away

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  • July 19, 2014
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Most folks stay trapped. They forget that every human can be in two places at once even though only one of them can be seen […]

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Awareness

Plants Want In. Animals Want In. Water Wants In. You Come Too.

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  • July 19, 2014
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Most folks know about invitations. They feel it is rude to crash a party to which they have not been invited and yet they consider […]

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Awareness

Don’t Fool Yerself, Fool Yerself. Let Other People Do It.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 19, 2014
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Most folks are stupid. They usually have no idea what it is they are stupid about but let ’em hang for a bit with a few […]

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Awareness

If You Are Not A Tool You Will Be Surrounded By Them

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 18, 2014
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Most folks know about torque. They see it as political influence or who got the bigger machete but whatever they call it, it exists. Thank […]

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Awareness

Admit Mistakes Early And Often. Too Often Tho’ & You’ll Be Gone Early.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 18, 2014
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Many folks learn. They see the cycles of life and jump out their way. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

I’m Saying To You Not Sane To You

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 18, 2014
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Many folks know about ambiguity. They understand that just the right amount of maybe-shit makes the medicine go down and stay down. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

Look Away, Look Away One Step Or Two And We’ll See The Real You.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 18, 2014
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Most folks have an effect. They discount it so much it usually adds up to little more than three times their salary but anyone not […]

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Awareness

People Must Help. Find Ways To Let Them Help, But Don’t Go Looking For It.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 18, 2014
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Most folks know about grinding. They understand that grinding  ain’t good even when it feels good as in grinding teeth to avoid bed wetting. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

His Eyes Said Why’ont You Curb That Shit But His Lips. Stayed. Closed.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 18, 2014
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Many folks know about true respect. They understand that that shit talks ten ways from Sunday with nary a spoken word. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

No Need To Fear Death, It Doesn’t Even Care Yer Coming.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 17, 2014
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Most folks know about alive. They understand that alive means the alive thing can do stuff, think stuff and say stuff and even if it does none […]

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Awareness

People Got Limited Room In Their Life. You Will Be Squeezed Out.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 17, 2014
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Most folks can write. They don’t though. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Oh, so yer the big cheese are ya? Well son, please meet Ali-grator…

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