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Month: April 2015

Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Kaizen. Infected.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 30, 2015
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Here’s yer four and say no more. A brilliant human said. And while I did not try to keep him out He hopped right in […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

If A Ring Can Save You

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 30, 2015
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Fasten yer goddam seatbelt! A helmet wouldn’t hurt. But that won’t stop yer memories from calling you a jerk. You hurt you jerk you hurt. […]

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Courage

She Can Nothing

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 28, 2015
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You fucking stay here. STAY HERE. STAY! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

This Guy Wes

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 28, 2015
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Fuck you Wes. Don’t try to say you didn’t know. Thank you, friend Barry out.

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Awareness

Dat Is Bad Dis Want

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 28, 2015
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You wonder about time. Most folks predict.  

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Awareness

People Were Like Touchscreens. Point Of Contact Mattered.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 28, 2015
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Most folks make spit. They don’t think about it after that though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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wrongaholic

Mother You STAY!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 28, 2015
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Most folks don’t hear. They might listen all right but they don’t HERE. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Ex Marks The Spat

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 28, 2015
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Most folks disagree. They just have different ways of inexpression. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Two Way Worker’s Comp

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 28, 2015
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Many folks are insured against injury. They get paid if they are hurt by their work but if their toil improves them, they owe nothing. […]

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Biological Tools

The Cost Of Sanity Is Insane

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 28, 2015
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Most folks get along. They get along with others and going along they get along little dohggie. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

The Estimator’s Estimator

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 27, 2015
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Most folks guess. They forget that suspending disbelief can cause big grief. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Ancient History

Nobody Cries For Canada

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 27, 2015
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Weeping is personal. Weeping for the weeper. Weep, weeper, weep. Those tears you cannot keep. Seeping out from deep, Within the weeper. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

West Was Named

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 25, 2015
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DUCK! Holy fuck that just missed you! Didjya feel that?! Good idea, ducking down. Shit went right on by. Missed ya. You didn’t get it. […]

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Awareness

You Could Blow This Whole Thing

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 25, 2015
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Hey pally. Wanna play? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Posts That Still Don't Make Sense

Dude Left His Life In The Hands Of Fate Before Fate Even Had Any Hands

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 20, 2015
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Most folks tempt fate. They wave red flags and bark at the moon when a simple hello would do. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

There Was No Calling

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 19, 2015
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Most folks work. They work for someone for something and that ain’t nothin’. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Life Sometimes Wants To Go And Must Be Tricked Into Staying

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 19, 2015
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Most folks fight for life. They hold death at bay while wildly swinging from free to free & falling they dust themselves off and put […]

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Awareness

People Change But Not Themselves

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 16, 2015
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Most folks change their clothes. They change their address, their employment and even the color of their hair but beyond that they pretty much stay […]

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Awareness

A Little Control Went A Long Way For Dude Whom Needed Control

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 15, 2015
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Most folks direct. They aim their thinking and watch where it hits and if it don’t hit, that’s the pits. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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If Every Cabbage Was Spoiled Rotten, That Would Be Considered Good.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 15, 2015
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Most folks compare. They hold stuff out and hold stuff in and from there they judge is it better or best just to shut the hail up? Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Life Doesn’t Hang Onto You Pal, You Must Hang On For Dear Life.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 15, 2015
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Life is a train that all can board. But it don’t stop or start when you want. There are no stations and the conductor is […]

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Awareness

Shit Described

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 15, 2015
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Most folks think inside. They can’t imagine how others must feel until they are confused by what they meant. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

When People Stop Telling You What To Do

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 13, 2015
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Uh uh. No fucker is going to say eat these turnips or you didn’t finish your fucking salmon to me! Nuh uh. Not moi! You […]

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Awareness

Suicide By OverEstimation

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 13, 2015
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Holy criminy. THIS IS MOAR LIKE TWENTY HOURS, NOT TEN!! Two thousand bags of sand, not one. Oh. See, I didn’t see that coming … […]

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Awareness

Surrounded By Morans And Alone

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 13, 2015
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Ooh the world stinks! Incompetence abounds. Mediocrity is normal and wishing don’t make it so on account of thinking being this new thing that once […]

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Awareness

Dude Got That Gramp’s Smell

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 13, 2015
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Most folks know about preservatives. They understand that some things don’t exist long on their own but coat ’em with something special and they can […]

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Awareness

Some Prison Guards Are Sons-A-Beggars!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 13, 2015
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Most folks have had a bad sleep. They didn’t have enough or sleep was interrupted or Don’t You Dare Call This Fucking Coffee! Thank you, […]

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Awareness

When A Person Shines Their Brilliance In Yer Eyes

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 13, 2015
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Most folks work. They forget about serving and when a person does that shit, it ain’t work. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Rules Change. Rulers, No.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 13, 2015
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Most folks know about power. They understand that power comes from the powerful and the powerful need yer power. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Imagination Smacks You Upside The Head, Soon As The Talking Stop.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 13, 2015
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Most folks have been in the dark. They wanted it to end and were pretty certain the darkness would end and usually the darkness did. […]

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