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Month: April 2015

Awareness

See That Person With The Huge Agenda?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 13, 2015
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Most folks are ignorant. They aren’t the rude type of ignorant though, they are ignorant of the fact that they are leaving a pile of […]

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Awareness

Life Doesn’t Go On

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 13, 2015
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Life halts. Life stops. Life goes to this place then doesn’t come back. You can call it all you want. “Here life, here life, come […]

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Awareness

Just Yer Standard Miscommunication

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 13, 2015
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Most folks have something to say. They try to remember it, record it, and even relay it which is tough on account of some ideas are huge […]

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Awareness

People Is

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 11, 2015
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Doof is a retard. Retard is a moron. Moron is a stupid bitch. Bitch is an asshole. Asshole is a doof. At oughta hold ya. […]

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Awareness

You Doan Fuck Wit A Guy’s Mom

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 11, 2015
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See hospitals are for weak people. They’re in no shape to resist. They need help and take direction and it don’t help getting pissed. Thank […]

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Awareness

Life Gives “Connect Your Charger” Warnings

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 11, 2015
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Most folks have been ignorant. They attempted to speak rather than sleep their ignorance off on accounta being addicted to bad memories. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Let’s Have A Family Funeral

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 11, 2015
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Saying nice shit when folks are dead is nutso. Say that shit to alive. Let life wallow in its own love. Lookin’ in that mirror, […]

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Awareness

Yer Health Is Worth A Rat’s Petunia But Yer Sickness Creates Jobs

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 11, 2015
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Many folks know about potential. They understand that hunger pangs drive sales and same for pain. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

The Cracks Here Were So Damn Big The Beggars Nearly Made A Whole

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 11, 2015
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Most folks know about government. They understand that governments don’t earn income they demand it and demands cost money. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

And If You Didn’t Allow Him To Employ His Power, His Power Would Overpower You.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 11, 2015
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Many folks know about politics. They understand that politics shines the unshiny to a reflection so brilliant that voters see only themselves. Thank you, friend. […]

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fair warning

Love Re-examined

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 8, 2015
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Love like water cuts to the chase. Love will not wait. Love isn’t straight. Love ain’t no gate you can swing on. Love’ll gouge yer […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

This World Is Oper Ated

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 8, 2015
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Most folks know about television. They forget though, that tele is telling them everything and their vision is not their vision. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

Yes Dorkness Can Suddenly Come Upon One

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 7, 2015
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Most folk know rude. They understand it feels better going out than coming in but that’s rude for you. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Posts That Still Don't Make Sense

De Piranhas Love Doze Doves Yum Yum!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 7, 2015
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Most folks know a boss. They understand that that boss has a boss and that boss has a boss and soon isa comin’ payday. Thank […]

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Personal Stuff I Shouldn't Have Said

Hey Evr’body, Laugh At Me! I Will Take Yer Pain.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 7, 2015
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A fella called Mart So loved it hurt So hurt he loved to double Folks over, hands cupped over roars Of laughter. What mean old […]

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Awareness

The Old Dude Died When His Mother Came Back To Life

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 7, 2015
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Second chances. We don’get nearly enough. Swing at every throw! This ones’s outa the park! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Inside Voice Outside

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 7, 2015
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I thought something the other day. Something I dare not say. Besides, the instant I did not say it, The damn thought went away. Good […]

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Awareness

Its Yer Imagination Yer Crying For

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 7, 2015
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Most folks wish. They wish there was a do over and clean dishes relieved hunger. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Many Folks Are Serving Time For Someone They Barely Know

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 7, 2015
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Themselves. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Some Personalities And Cancer Don’t Mix

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 7, 2015
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How many demons can fit in one body? Well, I can think and at the same time think about me thinking so thats two. To […]

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Awareness

Tell Us What You Know Friend. We NEED Yer View Of Things.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 7, 2015
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Most folks learn stuff. They learn something, apply it, it works and then they make space for it in their coffin. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

Seek And Yee Shall Find Out Shit You Wish You’d Known All Along

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 7, 2015
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Oh jesus learning the hard way sucks. Drags you through the mess and muck. Any other route you’d gladly take, For just a wee bitta […]

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Awareness

The Children Were Easier To Babysit When They Tied Each Other Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 7, 2015
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Most folks enjoy being challenged. They maintain their cool in traffic, hold a spot in line and bite their tongue instead of someone’s head off […]

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Awareness

The Chain Of Life Has Cracked Links

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 7, 2015
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Most folks create reality. They forget that they’re the author though and toss their reins to the closest circumstance. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Then The Machine Rolled Over Him And He Was Gone Man. Dude Was Gone.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 7, 2015
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Most folk assimilate. They get outside themselves so far that their out is in. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Oh Ya, The Boy Could Guess But Only Way, Way Off.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 6, 2015
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If you wanna predict the future You better look hard to the past and then sum. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Dude’d Hoot And Feel Like Cleaning. Dude’s Wife Loved That Marewhowanna!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 6, 2015
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Spic’n spanning toilets really well Means heading out Far far away… Until the job Is done. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

They Tried To Knock Him Off His Rocker But Hah! He Was Already Off!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 6, 2015
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Most folks conform. They don’t feel right being different. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Jesus Please Show Me Gratitude, I Can Do The Rest.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 5, 2015
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Shit is not so bad it couldn’t be worse. But how bad do you want it? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

This Door To The Here And Now, Leave It Open. Leave. It. Open!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 5, 2015
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Mom this is a threat in writing. You stay mom. Dammit, YOU STAY!! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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