Archive for June, 2015

Rules Must Uh NEVER EVER Be Written In Stone Anda Never Ever While Stoned

Lakes have an edge that never stays the same. Lakes know they come and they go. You won’t catch a lake at the bottom of an ocean saying C’mon, put ’em up! Let’s go! Cause lakes aren’t like that. They’re buddies with their shores. Beaching when they want to Rocking if they feel it. Only […]

Happiness Is Doing Without

Going without and doing without are Two very different states. One is filled with loving less And one thinks less is hateful. One hates Less. One’s less is More. More, more, more says Less. It’s more! Moar says less is silly. Silly and sadly mistaken. And Silly says, “one day Moar you’ll see that more […]

Stacking Team Admiration

Oh shit, it’s just me. Don’t get up. I’ll sit here by the terlot. In the stink called me, me, me. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

The Wicked Don’t Rest Anyway

Many folks know about condensation. They understand that water will get through about anything & humans are 75% piss and vinegar. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Red Wine In A Coffee Cup Is Rhubarb Tea

Many folks are flexible. They bend themselves around the desires of others until others fail to notice that someone’s getting bent outa shape. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

De Pen. De Man. De Man’s Pen.

Many folks know about sign here. They sign here without knowing what they are signing or what signing here even means. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude Knew He’d Look Back But He Also Knew He’d Be Moving Ahead When He Did

Most folks get upset. They get upset then they right themselves then they get upset then they Right themselves. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Pain Makers Make Pain

Most folks know about life. They understand that life exists in the eye of the beholder and if said beholder ain’t beholding then behold, life ain’t worth shit. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

When You Throw Shit Watch Where It Lands

Most folks are up front. They could give two piddles what any one else thinks on accounta every one else being reciprocal. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

My Yer Weaknesses Are Strong!

Most folks get pissed off. They do it for all the wrong reasons though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Struggle Bitch

Most folks have gumption. They have no idea how much they’ve used or how much they have left though on account of never picking that pocket. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Eye. It’s The Lash Den.

Mates tie you good’n tight. And if it ain’t allways delight, Dey habitually make knots right. Doze beggars. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Shh, They Say, When Yer Voice Is Away.

Oh you FUCKERS! You fucking fuckers! She’s my mom too you fucking fuckers! You fucking leave her alone! Go find Yer own damn home. Cause here you don’t balone… Ney me! Motherfuckers! Sick man. Ah am sick. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

When Turning The Other Cheek Means Kissing Another Ass

Most folks know their limit. They don’t binge like a maniac on caffeine and pilot monstrous hunks of steaming metal at high speeds mere centemeters from another buzzed, late too, pock-auge. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

When Shit Gets On Yer Socks It’s Deep, Too Deep.

Most folks have a go. They don’t usually have more than just the one go though on accounta A Single Strike Yout. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Get Along With Yer Doe-Geeze, With Yer Dough Geese Get Along.

Arr this trip be shart. You be shart ‘o loot. I be shart ‘a patience. We be shartly disembarking. At’s shartly, if life let’s us. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Yes But, This Was A New Kind Of Same, Tuesday Said With A Smile.

Many folks know about time. They know there’s a lot more where that came from. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Marc Emery Flips Over Jesus’ Table

Many folks know about shiny. They understand that shiny means shit but hey, Luke at those pointy hats! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Mine Got, How Eye Wish Ta-Ta-Time Was On My Side

Most folks are affected. They don’t know how much or by whom though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Real Yer Not. Unreal You Are.

Most folks were children. They don’t remember being children though, which causes them to treat children like them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Yer Killin’ The Smart Beggars First

Most folks appreciate opinions. They appreciate their own and anyone else’s which agrees with theirs. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Health Over Finance Every Day

Most folks are alive. They are not knowingly teetering on the very brink of disaster even tho’ they are. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Scoundrels Can Cozy Rat Upta You

Most folks have relatives. They try not to be had by their relatives & their relatives try hard not to be had by them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Sideways Is The Way Of Shit

Most folks are idiots. They know they are idiots and they they spend a lot of time trying to prove otherwise. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Justa Puttin’ More Epi Into Epigenetics

Most folks add value. They are no good at collecting so they pay their way. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

It Is Tougher To Admit Yer Mistaken Than To Suffer Yer Mistakes

Most folks screw up. They immediately wish they hadn’t and that doesn’t stop the vast majority from hiding the truth. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Once People Learn To Receive, Look Out, Look Out, Look Out!

Many folks know about expectation. They create it until expectation creates on its own on accounta expectation changing everything. Thank you, Barry out.

Bastard Transference

Many folks are cocksuckers. They are assholes and idiots and fucking jerks too on accounta so-in-so said so. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Love Won’t Stop Hate But It Guts Hate’s Power By Half

Most folks have a mouth. They don’t watch it though, they let it just run off whenever it wants which can lead to smacked lips. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

He’d Been Up Since Early Mornin’ But Actin’ Up Since Yessirday

Most folks follow the rules. They don’t flee between the lines on account of their attention being directed to toeing them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.