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Month: August 2015

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Thin Air: The Main Ingredient Of Love

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  • August 7, 2015
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Most folks have emotions. They sometimes control their emotions while at other times their emotions control them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

You Don’t Wanna Be Full In Heaven Cause Then There’s Nothin’ To Eat

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 6, 2015
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Most folks take for granted. They breathe easy as if breathing was and always will be easy. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Keep The Dogs Going Around Yer Compound. Don’t Ever Let’em Stop.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 6, 2015
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Something is saving yer ass. Is it luck if it is it won’t last. Is it timing, good looks, Are you cooking the books? Cause […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Shit’s Small

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 6, 2015
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Oh the start of things is little. Little by little by little. You can hardly see the start at all! So small. The start of […]

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Critical Thinking

Afraid Is An Idea Bigger Than You. Scared Is When Yer Doing It.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 6, 2015
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Many folks have shit their pants. They did it running or laughing or farting in some bath thing but shit people shit people shit. Thank […]

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Confidence

No Sense Leaving Well Enough Alone

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  • August 5, 2015
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Most folks want to be themselves. They want to be a self which goes along to get along and if that requires them to be […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Reality Is Created By Accident And On Purpose

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 5, 2015
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Many folks know what is. They understand that what is is and what isn’t is in the works. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness Critical Thinking

Politicians Speak To Truth Like Priests Speak To God

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 5, 2015
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Many folks know about voting. They understand that voters are the key to democracy and Mickey Mouse runs Disneyland. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Courage Critical Thinking

Yes There Are Good Law Enforcers. They Just Ain’t Been Hired Yet.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 5, 2015
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Most folk know about rotten. They understand that if something is spoiled and placed beside some unspoiled, the unspoiled gonna get spoiled. Thank you, friend. […]

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Courage

When The Bummer Bowling Ball Heads Yer Way Don’t Have Yer Ducks In A Row

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 5, 2015
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Most folks prepare for the best. They say it will be okay and things will work out but when push comes to shove they holler […]

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Ancient History

Standard Mediocrity

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 5, 2015
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Most folks maintain a reserve. They could pay more attention, offer more assistance or care more than a little but they don’t. Thank you, friend. […]

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Ancient History

You Don’t Really Know The People You Know

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  • August 4, 2015
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Most folks have friends. They don’t live with their friends, don’t sleep with their friends & don’t pick their friend’s noses while ignoring a ton […]

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acceptence

Love Gives You One Chance Over And Over

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 4, 2015
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Most folks know about regret. They wish they would have said this or done that yet next time it’s the same. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Providence Is A Moving Target

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 4, 2015
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Many folks know about spite. They understand that spite has a best before date & spoiled spite weighs heavy. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Awareness

Luck Can Be So Little It Don’t Seem Like Luck

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 3, 2015
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Most folks know about phew! They understand that phew! indicates something small was averted but they fail to add up their aversions. Thank you, friend. […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Low On Symbols Dude Gave His Love Directly

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 2, 2015
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Most folks know about lawyers. They understand that lawyers speak for those whom can’t but whom is supposed to be nobody. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Ancient History

Dude Had Afar Raging In His Eyes

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 2, 2015
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Most folks see with their peepers. They observe the front end with very little thought as to what’s going on back here. Thank you, friend. […]

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acceptence

Big Mouth Plus Little Eye Equals Bigger’n You Can Chew Bites

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 2, 2015
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Many folks get sidetracked. They imagine that they are on the mainline but back a ways was a switch. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Looka Lika Sheep Butta Feela Lika Wolf

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 2, 2015
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Most folks have true colors. They have them and even they sometimes don’t know what they are. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Biological Tools

When Yer Problems Roll Its Good To Know How To Roll With Yer Problems

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 2, 2015
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Many folks lose their mind. They repeat I don’t know over and over while polishing their fore head for a genie. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Ancient History

Where Dude Pissed Prickly Thistles Grew

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 1, 2015
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Many folks know smarmy. They pick pockets with a nice smelling finger to yer lips saying you owe me I’ll give it back. Thank you, […]

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Ancient History

Homemade Madness

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 1, 2015
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Most folks start out young. They start young, grow old, and if they do it right, end young. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

‘Twas Still Physical Assault But In The Pleasantest Of Ways

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 1, 2015
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Most folks shake hands. They shake hands with the lord or shake’em like the devil but shaking hands is what they do. Thank you, friend. […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

A Ruptured Venom Sack

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 1, 2015
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Most folks know about shit. They know that shit goes bad, south and in a hurry but they don’t realize shit’s rickabounceyness. Thank you, friend. […]

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