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Month: October 2015

Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Gonna Git Me In The Greeting Card Biz

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 31, 2015
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Y’ain’t changin’ minds. Not like you could. Y’ain’t charging eight or Maybe nine damn bucks For a real thin chunka wood. With a place to […]

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Confidence Courage

Thirty Thousand People Made It Out Alive And Those Bastards Bet It All On You

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 31, 2015
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The Toba Catastrophe was A pretty big deal. Just the world coming to an end. But you and me, we made it through. Cradled by […]

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fair warning Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

They Suggested Dude Do The Right Thing But Dude Wasn’t Taking Suggestions

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 31, 2015
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When you see a mind made up LOOK AWAY! Lest your mind make up too. You’ll always know what to do. Every time! Always know […]

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Courage

Running Ninety-Three Percent Blinder Dude Was Still Seeing Too Much Shit

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  • October 31, 2015
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Arrgg! Don’t say arrgg out loud. Maybe say it to yourself but Never in a crowd. Arrgg is not allowed. Arrgg just shows you’ve bowed […]

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Biological Tools

Help Was On The Way Just Not This Way

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 31, 2015
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You’re on your own. It’s up to you. Even if you Have no clue What to do. Say you do! Guess! Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

On The Tiniest Pair ‘O Wings Flew The Largest Load Of Shit

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  • October 31, 2015
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The night, she hides, What the light of day will not. Cause Nighttime looks so scary that It seldom will be caught. With its pants […]

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Courage Critical Thinking

First You Do De Alligator. Den You Do Da Swamp.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 31, 2015
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Problems won’t eat ’til you got’em. Then they eat your house And your home. Problems chew time like Cows chew cud. Only problems, unlike cows, […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Then Mister Magic Asked – Do Ya Wanna Dissappear?

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 30, 2015
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Dirt hides stuff. Ats why you put it on top. You put a little dirt and then You don’t get caught. Then you stay real […]

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Boredom Sucks

The Barrier To Entry Was No Way Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 30, 2015
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Aw,  you shouldn’t have… Shoulda never ever started here. Shoulda never started up that hill. Shoulda never agreed to free will. Shoulda never brought blood […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Be At The Scene Of Your Life

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 29, 2015
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This person wasn’t present. Didn’t know they died. Sadly, not alone. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Personal Stuff I Shouldn't Have Said

The Good Shit Lasts For A Day If You’re Lucky

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 29, 2015
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Yahoo! doesn’t take long to say. But yahoo echoes nicely. And yahoo plays well once or twice, But three yahoos won’t suffice. They don’t last! […]

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Awareness Sad Times at Human High Taking Responsibility

Look Mister Fixet! Amirror!

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 29, 2015
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You can call me names. You can play your sames. Just remember it’s your life you’re spending. I’ve done my time. Soaked in sublime. Dropped […]

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Real Easy Life Ain’t Worth Doin’

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 29, 2015
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This rich person extinguished themself. … Coulda had houses. Coulda had cars. Coulda put hard cash down on the barrel head For a real nice […]

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Ancient History

The Acting Mister Harddone By

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 28, 2015
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Make your break. Your arm. A leg. Promises unkept. A sweat. Away. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Your Monster Hates The Clear View You

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 28, 2015
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Buddy you’re in a battle. A battle for your life. Brought your shooter and Your yipper too. Playing at any price. The shadow of two […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Choose Your Words Carefully Cause They Don’t Go Away

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 28, 2015
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You hear everything you say. Good or bad, night or day. Words aren’t free, They cost. You pay. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Awareness

Homeostasis Is Way Bigger’n You

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 25, 2015
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Try to change. You can’t do it. You’re a fucking retard. I fucking knew it. God I’d love to stand on your throat… Thanks for […]

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fair warning

At Times He Was Close To A Moron

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 24, 2015
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Stupid doesn’t need you to try. Stupid rarely ever asks why. Stupid start to walk then flies. Stupid make a smart person cry. Stupid rocks […]

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acceptence Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Dude Always, Always Thought Hawthorne Was Watching.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 23, 2015
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WHAT YOU FUCKING LOOKING AT! Like looking does something… Hey, LOOK OVER THERE! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

If Yer Not Fucked And The World Is Fucked, You, My Friend, Are Fucked.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 23, 2015
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Many blues. Many reds. Many normals. Nuff said. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Ancient History Personal Improvement

Cut Yer Hammer Down

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 23, 2015
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Dude needed altered. Altered needed Dude. About this fact don’t be confused. Sure, altered hurts. Altered makes you sad. But it can show you places […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Dude’s Cheek Was Overturned

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 23, 2015
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You blow second chances. They let you off their hook. You seem to get whatever you need By hook or crook. That spot in the […]

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Ancient History

Dude Would Call Out And Only Internet Answered

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 22, 2015
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Hide and seek is a Game we play When we want to amuse ourselves. But hide and seeking Doesn’t work every time Cause if we […]

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Boredom Sucks

Look For Trouble And You Will Find It. Ideas Work The Same.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 22, 2015
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Dust in the wind Removed via mask Or no more wind. Thoughts need food. Food for thought. Get some ‘n give it to ’em. Thank […]

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fair warning Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Aquarium Water Sans Filter

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 22, 2015
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They shat where they lived. Hauled shat in sacks around their necks. That shat changed the smell of everything. Everything smelled like shat. Thank you, […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

You Are In Your Mind. Your Mind Is Outa You.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 22, 2015
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Out there isn’t. In here is. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Caring

Gotta Make Room For A Stoner Two

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 21, 2015
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Wayne Felhaurer where are you? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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It's Economics Man Sad Times at Human High

This Ain’t The Real World

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 21, 2015
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Doors closed. Doors opened. Doors barred and still kicked in. Doors open but not by choice. Doors open for one of the boys. Doors opened […]

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Critical Thinking

Between Us And The Real Big God There Were A Bunch Of Teeny Weenie Gods

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 21, 2015
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Amen for the managers! The folks who walk and roll. They steer the ship and Drop the anchor at will. They say who stays and […]

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Caring Long Term Thinking

Maybe You Can Save Another Life But You Cannot Save Yer Own

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 20, 2015
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Love can fill a heart. Love can fill a room. Love can fill a life, Any moment love can bloom. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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