Author: Barry Williams

This kid was crazy. This kid was dangerously crazy in that he didn’t think of repercussions. There were no outcomes to be considered. No futures […]

Today I ask my recently past father and all dead relatives of my mother’s not to weigh so heavily upon wee Barry. Let his genes […]

My legs run nowhere as fast as a part of me thinks they should. I can’t lift as much as I thought I could. The […]

They were standing there, surrounded by expectant looking strangers. One of the smaller boy strangers motioned a cup toward the new groom who cocked his […]

Once upon a time this naive sales representative was promoted into management. Dude felt fortunate to be in management and in his fortunosity forgot all […]

One of my nephews is in his late twenties and needs his nose fixed. His nose needs fixing because his younger brother broke it during […]

For decades my fake offspring Jason and I did battle. I swore his mother was going to attend court with him because I’ll be gawd […]

Who is NOT forced into pitching something these days? Do folks really understand what they must represent? Or what that coerced representation will eventually lead […]

Is it better to be born with the ability to chat folks up or be quietly intelligent? I hope its not obvious that I’m betting […]

Does Newt Gingrich or The Donald have false teeth? If they do I may have just blown my theory. Sheeoot, I could really use a […]

Convince a trained attack dog to not attack you. You’ve got two seconds. One…twouch… Humans succumb to such conditioning too, so unless you’re a reading […]

Nothing has much meaning if no one remembers it. For folks who possess a decent memory the past can carry shite that we wish didn’t […]

The piece of crap computer I am tapping this out from has no opinion about my intelligence. Even if sometimes I imagine that it’s doing […]

The bus is not coming to wherever we are waiting. But somewhere along our route we will approach that place where we thought we where […]

Lawyers around the world do not agree with the “judge not lest ye be judged” thing because so many of the beggars eventually want to […]

Piss-tanks and farmers about to be caught up in the gears of their combine need a Y. Y is important because if life really is […]

Its January 2012 and truckers in Italy are pissed. Well, they’re not the only ones, it seems that everybody in that country wants to crash […]

Some things I just can’t make shite up about. The Fukushima Disaster is one of them. We will hear the ringing of this gong for […]

See there, Canada and the United States are browning up nicely. Everyone reading this must pay their bills. Please, please pay your bills. Don’t keep […]

Most folks are going to be somewhere on Tuesday @ nine aye-em sharp. A couple of hundred years ago that place was home but now […]

The very instant we figure out who is running this ride we can get off. A course, that don’t mean a person can just make […]

Reality provides a spot for mountain climbers, sky divers and even brave convenience store clerks. The fact that these types of people tend to knock off […]

Since starting a brand new program for the treatment of alcoholics about two weeks ago, this is what my research has shown: 1. It is […]

A person can be altered simply through being challenged. And why not? Why should we remain the same? No matter how much ducking we do […]

I am not my wife’s husband nor my children’s father. I refuse to admit being my mortgage’s signor and I’m not a canadian citizen. You won’t […]

1. In the physical realm there are a limited number of named geographical areas. 2. This is not the case with our imaginative faculties which […]

Every person on the planet needs a little Giorgio De Falco in their life. We need to invent someone like dude who will whisper in […]

It never fails. When something unusual is happening get ready for something else unusual to happen because abnormal breeds more not normal and sideways always […]

Entitlement is like an invisible fungus that erodes all contact with sound thinking. If any person considers it in the clan’s best interest for them […]

Think before you plant that garden. What is the water supply like and what was groan here before this and please don’t say this is […]