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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

It’s Nice People Only At The Top. They Don’t Do Grunting And Groaning.

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  • August 13, 2015
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Nothin’ to complain about. No complainers here in heaven. We’ll,  there is but they don’t stay long Cause heaven is a no bitch zone, bitch […]

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Courage Critical Thinking

Mind Can Be Sucked Through Eyes, Ears And Nose. Occasionally Out The Ass.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 13, 2015
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Most folks know about propaganda. They haven’t succumbed to any yet but talk to them during the next uh, commercial break. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Faking Fitting In

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 13, 2015
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Many folks wear hairpieces. They paint their faces, color their skin and hard surfaces in their struggle to be more real. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Ancient History

Opportunity’s Raised Head Is Kinda Ugly

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 13, 2015
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Many folks are given jobs. They are given respect, training and a warm place to shit and from there the whole schmozzle is earned. Thank […]

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Caring

When Handbaskets Start Running Low, Hell Is Filling Up.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 13, 2015
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After every ending Comes a new beginning. Try not to fuck it up. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness Biological Tools

Look For Freedom Where You Are

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 13, 2015
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Most folks feel trapped. They misjudged how long things would last and now they’re approaching their due date.  Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Ancient History Critical Thinking

Eye. The Good Life.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 13, 2015
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Humans breathe the same air. ‘Cept them breathing dirty air. But dirty air doesn’t care Whom breathes it. It wants breath. Humans drink the same […]

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Critical Thinking

If You Have Coattails Someone’s Ridin’ Em

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 13, 2015
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Many folks know about success. They understand that all one has to do is get in the way of success and shit will come up […]

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Ancient History Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Success Is Delivered In A Wheelbarrow Of Shit

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 13, 2015
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Most folks know about envy. They understand that other people suffer from envy and those fucking cry babies can go fuck themselves. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Courage Critical Thinking

They Tortured Him To Stop Talking

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 12, 2015
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Most folks know their limits. They don’t know them sight unseen but swing by and they’ll point them out. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Ancient History Operating Systems

Cappy Jumping Overboard Is A Sign To Abandon Ship

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 12, 2015
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Someone knows something first. They keep it to themselves. Don’t wanna scare the tiny tykes, Disturb the little elves. Cause elves can’t handle scary stuff, […]

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Critical Thinking Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

When Daddy Hits Mommy

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 11, 2015
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Most folks know about fucking retards. They understand that fucking retards should not, must not be ordering in for lunch nor doing gubmint wirk. Thank […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

When Gods Shape

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 11, 2015
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Listen. You will hear it. You’ll hear the sound of the tracks. Hear and relax. It’s the sound of the tracks. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Never Having Sex With My Wife Again Or You Hoo? What To Do Hoo?

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 11, 2015
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Genes. Women don’t have them. Not these ones. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Cool People Aren’t Cool They’re Freezing

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 11, 2015
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You can come alive. You can wake. You can slip through their grasp if you bake. But say you don’t. Say you won’t. Then these […]

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acceptence Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Good Friends Will Not Be Kept. Keep Up!

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 10, 2015
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You can do more. You know it! A few moments, a friggin’ lifetime, Stretch it out now. Stretch it out. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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acceptence fair warning

Be Convinced Yer Wrong

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 10, 2015
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Most folks have patterns. They say the same words in sneakily new ways then are stumped when the same shit wagon appears. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Why Get All Pissed Off With Yerself When Half Pissed Off Will Work?

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 10, 2015
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Many folks have 20/20 hindsight. They use it, they look into the past and in that reflection they see themselves and their effects in a […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

If Someone Was Purposefully Fucking With Dude, They Were, They Were, They Were.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 10, 2015
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Most folks know about obstacles. They understand that obstacles stand between them and everything else but they overlook the space between obstacles.  Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

Represent Yerself

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 10, 2015
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Animals wear no clothes. Humans dress them up. And when we say it’s running over Animals see no cup. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Ancient History

They Made Things Smaller And Smaller Until There Wasn’t Enough

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  • August 10, 2015
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Most folks know time is money. They are not as certain as to how much money though, they just know it’s less than it oughta […]

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Awareness Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Infer! Infer! You Can Infer!

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 10, 2015
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Many folks deduce. They don’t need to know the whole story to know the story. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Courage

This Insect Didn’t Know Dude But He Killed It Anyway

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 9, 2015
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Shit comes outa nowhere. Flies across yer room. Shit will fly you with it. Shit got you to groom. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Ancient History Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Claim The World Before It Claims You

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 9, 2015
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Most folks get a piece of the pie. They may think their piece too big or too small but the people who win think this […]

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Ancient History fair warning

You Do Kaizen, Do You?

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 9, 2015
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Stopping is not possible. Nothing is not still. You dream of a space what don’t exist That place not over no hill. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness It's Economics Man

Ah, Who Influence…Me?!

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 9, 2015
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Most folks act nice. They act sensible and curteous & it’s still acting. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Ah’ll Tell You Somethin’ You Ain’t Never Seen!

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 9, 2015
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Most folks tell stories. They might be a bear in a fable but they didn’t break no chair. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness Critical Thinking

If It’s On Television There’s That Telling Part

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 9, 2015
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Many folks know about walkie talkies. They understand that walkie talkies allow people to walk and talk but to where and about what? Thank you, […]

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Ancient History Awareness

When The Shit Is About To Hit The Fan Bettah Send In A Pin Shitter

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 9, 2015
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Look, more change we can believe in! Is cowboy who takes no shit, Or prisoners and He don’t mind firin’ which, Is mighty good cause […]

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acceptence Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

When Shit Knows Yer Headed South It Piles On Piles On Piles On

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 9, 2015
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When ya make a mistake, Say Oh lawd’s sake! Do a double take. Maybe check yer wake. Miss yer next mistake. Do a double take. […]

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