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Assholes Annonymous

He Didn’t Know What He Wanted And This Was Only Lunch

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 24, 2019
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The wool stayed firmly Over his eyes. The look was so cool It was not a disguise. See, covering up stopped All ifs, ands and […]

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Assholes Annonymous

Constant Peripheral Vision

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 17, 2019
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The corners of his mouth hung high. Some would call it smiling. Course, they’d be defiling Jocularity. For it was plain to see. His knack […]

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Dance to The Government Lingo!

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 20, 2019
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Do you cha-cha-charge? Or do you run away? Stay up all night or? Sleep all day? That’s for them to know and You to say […]

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CommonSensically Atrophied

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 10, 2019
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You don’t have two fucks to give. You just live Your life as if You’re surrounded by womb. Fed via shiny spoon. Gonna fall down […]

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Throwing People Under The Bus Is A Job

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 5, 2019
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Did well in college. Four bedroom house. One great kid. Killed a mouse. Known as hero. Managing zeros. Buddy knows his stuff. When necessary tough. […]

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The Dirty Line

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 18, 2019
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Rise through the ranks or Blood your way up. You’re heading to a place where Enough is not enough. It’s gonna get rough. You better […]

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Assholes Annonymous

They Turned Unengaged Potential Into Sickness

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 31, 2018
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These motherfuckers were smart. They got it right from the start. They say you boy, you need makeup. And your armpits really stink! You are […]

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Assholes Annonymous

When Fucking People Works

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 8, 2018
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Fuck being nice. Shit on who needs it. Screw people twice. First one’s on me. Next one’s on you. Please come on back. So I […]

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Y’All Feel

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 3, 2018
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Patterns. You are one. You think you’re someone. And you think you’re just one. Wrong.  

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Do You Pick Your Nose Or Does Your Nose Pick You?

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 25, 2018
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Zero sum game. Running then lame. It’s the same. Hidden vision. Circumstancial collision. Viewing that once hidden. By being smitten. With not here and now. […]

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The Incorruptably Corrupt

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 25, 2018
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An oath was taken. The ground was shakin’. The best, they makin’ A promise to truth. Evil was shook cause The best, they took That […]

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Assholes Annonymous Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Gone! Curiosity Gone!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 30, 2018
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Certainty is what we need! Got no time to grow from seed! You don’t follow, you will bleed! You wanna drive an old car? Name […]

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You Know About Phones And You Do Nada

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 10, 2018
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Batteries die. But don’t go to heaven. Strap on a seat belt If you’re gonna get in. The safety is on so You don’t shoot […]

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What Grumpy Old Bastards Don’t Know

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 1, 2018
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If you’re angry and you know it Clap your hands! If you’re too pissed off to clap I understand. It’s your right to be unhappy. […]

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Paul Ain’t The Real McCartney And I Ain’t The Real Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 12, 2018
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Holy shit you can trade places! Change faces! Displace yourself! No one will tell. They’ll ask you Are you well? You wink cause You won’t […]

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When It’s Bad Or Worse

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 6, 2018
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He hit the haystack at fitty. Like a soft brick wall. Took one car length afore Momentum stalled. Kick-kick-kicked a door open. Ass out hauled. […]

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Why I Lie

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 10, 2018
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The Tooth Fairy is a lying bitch and Santa’s a lying sack of shit. The Easter Bunny is a sideways fuck and The Sandman can […]

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Fool Yerself

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 8, 2018
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Fuck bias confirmation And all of it’s sort. Sonsabitches look this way. Find themselves in court. Who are they Anyfuckingway? No fuckingminds! Get outta my […]

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You Don’t Have To Be A Victim Of Your Mind Control

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 22, 2018
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Red means stop. Red and blue – STOP NOW! Stand for the anthem. Sing out proud! Keep on standing for The next anthem too. You […]

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I Was Just Thinking

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 12, 2018
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You know you own the Present and you own yesterday. But that ain’t even half enough to get You through today. You need tomorrow and […]

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This Day Now

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 26, 2017
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Ima be me. Through and through. No one tell me What to do. I say what I think is true. Good for me. Bad for […]

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I Hear A. I. A’comin’

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 17, 2017
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I said love dammit! Don’t you love? It said love dammit? How many kinds of love? You said start with self then Spread it out […]

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Assuaging Guiltski

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 21, 2017
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Phone your mom. Wave at the neighbor. Send a goddamn greeting card. Give a buck to the thirsty homeless. Don’t honk at an asshole. Smile […]

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When People Fake Quality, They Create Authentic Evil.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 19, 2017
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Good exits. Better exists. Best exists. Right now. Tomorrow best must change, Good and Better may remain but Pretend to any one of them and […]

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Assholes Annonymous It's All About Contrast

Hola Monsieur Brown

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 14, 2017
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I’m no bloody teacher, mister Brown. I’m a clown. New to town. I’ve been sideways and up-side down. All around. Broke the sound Barrier. ‘Cause […]

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If You Can’t Spot The Joker, It’s You.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 5, 2017
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See that flash in the pan? That’s you. See that boy as a man? You too. Wakin’ up to change the world? Boo hoo. Maybe […]

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Assholes Annonymous History Bitch

Good Only Works If Shit Gets Bad

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 30, 2017
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Fuck it! I’m done! I can’t take no mo’. This shit train’s pulling into the station. I’ve had it! I’m through! This bastard’s fed up. […]

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We Drank Throughout Every Day For Evening We Boarded Other Sheeps

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 26, 2017
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I found this mind. Alone. Frustrated. Spoke we did and then We dated. It broke me and soon we Faded into Couples. Couples. Barry

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Assholes Annonymous Boredom Sucks

Nothing Was What He Listened To And From Nowhere He Listened Well

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 15, 2017
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When I look like this keep Your pie hole closed. Silence is what I need. I’ll break the silence when It’s time to be broken. […]

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Assholes Annonymous Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

When The Knives In Your Back Get Too Heavy

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 11, 2017
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  Your hand went over your heart during anthems. You marched everywhere you went. Our rules twisted with twisty beer caps. Your rules would not […]

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