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Ivan DONCHA Scratch That! Ivan DONCHA Go There! Ivan DONCHA Love Me?

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  • March 17, 2015
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There’s plenty of things not to like. Lots to not like in here. But if you don’t like what you see in here Out there […]

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Oh, To Not Have To Act.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 17, 2015
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She smiled if she wanted to. Farted if she needed to. Slept when she got tired. In that fucking old folks home. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Sure The Boy Had Talent But How To Rid Him Of It?

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 17, 2015
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He could do things with his mouth. Oh, the sounds that would come out! His tongue moved them all about They protested but came out. […]

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Awareness

The Winter Of Ought Fifteen

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  • March 17, 2015
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She was nasty cold. Tougher than tough. And the wind blew ice Through the daze so rough, That enough was enough. They had had it […]

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Awareness

What Zappenin?

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 16, 2015
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Most folks create reality. They don’t create it on purpose though, they just create it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Feel The End That’s Coming And Let It Drive You Further Into Today

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 15, 2015
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Most folks can feel impending. They get this tingle, this guess and by golly and either they suffer a near miss or not. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

You Got Yer Landlord And Yer Lord Of Land

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 15, 2015
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Most folks care. They also often complain about caring. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Mind Could Not Control It’s Body. The World It Controlled Even Less.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 15, 2015
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Most folks know about influence. They understand influence works similar to body odor but how to direct it? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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If Their Lips Ain’t Movin’ Don’t Look At Their Lips

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 15, 2015
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Most folks speak body language. They also read it loud and clear though their deciphering skills may be wanting. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

The Good Ship Life Will Rollover On You

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 15, 2015
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Most folks miss opportunities. They don’t hug someone who needed it, kiss someone who’d remember it and that uncreated joy casts a long, cold shadow. […]

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Awareness

In A Constant State Of Emergency They Were Few And Far Between

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 15, 2015
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Most folks know about delayed gratification. They understand that gratification can be delayed but won’t the ice-cream be cream by then? Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

The Corruption, She Ran Skin Deep.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 13, 2015
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Most folks are human. They still have no idea what its like to be some other human though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Play Middle Field And Shallow Pal. Player Nice And Shallow

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 13, 2015
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Most folks know about history. They don’t know how its made though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Dude Almost Made Him Make Some Rules

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 13, 2015
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Most folks have kids. They don’t get to choose their kids though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

And Pretty Soon One Half The World Owned Every Damn Twist Tie

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 13, 2015
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Most folks know about prices. They know that the cheapest can’t be the best but how the hail come? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

And Does Your Brother Have A Brother?

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 13, 2015
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Most folks think about themselves. They have way more shoes than feet but ain’t no one gonna walk in their shoes! Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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If You Can’t See The Future Then Pray Pal, PRAY!

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 12, 2015
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The pike has shit on it. Heading this way. I wouldn’t even mention it If it weren’t in play. HE SAID: The turnpike, she got […]

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Guess Who Made This Big Gut Bitch?

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 12, 2015
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Most folks pretend. They pretend to be slim, rich and not pretending. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Show Me This Thang Called Happay. Ahmma Gonna Git Me Some.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 12, 2015
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There is this Place where people can Piss. They piss wherever they want, those people. Wherever, whenever They want, they piss! Ahh, the life those […]

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Awareness

They Refused To Attend Each Other’s Funeral On Accounta Each Attended Their Own

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 12, 2015
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Most folks spoil life. They forget that life doesn’t pile up and folds up so very small and tiny that it can be hidden away […]

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Awareness

When Yer Unhappiness Causes You To Speak With Lawyers

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 12, 2015
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Most folks value stuff. They often value the wrong stuff but that’s what gives stuff value. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Get A God Who Can Influence You And Pray To That Sucker For Help

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 10, 2015
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Most folks can’t go it alone. They need a trigger to redouble their efforts. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Why Happy People Make Angry People Angrier

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 10, 2015
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Most folks can destroy smiles. They can snatch smiles from their face and the face of others so deftly that slow unsmilers seem super silly. […]

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Awareness

Un-Close Yer Craziness

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 10, 2015
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Most folks are stupid. They have little concept about that which they are stupid but never-the-less, they are. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Dude Never Wanted To Be The Fucker-up Of People

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 6, 2015
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Most folks like shiny. They want yellow gold not blue. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

The Food Wasn’t Just A Great Comfort. It Was A Comfort One Could Hoist And Rehoist.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 6, 2015
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Many folks know about buffets. They know more about how many groceries you can put away than you do. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Dude Was Contemplating Forcing Himself To Force Others To Join The Force

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 6, 2015
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Most folks accept confusion. They start their prayer with well here we go again its the never ending story and dagnabbit take a pill and […]

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Awareness

Everyone Was Laying In Wait For Him. Laying And Laying And Laying.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 6, 2015
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Someone has to start something. They see the side of the damn skin and they holler WELL I’LL BE A SON OF-A-PUPSTER IT’S A SHADOW! […]

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Awareness

Hot Breath On A Sunburn

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 6, 2015
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Most folks want to keep the peace. They do this by not peacing in anyone’s cornflakes or peacing on anyone’s parade while not getting peaced […]

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And Be Go Ta Hell If They Didn’t Realize That Love Could Be Made From Nothin’!

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 6, 2015
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Most folks can control their face. They keep it clean, color it and shave it but few understand its vast capacity. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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