Category: Awareness

A fucking thumb tack? I’ll give you a thumb tack! Oh how I wish I knew why I must walk the perimeter. The bottom is […]

The Ultimate better not be The End All Be All sans improvements or bored will definitely be on the menu. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Short folks can illicit a pile of empathy from absolute strangers. As dwarfs they attract almost every eyeball in their vicinity and there is not […]

Musical instruments are almost always made to exacting standards. Every one of these beautiful, incredible machines is bent on creating vibes only if they are […]

Geographically and metaphorically speaking – wherever we go, there we are. Its just us. Hanging out right there in dimensions three and four. If a […]

Conquistador Pizarro utilized hounds to subdue a continent. Like the best lawyers money can buy these mastiffs went straight for the guts of their targets […]

Happiness is more difficult to keep to oneself than unhappiness. Tongues would have to be bitten and many eyes squinted if this were not the […]

My spoiling was not the result of any rods being spared at home. Rather, I was spoiled through the understanding of the voluntary nature behind […]

My father received plenty of assistance from the christian god but me, I got nothing much to write home about. Perhaps this result has something […]

Folks think because pain comes from somewhere that it ought to go somewhere. They should tell that to a squid or anything caught in a […]

There is a good reason why no one should verbalize anything they don’t want to make real. Especially if it ain’t positive or helpful to […]

Apparently some folks are addicted to sex. Having never had the occasion to be trapped by such a heretic one can only imagine how awful […]

A study called The Hawthorne Effect claims that watching folks alters their behavior. Most parents don’t need such high falutin social experiments to understand that […]

“Don’t eat that Aylmer, that’s horse shit.” Before he lost his mind furiously battling in the mall division of the global religious war, that’s what […]

Air, luck and caring concern are important. Usually not critical until we need them, though. Aaynd sheesh, do we ever need ’em now … Who […]

Sneaking blood out of a stone is a wondrous talent. You have to be able to mobilize rock, though. And exchange something shiny. Thank you, […]

Me gettin beat down? That’s Ludicrous. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Like your best firefighters and police alive everywhere.

Sometimes my wife makes me so angry. Well, that’s how she causes me to feel anyway. Surely if reality were somehow different I would have […]

Most folks assume hangovers are the cost of  bargaining with inebriation. This ain’t so and not a good thing for a lot of folks to […]

The vast majority of folks easily understand that crap rolls downhill. What many fail to recognize is someone lives there. We spend too much time […]

Gawd bless you folks for continuing. We’re like minnows in a shark pond it ain’t easy here. Are you sure you’re in the right place? […]

Most folks have no idea how little effort is needed to change someone’s mind. A decent ripper of a fart or even just a deep […]

Saskatchewan, Canada is not a good place for folks to lose their mind. Not if they care about its timely return anyway. A couple of […]

Tick talk get away from that clock. It’s not a toy to be played with, I warn you. Just lay down those second hands and […]

Once we know where folks are coming from we can speak to them like we know where they are at which most of the time […]

Some folks call them dimensions, others call them Here and There No matter though, either you’re WITH it or you ain’t because from what we’re […]

This guy walks up to a disc jockey who is providing music for a wedding. He expectantly and loudly asks whether the DJ has a […]

Investing in paper books might not be your best bet. Folks getting lazier coupled with instruments which allow them to do so semi intelligently are […]

How sick I feel at times. Was it something I ate or is something really rubbing me the wrong way? Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

Some folks are able to sloop through life without employing any hint of sincere apology. They pay little heed to how they are unintentionally influencing […]