Skip to content
Crossing The Line by Barry Williams
Pretend you went insane and could type. Welcome!
  • Non Fiction Podcasts
  • Free Non Fiction Ebooks
  • Owners Manual
  • #41500 (no title)
  • Contact Me
Shuffle
  • Non Fiction Podcasts
  • Free Non Fiction Ebooks
  • Owners Manual
  • #41500 (no title)
  • Contact Me

Category: Awareness

Awareness

Get Your PTSD Before It Goes Out Of Style

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 20, 2019
  • 0 comments

Fuckin’ buddy dropped out of site! One second he’s beside me, the next, swoosh! I felt his hand brush my arm as he clawed the […]

Leave a Comment on Get Your PTSD Before It Goes Out Of Style
Awareness

Some War’s About Fightin’ Wars

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 12, 2019
  • 0 comments

You do. You do. It’s all about doing. Baby, you do me in. I don’t know where to begin but Doing, it soon wears thin. […]

Leave a Comment on Some War’s About Fightin’ Wars
Awareness

We Have Nothing To Fear But The Fear Makers

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 11, 2019
  • 0 comments

You are going to hell. And you stink. Probably lower Eye Que. Than you think. You’re waay too fat Tree hugger, you. Allowing animules to […]

Leave a Comment on We Have Nothing To Fear But The Fear Makers
Awareness

There Was That Daily Reminder: Shit Adds Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 11, 2019
  • 0 comments

He niced his hundredth person, For that week! He coulda niced a hundred more… But some folks didged and Others dodged. They deflected nice… what […]

Leave a Comment on There Was That Daily Reminder: Shit Adds Up
Awareness

The Hallway And It’s Rooms

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 7, 2019
  • 0 comments

There’s this life And that life and This life and that. Where you wind up Twists on where you bin at. You looking forward? Or […]

Leave a Comment on The Hallway And It’s Rooms
Awareness

Little House Just Like Da Big House

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 7, 2019
  • 0 comments

This house was run by vote. Votes ran this house. Mom and Dad tallied the notes. In this house. They said every vote surely counted. […]

Leave a Comment on Little House Just Like Da Big House
Awareness

The Seestem Licks It’s Arseholes

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 30, 2019
  • 0 comments

Goddamn! It’s same show title three! Well, watchers come and see! You’ll shudder and tee hee! Set disbelief so free That it straps you on. […]

Leave a Comment on The Seestem Licks It’s Arseholes
Awareness

Constraint, I Shall Banish You To The Ends Of The Earth!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 29, 2019
  • 0 comments

Fuck, he was a retard! He’d see shit comin’ Then, while hummin’ He’d s-l-o-w-l-y get ahead. Like mama always said. There’s something in your eye. […]

Leave a Comment on Constraint, I Shall Banish You To The Ends Of The Earth!
Awareness

The Cheater’s Guide To Heaven

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2019
  • 0 comments

BOOM! He wanted to see God so bad. BOOM! Was the only way he thought he had. BOOM! Exploded sadness turned some others mad. BOOM! […]

Leave a Comment on The Cheater’s Guide To Heaven
Awareness

The Dimensions Between Sight And Sound

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 20, 2019
  • 0 comments

Some came in saucers. Others had reptile skin. Some had no skin at all And weren’t where they had been. When they landed after tactile. […]

Leave a Comment on The Dimensions Between Sight And Sound
Awareness

If You’re A Cat, It Ain’t Monday.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 17, 2019
  • 0 comments

Five was the number. The number was five. Then he’d come awake. Then he’d be alive! Seven was a number. A number which he dread. […]

Leave a Comment on If You’re A Cat, It Ain’t Monday.
Awareness

He Could Say It Was The Lord But It Was Life

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 16, 2019
  • 0 comments

Words kept coming Like non-stop humming. Like a far away train will rumble you. You feel the world a rockin’. You hear somebody talkin’. The […]

Leave a Comment on He Could Say It Was The Lord But It Was Life
Awareness

Get Your Pareidolia On, Shite Is Adding Up.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 16, 2019
  • 0 comments

The plays and the players. Just another day. Nothing to be seen here. Why not look away? The sky’s not falling. The earth ain’t shakin’. […]

Leave a Comment on Get Your Pareidolia On, Shite Is Adding Up.
Awareness

Get Bent

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 11, 2019
  • 0 comments

Blow your stack. Come undone. Put those loved On the run. Stop all fun. Cause shit ain’t going your way. Swear out loud. Asshole proud. […]

Leave a Comment on Get Bent
Awareness

Where Are You And What Time Is It?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 11, 2019
  • 0 comments

Say this again tomorrow. For tomorrow holds no sorrow. It’s a brand new day With a brand new way Of doing things that Shouldn’t be […]

Leave a Comment on Where Are You And What Time Is It?
Awareness

You Don’t Play With The Big Boys

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 11, 2019
  • 0 comments

You roll the die. You don’t ask why. Just barely try To understand. It’s underhanded. Won’t understand it. Can’t get behind it. Cause you don’t […]

Leave a Comment on You Don’t Play With The Big Boys
Awareness

Space: The Final Fraudtier

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 4, 2019
  • 0 comments

He lied to himself, Chanting: I think I can. I think I can! But as an also ran He was in a clan That lied […]

Leave a Comment on Space: The Final Fraudtier
Awareness

An Asshole’s Hegelian Dialectic

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 31, 2019
  • 0 comments

Fo’ sho’ he was an asshole. He had those asshole ways. And without any effort He could asshole on for daze! Sometimes he would wonder. […]

Leave a Comment on An Asshole’s Hegelian Dialectic
Awareness

He Was Good On Taxes

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 30, 2019
  • 0 comments

He just paid income tax and Tax on his gas and the gasser Paid their taxes all the way down. He paid their tax, too. […]

Leave a Comment on He Was Good On Taxes
Awareness

His Initiative Showed None

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 27, 2019
  • 0 comments

You don’t quit, you don’t start. You’ve turned not trying Into an art. You don’t follow direction But want us all to becon To your […]

Leave a Comment on His Initiative Showed None
Awareness

He Was A Small Man Baring His Cross

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 25, 2019
  • 0 comments

He could hear the birds, or not. He could flail in this net But he was caught. And goddammit, these were problems. Andy had no […]

Leave a Comment on He Was A Small Man Baring His Cross
Awareness

Mike Roe And Mike

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 20, 2019
  • 0 comments

As below. So above. Things never fit. Like a glove.

Leave a Comment on Mike Roe And Mike
Awareness

Your Days Are Numbered Now Name Them

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 20, 2019
  • 0 comments

Six hundred years old. On his thirty-ninth childhood. Jonah finally learned to shit his pants. He could shit those pants with ease, now. No need […]

Leave a Comment on Your Days Are Numbered Now Name Them
Awareness

If You Need To Be Angry

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 18, 2019
  • 0 comments

A punching bag, you’re not. But, here you are… caught. In the eye of a drama storm. Drama storm. Drama storm. Turn and torn. Man […]

Leave a Comment on If You Need To Be Angry
Awareness

Suggestions Dropped Like Grenades To Fall On

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 18, 2019
  • 0 comments

The Boogieman wears my droopy pants. The Boogieman wears my shoes. The Boogieman, he limits me. Tells me what to choose. Fear this, fear that. […]

Leave a Comment on Suggestions Dropped Like Grenades To Fall On
Awareness

Staying Where God Wants You

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 12, 2019
  • 0 comments

Pretend you are a fuckwit. A moron and a gloat. Pretend you’ve nothing to offer. Then think about your oath. Your oath. Your oath… Just […]

Leave a Comment on Staying Where God Wants You
Awareness

The Stupid Future And Past

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 11, 2019
  • 0 comments

It hit him in the gut. Right. In. The. Gut. Weren’t no ifs, no ands or buts. There it was and just because It was […]

Leave a Comment on The Stupid Future And Past
Awareness

If You Open The Door For God He Will

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 8, 2019
  • 0 comments

The Devil makes you do stuff. You don’t want to do. And God, he wants whatever you want. Cause God, he works through you. Satan […]

Leave a Comment on If You Open The Door For God He Will
Awareness

The Deadly Lack Of Imagination

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 7, 2019
  • 0 comments

They didn’t think it was a bear. Just the shadow of a rock. Cause this bear never growled And it never, ever talked. It just […]

Leave a Comment on The Deadly Lack Of Imagination
Awareness

Everyone Wants A Slinky

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 2, 2019
  • 0 comments

Shh! No talking! No whispering, too! No damn winking or Smoke signals, you! An En Dee Aye. You sign today. And then you say Nothing. […]

Leave a Comment on Everyone Wants A Slinky

Posts navigation

← Older Posts
→ Newer Posts

 

Oh Yeah? Show Me Whar!

 

Subscribe

 

Shite Starts Here

  • Archive of All Posts
  • Recent Blog Posts

Picture of me not available

Let's say you're one of those folks who has never vaped potty pot pot. Well, smartypants, that's not going to help you here much is it?!

TICKETS!

Get your tickets ready please!

Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?

Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?

The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.

And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...

Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?

Have a grand day, friend.

TICKETS!

Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
barryhappywilliams@gmail.com

 

Recent Posts

  • The Good Guys Are Bad But The Bad Guys Are Badest
  • Heads That Are More Than A Noggin
  • To Smart For Anyone’s Good
  • Dog Paddling With Sharks
  • Eye Contact With A Shark
  • Medals?! Waste Of Metal. Give ‘Em Paper!
  • Chinese Innovation
  • Dynamic Activation
  • The One Degree Experts
  • The Law Of Addtrition
  • Uh, Don’t Take Life Personal
  • Steg & Ography

Recent Comments

  • izi drop promokod_vpkr on Sorry Non Karmic Believers
  • Barry on Hazing – Tastes Awful, Works Great!
  • Barry Williams on My Lord, We Are Sufficiently Fucked.
  • Barry Williams on The Fear Of Odd
  • Barry Williams on Fucking Rights Werewolves Exist!

Archives

  • April 2025 (4)
  • March 2025 (17)
  • February 2025 (10)
  • January 2025 (7)
  • December 2024 (12)
  • November 2024 (16)
  • October 2024 (7)
  • September 2024 (8)
  • August 2024 (11)
  • July 2024 (10)
  • June 2024 (5)
  • May 2024 (9)
  • April 2024 (5)
  • March 2024 (5)
  • February 2024 (5)
  • January 2024 (11)
  • December 2023 (8)
  • November 2023 (6)
  • October 2023 (14)
  • September 2023 (4)
  • August 2023 (8)
  • July 2023 (10)
  • June 2023 (14)
  • May 2023 (10)
  • April 2023 (10)
  • March 2023 (11)
  • February 2023 (9)
  • January 2023 (1)
  • December 2022 (6)
  • November 2022 (10)
  • October 2022 (11)
  • September 2022 (8)
  • August 2022 (16)
  • July 2022 (22)
  • June 2022 (12)
  • May 2022 (9)
  • April 2022 (23)
  • March 2022 (23)
  • February 2022 (21)
  • January 2022 (28)
  • December 2021 (20)
  • November 2021 (12)
  • October 2021 (13)
  • September 2021 (8)
  • August 2021 (11)
  • July 2021 (13)
  • June 2021 (11)
  • May 2021 (12)
  • April 2021 (3)
  • March 2021 (9)
  • February 2021 (5)
  • January 2021 (5)
  • December 2020 (13)
  • November 2020 (9)
  • October 2020 (8)
  • September 2020 (5)
  • August 2020 (16)
  • July 2020 (6)
  • June 2020 (22)
  • May 2020 (17)
  • April 2020 (19)
  • March 2020 (3)
  • February 2020 (9)
  • January 2020 (10)
  • December 2019 (5)
  • November 2019 (28)
  • October 2019 (17)
  • September 2019 (29)
  • August 2019 (16)
  • July 2019 (11)
  • June 2019 (11)
  • May 2019 (8)
  • April 2019 (11)
  • March 2019 (14)
  • February 2019 (9)
  • January 2019 (10)
  • December 2018 (7)
  • November 2018 (14)
  • October 2018 (9)
  • September 2018 (20)
  • August 2018 (9)
  • July 2018 (25)
  • June 2018 (15)
  • May 2018 (23)
  • April 2018 (28)
  • March 2018 (28)
  • February 2018 (26)
  • January 2018 (28)
  • December 2017 (30)
  • August 2017 (12)
  • July 2017 (33)
  • June 2017 (36)
  • May 2017 (20)
  • April 2017 (31)
  • March 2017 (20)
  • February 2017 (13)
  • January 2017 (8)
  • December 2016 (23)
  • November 2016 (20)
  • October 2016 (39)
  • September 2016 (35)
  • August 2016 (41)
  • July 2016 (26)
  • June 2016 (49)
  • May 2016 (35)
  • April 2016 (43)
  • March 2016 (38)
  • February 2016 (42)
  • January 2016 (29)
  • December 2015 (75)
  • November 2015 (82)
  • October 2015 (65)
  • September 2015 (103)
  • August 2015 (144)
  • July 2015 (83)
  • June 2015 (95)
  • May 2015 (82)
  • April 2015 (94)
  • March 2015 (86)
  • February 2015 (116)
  • January 2015 (99)
  • December 2014 (148)
  • November 2014 (71)
  • October 2014 (78)
  • September 2014 (89)
  • August 2014 (71)
  • July 2014 (106)
  • June 2014 (70)
  • May 2014 (165)
  • April 2014 (128)
  • March 2014 (118)
  • February 2014 (87)
  • January 2014 (83)
  • December 2013 (113)
  • November 2013 (140)
  • October 2013 (117)
  • September 2013 (49)
  • August 2013 (103)
  • July 2013 (127)
  • June 2013 (111)
  • May 2013 (112)
  • April 2013 (107)
  • March 2013 (121)
  • February 2013 (145)
  • January 2013 (115)
  • December 2012 (125)
  • November 2012 (119)
  • October 2012 (180)
  • September 2012 (118)
  • August 2012 (102)
  • July 2012 (93)
  • June 2012 (53)
  • May 2012 (81)
  • April 2012 (112)
  • March 2012 (136)
  • February 2012 (72)
  • January 2012 (56)
  • December 2011 (36)
  • November 2011 (43)
  • October 2011 (91)
  • September 2011 (53)
  • August 2011 (18)
  • July 2011 (61)
  • June 2011 (19)
  • May 2011 (21)
  • April 2011 (9)
  • March 2011 (7)
  • February 2011 (16)
  • January 2011 (7)
  • December 2010 (2)
  • November 2010 (6)
  • October 2010 (14)
  • September 2010 (8)
  • August 2010 (2)
  • July 2010 (11)
  • June 2010 (8)
  • May 2010 (8)
  • April 2010 (16)
  • March 2010 (17)
  • February 2010 (9)

 

 

You May Also Like:

Don't Copy This Self

The Good Guys Are Bad But The Bad Guys Are Badest

Posted on April 30, 2025April 30, 2025 by Barry Williams
Y'all Tered States

Heads That Are More Than A Noggin

Posted on April 20, 2025April 20, 2025 by Barry Williams
Assholes Annonymous

To Smart For Anyone’s Good

Posted on April 12, 2025April 12, 2025 by Barry Williams
Politics Is A Gamer's Game

Dog Paddling With Sharks

Posted on April 3, 2025April 3, 2025 by Barry Williams
Livin' In The State Of Scared

Eye Contact With A Shark

Posted on March 30, 2025March 30, 2025 by Barry Williams
Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Medals?! Waste Of Metal. Give ‘Em Paper!

Posted on March 29, 2025March 29, 2025 by Barry Williams
Copyright © 2025
Designed & Developed by ThemeinWP Team
Scroll to top
Cleantalk Pixel