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Biological Tools Oh Hell There's Another Dimension!

Buddy, Can You Spare A Lesson?

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 30, 2017
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Wow you don’t see reality. Don’t you see? You don’t see! Reality. It ain’t what you took it to be. See… Reality is made a […]

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Biological Tools Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

The Monition Of Prem

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 6, 2017
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Say what you think will happen. Maybe just speak your mind. Maybe your mind is onto something. Don’t be left behind. Barry

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Biological Tools It's All About Contrast

Why My Clan Matters To Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 30, 2016
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I’m going down with the ship. Which means it ain’t going down. I’ll sail this beggar til she’s paid her dues, Then I’ll refund her […]

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Biological Tools Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

That Place Between Thoughts

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 7, 2016
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Lord you die so effortlessly! Me, I lie awake wondering if I’ll wake from this night’s slumber Or is my number Up? See, I don’t […]

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Biological Tools Long Term Thinking

Look For Your Map. See Where You’re Headed.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 18, 2016
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A long way away anda Long time ago, The genes wearing you bet Today would be so. They set it in play and leading Up […]

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Biological Tools Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Wrapping The Earth In Mind

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 10, 2016
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Just before snapped is Stretched to the limit which Is often a limit so fleeting As to not appear as a Limit. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Biological Tools Courage

You Need Wobble

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 2, 2015
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No fucking rope. No damn net. Ain’t never worn a helmet yet. You don’t get Why they upset Cause you’re not wetting The bed now. […]

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Biological Tools Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Plants Speak Only In The Fifth Dimension

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 24, 2015
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Tension taste it. Stress test it. Fear feel it. Holy you antenna! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Biological Tools Operating Systems

Don’t Start Using My Love For You To Make Yerself Feel Good

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 17, 2015
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You’re on your own. Dammit you’ve known. You cannot hone Your skills alone You need this clone To come un doan. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Ancient History Biological Tools

Of Course Threats Work

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 7, 2015
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Something fell into an alligator. Resting on it’s snout and Ali ate ‘er. There was something there. Something right there. Something right there, Now it’s […]

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Biological Tools Courage

First Tough. Next Easy Then Nothing.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 5, 2015
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Ain’t no one using force on me ‘Cept me. I will force myself to do. I’ll do it! I will force myself to like. Ah […]

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Awareness Biological Tools

This Train Can Be Boarded But Maybe Not By You

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 2, 2015
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Ideas fly and if you try You can fly with Them too. They’re going your way All you have to say is Okay idea, I […]

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Biological Tools

Help Was On The Way Just Not This Way

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 31, 2015
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You’re on your own. It’s up to you. Even if you Have no clue What to do. Say you do! Guess! Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Biological Tools

It Doesn’t Follow

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 30, 2015
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You better bring something to the table. The thing you bring better be able To tell a good truth from a fable. Cause if it […]

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Awareness Biological Tools

You Need So Many Strokes Per Day

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 22, 2015
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If there isn’t an up or down We make one. Which one you makin’ right now? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Biological Tools Courage

When The Odd Bird Tweeted Of A Big Hand Saving Them, They Were Not Believed.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 15, 2015
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Oh you better believe there are alien abductions, Some from out of this world. Others aren’t abducted but dissappear just the same, Withholding their many […]

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Biological Tools fair warning

The Tragedy Is That Tragedy Is

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 2, 2015
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You skinned both knees. Outran your ability To do as you please. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Biological Tools

Be Yerself With A Caveat

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 24, 2015
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Most folks have a name. They didn’t choose their name but they go with it just the same. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Biological Tools Courage

Say Yay! To The God Of Quiet, Tinnitus.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 19, 2015
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Many folks receive rings. They hang ’em on ear lobes, ear top parts and ear drums, oh ya ear drums! Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Biological Tools Long Term Thinking

Let Reflection Be Yer Guide

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 19, 2015
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Oh, to only live once. What a waste! You can live and relive and regurgitate. Chew on the cud of this life! Thank you, friend. […]

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acceptence Biological Tools

Fourth World Mosquitos Love Fourth World Blood

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 14, 2015
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Most folks are born accidently. They didn’t choose their birth location, family or sex but post accident is their fault. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness Biological Tools

Look For Freedom Where You Are

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 13, 2015
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Most folks feel trapped. They misjudged how long things would last and now they’re approaching their due date.  Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Biological Tools Confidence

Good Procrastination

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 9, 2015
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Most folks enjoy scary rides. They are willing to pay big to voluntarily experience the same rush of anxiety that can be had by just […]

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Biological Tools

When Yer Problems Roll Its Good To Know How To Roll With Yer Problems

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 2, 2015
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Many folks lose their mind. They repeat I don’t know over and over while polishing their fore head for a genie. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Biological Tools

His Good Shit Wasn’t

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 27, 2015
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Many folks try their hardest. They pull out all the stops until their goddamnedest kicks in and then they get the hell outa the way. […]

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Awareness Biological Tools

It’s Your Rules Out Here

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 19, 2015
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Woe to the undisciplined. Those misfits for hire. Operated by circumstance Cause they won’t fly by wire. Say, why are they getting up like that? […]

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Biological Tools

At No Time Did Dude’s Brain Consider His Needs, Above Being A Common Carrier.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 9, 2015
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Most folks think they own their body. They bend them, shape them, and force them into too tight clothing but bodies can bend, shape and […]

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Biological Tools Critical Thinking

Be Brutally Honest With People And They Will Know For Sure You Are Lying

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 25, 2015
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Many folks can keep a straight face. They might be busting a gut on the inside or figuratively rolling in the aisle & howling madly […]

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Awareness Biological Tools

Don’t Piss In The Tall Grass Where Yer Walkin’ Cause While Talkin’ You’ll Walk In, It.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 25, 2015
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Most folks fart. They try to fart alone which, if they can, is good and if they can’t, is bad. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Awareness Biological Tools

Get Lost. You’ll Find Stuff There.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 25, 2015
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Most folks are forgetful. They get multitasking and go one task over the sweet Jesus line. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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