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Category: Boredom Sucks

Boredom Sucks

Wanna Work For Evolution?

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 14, 2016
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Jesus you like the hard way. Grunting anda groaning. You keep doing it that way Won’t be here in the morning. But hurt it swarms […]

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Boredom Sucks

In Four Hundred Meeters Turn Right On CRISPR Gene Drive

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 2, 2016
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Walkabout the boat. You’re not the captain. You’re not. There’s no hide and seek You’re caught man, caught. That smell ain’t of action It’s rot […]

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Boredom Sucks Shitty Ain't How It Always Is

If I Didn’t Have Me To Talk To

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 18, 2016
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He’s in solitary refinement. Got his big self on the line man. Takes a long step deep inside then It all goes away. No tomorrow, […]

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Boredom Sucks

Depression Is Your Step Mom With Your Passwords ‘n Keys

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 17, 2016
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Yes come whenever you like and stay Longer than I want. Tell me my hair looks stupid and My sunken eyes project haunt. Whisper my […]

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Boredom Sucks

Something Wrong With Yer Goddamn Link

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 2, 2016
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Your site’s live. You’re live. Ninety-nine point nine nine uptime. Your uptime climbs If you don’t mind Listenin’ to the whine The endless whine of […]

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Boredom Sucks

Wannabe More Like Ivan

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 28, 2016
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Ivan don’t care what you think. He don’t need booze to drink. Ivan quenches thirst by toilet. Ivan eats meat without boil it. Ivan sleeps […]

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Boredom Sucks

You Know What I Want Just Not How To Get There

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 18, 2016
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Look straight into my face. I’m not smiling. There’s no reason to. You’re not nice. Asking me stuff. Expecting answers. You’re lame. Oh So lame. […]

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Boredom Sucks You Ain't The Bossamee

Father, If You Can See This.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 13, 2016
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My dad went to heaven. Where everything’s better ‘n good. Nobody talking back to him. People listen like they should. Jesus askin’ pops a million […]

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Blessings Of The Ages Boredom Sucks

Why You’re An Asshole Doesn’t Matter

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 12, 2016
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Hit the one whom Sticks it’s head up. Where and when Makes no difference. Thankyou, friend. Barry out.

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Blessings Of The Ages Boredom Sucks

How To Add Shit Up Without Shit Adding Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 10, 2016
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I said halt! Who goes there?! No one halted Or was there But me, I still paid attention. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Boredom Sucks

Sumbitch Deez Genes!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 10, 2016
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Are you the driver? Heard someone say as I was comin’ awake. It was me asking me and it was me Not wanting to be […]

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Boredom Sucks

I Can Start Something That Will Not Stop

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 6, 2016
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Insects doing what insects do. And happy, damn happy to do it. Flesh and gravity, in the dirt. If you don’t Get up, they just […]

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Awareness Boredom Sucks

Shit’s Made Up Before Shit’s Made Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 5, 2016
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Myth is a fact. There’s no denying. Course, if you do, Then there’s that too. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Boredom Sucks

Said Boy Doncha Foller In Daddy’s Footsteps. Said Daddy Wore His Backwards Boots.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 4, 2016
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I had a borry dah funds ta Arrive at dis place in A reas’nble mounta time. An me, I don’t know if we’re alike us […]

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Blessings Of The Ages Boredom Sucks

Repetition Effortlessly Creates Insanity

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2016
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Say it again Sam! Was what they said. Over ‘n over ‘n over! So Sam he said it. Many different ways. While the crowds called […]

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Ancient History Boredom Sucks

God, Canada And The National Hockey League Work For The Same Damn Guy.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 29, 2016
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You. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Boredom Sucks

You Are In That Space ‘Tween Mind And Body

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 15, 2016
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You didn’t birth yourself and Your death will come unbidden. Your heavy heart will murder you If you always keep it hidden. Your mind will […]

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Blessings Of The Ages Boredom Sucks

Stop Trying To Change And Go ‘Round Back

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 11, 2016
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People have been scared silly. And afraid to speak their mind. But few have ever been frightened enough To look behind unwind. There’s a tension […]

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Boredom Sucks Hurtsville

This Old Man

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 5, 2016
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Someone sitting alone there. Dude looks like he’s lost. Looks like he paid alot for life. And he didn’t count the cost. Which was everything. […]

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Boredom Sucks Dense Is A Human Forrest

Two Steps Back

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 2, 2016
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Careful the noises you make. The wrong grunt get you in trouble. Doan go an do what you like. The man says you are not […]

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Boredom Sucks

Uh If Anything Happens To Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 21, 2016
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I did it myself. I scratched. I scraped. I boarded and taped. I listened to the framers and The angles they raped. Oh fuck man, […]

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Boredom Sucks Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Mama I Love You

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 21, 2016
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Spank me bitch You will wish You ate that twitch Cause I will show you glory. ‘N I will hear your stories. Tell ’em again […]

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Boredom Sucks It's All About Contrast

Please Lord, Not Normal!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 17, 2016
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Oh god please don’t show me the average path! Please rain shit on my daily parade! And hurl big boulders or tree-mendous problems At me […]

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Boredom Sucks

Who Packed Your Baggage?

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2016
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Hola! You’re strong! Pally you big. Mind if I tag along? I’ll be here like the third man Standing. Buddy I’ll do no wrong. Plod […]

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Boredom Sucks

All Aboard Da Sky Bus

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 10, 2016
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Oh sir your shirt Could cover a couple Of big old good size guys. And you got the stare of a hungry Bear and sniffle […]

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Awareness Boredom Sucks

Sure The Shinola Shone But This Shinola Smelled Like Shit

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 24, 2016
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Don’t look at me without paint. Painted peepers all around ‘cept for The little you what ain’t. Covered up more’n ain’t. So sad the whole […]

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Boredom Sucks Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

If Ya See The Punch A Commin’

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 18, 2016
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Oh indicator past. Could ya meet your match And twisty turning snatch A present from a blast Of future? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Boredom Sucks Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

God Don’t Look At Him

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 16, 2016
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Shit in you’re eye. Shit make you cry. Maybe question why. Evolution sly. Hey who that guy? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Boredom Sucks Critical Thinking

Lawdy Open Up Dem Good Luck Taps

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 13, 2016
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This road he hoed. Knowed where it goed. Like he’d been told A thousand times. Be a good boy, boy. Like chips ahoy! Be careful […]

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Awareness Boredom Sucks Courage

My God! Fuck CERN! No Heaven?!

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 4, 2016
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Oh don’t you say this is it! It’s not! Can’t be! Shan’t be! Say it ain’t ought! No ma’am! What now? Next…? Thank you, friend. […]

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