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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

DeStimulation

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 31, 2021
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Your smile. Your frown. You upside down. You right side up. You had enough? Or does it matter? You madhatter. You brain scatter. Hey! Get […]

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You Could Take Your Star Off

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 30, 2021
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They weren’t fighting on the beaches. No bombs screamed down from the air. The unmolested strolled about. They didn’t seem to care. The river rose […]

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Daft Punks

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 15, 2021
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Mister Trumpachov, Tear down this wall! They did call from the wayside. Silence total from the nayside. So tear they did And all was hid […]

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Turn Off Your Reciever, There’s A Signal Coming Through.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 14, 2021
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The alarm is set. It’s set. It’s set. You wanna be a winner? Bet. You bet. Wanna get wise? Regret. Forget. Don’t believe in Karma? […]

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T’was The Night Before Hellness

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 21, 2021
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You mask up and Task up and You keep your distance. Please no resistance Your pain is an instance Of how you insist that Freedom […]

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Of Masks And Hats And Walls To Outer Space

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 6, 2021
  • 1 comment

Oh, they were going to divide us. By color or height or weight. They pinned on our badges. All we did was wait. Their bait […]

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Demented Friend

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 3, 2021
  • 6 comments

I know the fellow who casually writes Claims this blog is his. I know he sleeps And I know where He sleeps I know where […]

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Lord I’m Not Asking For Your Help

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 26, 2021
  • 1 comment

Fuck you, if you don’t help me! All that I have done! You don’t keep a boi a’guessin! Keep ‘im onna run! It’s tit for […]

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If You Find This Bottle

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 13, 2021
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We were dazed by the flashes Of bright moon light And the waves crashed all around us. Brought ’em in by bus, they did And […]

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Fogs Dighting

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 10, 2021
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Everything is backwards And nothing goes ahead. We will all be dead. It will not be said. We knew what we did here. Out of […]

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My Dog Walker

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2020
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I said “Get down, girl!” When she walked up on me. Bitch was tall as I was! Ain’t no if, or, and buts, She had […]

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Terror Fried

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2020
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His arse didn’t feel them. The kicks kept coming. He slept right through A major thumping. The blood She clots A major lumping. Hey no […]

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They Reconsumed The Surface

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2020
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Brother, I eat thou. Thou eats me. If I ask Please let me be. Can’t you see? You won’t free Your mind To find To […]

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Intelligence

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 27, 2020
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Buddy felt stupid. Acted stupid too. Maybe wasn’t stupid compared to you But stupid he felt. Right to his core. Couldn’t shoo stupid out smarten […]

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2020 Foresight

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 26, 2020
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There’s fear in the air. It’ll get in your lungs. Sneaks in through your mouth and nose. You don’t wanna be one of those. Living […]

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Karma Please Be Real

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 25, 2020
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You are going to hell! Brother, you’d do well To turn yourself in. Cause where you bin Brother, ain’t allowed. You’re bad. So sad. You […]

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The Rat Watchers

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 23, 2020
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They see you moving in your house. Sneaky, slippery, stinking louse. Threatening all and lady how’s This helping anyone? Look what you’ve done! Hada have […]

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Just A Little Cracking Skull

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 20, 2020
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They were close. Too close. They must be stopped. Someone oughta call a cop. Tackle boy and punch him down. Stop him acting like a […]

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Let Shit Be

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 14, 2020
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Disturbed, he was and Just because He hit the kill switch hard. It was a place too far. He was lost inside Where life had […]

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Yo Broadcast

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 20, 2020
  • 1 comment

Urine trouble mister fox. You do this only if you dox. You’re not giving any fucks. And its big time in the big house. Take […]

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Lucifer I Commend Thee

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 14, 2020
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Ain’t no fight in Beelzebub. Guy’s all shits and giggles. She ain’t blow jobs but Knows who does. Slewfoot’s eyebrow squishy squiggles. Smile there man! […]

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The Exit Had A Pile That The Entrance Didn’t Have

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 14, 2020
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They all showed up for the party. Indignant and foolhardy. Danced with the music. Then, just when they think Shit’s done hitting the fan. Cracks […]

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His Name Was Lick And He Got Hit Alot

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 12, 2020
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They were short on the float Money was missing. Which meant they’d be kissing This job goodbye. It’s do or die. We all will fry […]

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Outofit

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 25, 2020
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Outa tune. Outa time. Outa patience. That don’t rhyme. Outa money. Outa work. Outa synch. Effen jerk. Outa balance. Outa wine. Outa step. Get in […]

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They Mined The Mindless

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 23, 2020
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Let’s say you are not too smart. And you cart Quite apart Critical thinking in a hand basket. Not a necessary task yet So desperately […]

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Jesus Was Adopted

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 2, 2020
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Buddy loved meth. All he could get. Get it in ‘im. Get him in it. S’all the same In this minute. Round and round on […]

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The Nose Have It

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 23, 2020
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She stuck it in. Pulled it out. Nostrils with a pile of clout. Furious blows without a doubt. She won’t need a hanky. She sees […]

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Four By Four Missing

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 9, 2020
  • 1 comment

No nail. No hammer. No toolbelt too. No saw. No sawhorse. No carpenter too. No wire. No fuse. No soldering too. No music. No lightshow. […]

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Verbotenly Hot

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 23, 2020
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Don’t sweat it the border. Or the hospital or a port. Don’t sweat it at the mag lev train Or you won’t get aboard. Prices […]

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Sleep As Long As You Can Then Relax

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 23, 2020
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Waking up is hard to do. Especially if that other room Is booming with a view. I mean, what’s a chile to do? Stay? Or […]

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