Category: Crazy Stuff I Still Can’t Prove

The night, she hides, What the light of day will not. Cause Nighttime looks so scary that It seldom will be caught. With its pants […]

Out there isn’t. In here is. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Mister, what’r you in for? Didja rob? Didja cheat? Didja pee on the seat? Didja fail at meet’n greet? Livin’ in the street? Feelin’ kinda […]

Watch for the watchers Watching for you. Watchers comin’ loose an They need your glue. What the watchers don’t need And dont want is you. […]

FREEZE! Now stay frozen. Is that you frozen there? Who is you now? This frozen example or You the observer? Now FREEZE once again and […]

Don’t tell anybody. Juss you an me. Plus my imagination. Makes three. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Yo criminal! Welcome to Austrailia! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Tomorrow there’s a big race, To claima bit ‘o yesterday. You ain’t going can we have your seats? We got front row tickets today! Thank […]

Good things turn bad. Leave ’em in the sun. Stuff climbs closer to a pile of shit. Done before begun. Thankyou, friend. Barry out.

You can wait for that love to return. If it was there it will come back. That’s why yo-yo’s and the universe work as they […]

This thing’s no thing. It’s a there and a that and A why and a how. It’s there and it’s not there We make it […]

You don’t like him, do you. He’s not nice to you. Cause if he was nice, you wouldn’t hiss. Would you, would you. Would you? […]

You’ve got a twenty percent chance of success. So what you gonna do? Did you think the maze you’re amazed by, Was conjured up by […]

Most folks know about bed making. They claim to want to sleep in the bed they made but it’s not their bed or they’re not […]

Most folks know good enough. They know about it and if they hit it fine but stop talking about it wouldya? Thank you, friend. Barry […]

Most folks know the law. They might not know THE law but the law they know is close enough. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks nod off. They fall asleep and from that point on shit happens. Thank, friend. Barry out.

Wear a swatter. Like a sidearm. The beggars notice. They DO! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Pity the unscripted. Makin shit up on the spot. No help, ideas, hints or comebacks. They do life in the very first shot. Crazy beggars. […]

1. Alive Sucks! 2. I don’t have cancer great. 3. I want to be awake during organ donation. 4. No shit will hit my fan […]

The sound barrier was broken. Four minute mile. Can people still be happy With no damn smile? Thank you, friend. Barry out .

Most folks know about duck’s backs. They wouldn’t pile shit on a duck’s back on account of it would just run right the hell off. […]

Many folks know about taxes. They understand that taxes are theft but they’re a nicer kind of theft where snapping fingers trump picked pockets. Thank […]

Most folks know about catch. They snag a ball thrown their way and if they don’t catch it they get hit. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

Many folks know about bushes. They expect to get through them by beating around them and for some bushes it works. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

Most folks know about apprehension. They understand that apprehension is an early warning fuss system that helps expose the muss. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Late evening when I wrote this post anda cat jumped off our porch at the same time I was typing this so my trousers are […]