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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Birthdays Are Stupid

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2025
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Buddy knew age was a mind trick. Someone before him had been so slick To imagine this thing which could control the sun. To imagine […]

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The Trend Spotter

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 17, 2025
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Buddy could add, subtract and divide. But his friend here, talking, Lied and lied. Buddy saw the facts and his face collide. Just inside him, […]

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Jesus Was The Son Of Joseph

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 23, 2024
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Buddy figured God was a construct. Like churches and Bibles and hymns. He knew that to question the lord as boss Was the very gravest […]

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It Isn’t Luck

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 18, 2024
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Buddy knew the prepared man Stood in a conditional stream. In the flow of conditions a prepared man Might realize his every dream. Assisted by […]

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Not What But Why

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 25, 2024
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Buddy smelled a rat In the court house, ya. He could smell him plain as day He knew that smell so well. It was smear […]

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The Economy That Didn’t Bark

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2024
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Buddy knew shit was bad, bad, bad. The silence of which made him sad, sad, sad. The sky was falling Tough times calling All the […]

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Mandatory Happiness

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 18, 2024
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Buddy saw a shitstorm Dead ahead. Nothing resembled what The Big man said. Now a big war for Freedom’s head. They want to stop Freedom […]

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Satan Ain’t A Bad Guy

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 10, 2024
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Buddy knew the wind could kill Could suck a life out of all thrill Could create prayer for something still. Oh ya, the wind can […]

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The Religion Of Kaizen

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 30, 2024
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Buddy was a mess When he first appeared. Muddied up the water then Filtered it clear. Swallowed all the shit that A new kid could. […]

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Life Is A Three Ring Circus

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 25, 2024
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Trapeze elephants and clowns galore. They don’t work ring number four. Elephants one and clowns do two. Ring number three is up to you. Mix […]

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Buddy Hates Christmas

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 25, 2023
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People buying shit that nobody needs. Stores selling shit that is based on greed. Half of their income from this shit, please… Crazy, this tradition […]

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There Are No Piles Of Shit In A Shitstorm

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 31, 2023
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There were cats and dogs All over the place. Like the cats and dogs Were in a race To see who’d who bite The hand […]

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Disbelief Suspended Every Damn Where!

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 7, 2023
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The Good Bad Guy Said to The Bad Good Guy Hey there good buddy, guy, Don’t stand so close mon frère Cause look, see? Over […]

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Cells Have Walls And Cells Have Walls And One Wall Is A Prison

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 11, 2023
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Scaled that fence in no time hence In no time they were over it. In no time had removed a split A split that had […]

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When Your Own Teeth Bite You

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 23, 2022
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Buddy hadda sore spot. Right about here. Catch a little grumble, Person come near. People lika toothache Thinkin’ not clear. Rumble in the younger and […]

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Habitual Insanity

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 29, 2022
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Their driveway didn’t go to their house. They were a few bricks short of a load. Their lights were on but no one was home. […]

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Dude Said Magic But I Saw Tricks

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 24, 2022
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It was a bait the switch thing. See what for brings. Pappa gonna make them dance. Shit is so good, there’s no chance. They will […]

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Free Pat King!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 23, 2022
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Dude refused to wear a mask. Vaccine? No, don’t even ask. Straight to hell and so damn fast. The entire world went with him. Honking […]

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Restless Natives Parade Please. We Need A Picture Of Every Face.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 27, 2022
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Firewood was chopped and stacked. Nothing needed gathered. Whoops of joy from the warriors mouths Music their conductors heard. How they felt was managed, true. […]

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No Clowns On The Trap Ease

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 7, 2022
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They were hanging by a thread. So far overhead Accentuating dread At every flip. What if they missed?! The crowd knew this So they watched […]

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There! Heard It Again!

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2021
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Buddy wouldn’t listen and Neither would he Pay any mind to Is Buddy free? To choose and lose and Too much booze and Let’s go […]

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They Signed A Non-Disclosure About The NDA

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 5, 2021
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There wasn’t much to talk about. When everyone had their say. There were polite hellos And hey, nice car! And isn’t this a wonderful day? […]

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Da Fuhrer Said

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 31, 2021
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When I show my palm like this My dog sits down. When I make my palm a fist My good dog growls. Then I point […]

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Stop Acting Human

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 18, 2021
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Aliens were at the helm. Beggars were steering the ship. When and wherever love was noticed The aliens destroyed it. They hacked at hugs. Iksnayed […]

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The Ginormous Covid Wall

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 13, 2021
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I will speak for you mom. I will tell what they have done. But I won’t tell them On the run Thankful that I have […]

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If You Stay In Your Body

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 1, 2021
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You’re not going to heaven. You won’t know dimension. You’ll come back again. And again and again. If you stay in that body.

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Lying In Dishonor

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 3, 2021
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Bitch’s lips were moving. She was grooving On the sympathy That only she Manufactured Cause she heard It’s a big thing If no thing Actually […]

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Somewhere Time

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 12, 2020
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Early or late, you could find this great And grateful man at play. He would play along all day. You would never hear him say […]

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Stay At Homers

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 12, 2020
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Oh, you people! Goddamn sheeple! You had to graze together! Do so-and-so whatever, You had to shop. You could not stop And think about the […]

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World War Bug

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 8, 2020
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Once upon a time In a land A land quite close to you. There lived a little nom de plume With nothing left to do […]

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