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The Change, She Is Not Coming.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 18, 2018
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In a town where everyone limps No one thinks they’re limping. No one calls out Gimpy! Everyone has a cane. Everyone limps the same. Waddling […]

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Personal Message To My Reader

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 3, 2018
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I know who you are. Who you are. Who you are. I know you know I know Who you are. Who you are. But that […]

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Gone! Curiosity Gone!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 30, 2018
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Certainty is what we need! Got no time to grow from seed! You don’t follow, you will bleed! You wanna drive an old car? Name […]

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Mind The Yap Gap

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 23, 2018
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People say and people do. More people say than do. To those folks, don’t be true. Don’t give them all of you. Don’t let them […]

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I Spared Your Life Today Bitch

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 16, 2018
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I could have strangled you. Kicked you black and blue. So fucking smug, you. Piss me off. You goddamn selfish bitch. I scratch your every […]

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My God Goof, Use That Shame!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 12, 2018
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Ain’t wantin’ no shit from No one’s mouth ‘cept Inside my own head. You hear whut I said?! Voices?! Slewfoot, you bastard! I thought you […]

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The Good Gland

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2018
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Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep. Cause mine don’t work Like buddy the jerk Who called […]

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They Got You By The Points!

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 26, 2018
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She traded phones. Married a data hog. Not paying forty for three gigs Cause the fucking nig nog Can’t see that Wi-Fi hasn’t con Ected […]

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Life: Easy To Learn. Difficult To Master.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 3, 2018
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GO! if you must and You must! Get up and get at’em. Come at and combat ’em! They’ll stop if you stop ’em. But you […]

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This Thing Called Nice

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 2, 2018
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You care. And share and wonder Where the rest of them Gain compassion. They seem inhuman and Only you man can turn their Hearts from […]

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Reeko Shay

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 29, 2018
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Ya, you got one shot and You took it! You’re scared now and You look it! The womb was free and You shook it! You’re […]

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The Future Must Be Held Fast

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 17, 2018
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I’m older. Weaker. Slower. Smarter. Too agreeable. Too foreseeable. Too many times I’ve been there. Too far to reach. Too far to go. Too many […]

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See, God Is A Devil And The Devil Can Be Fun.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 21, 2017
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Pretend you’re not alone. Pretend that someone loves you. Pretend your life means something. Pretend you’re not pretending.

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You Got Yer A.I. Travis

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 17, 2017
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He looked real hard Into mirror so deep. Looked past the shyster anda Pervert creep. Looked at vibrations that were so Damn deep. Titanic isa […]

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Big Man. Small World.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 7, 2017
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Holy shit there’s nothing out here! No one! Nada! Noot! We will rail a road into this place. We’ll make passengers and loot! Shit has […]

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Mister Brown’s Shadow

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 24, 2017
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There’s a dent in the earth Wherever we walk and the Silence only breaks when Somebody talks and our mother Might warn us that slippery […]

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See The Inside Edge Of Your Eyes

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 10, 2017
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Step back from your head. Just one step back. See that edge and Then look back. See, there’s a back to look to. You’re snug, […]

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Problems Have Two Sides

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 7, 2017
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Before shits happens It looks like this. Once the rhubarb’s hit It looks like that. This can’t be seen from that. That only comes after […]

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Hurtful Diligence

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 5, 2017
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Send me the sign of mosquito. Let the beggar want my blood. Try and steal it from me not once but thrice. Intersection intersects with […]

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The Purpose Of Life

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 20, 2017
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If you ask what is the purpose of life You’re already on it. Barry

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If You Ain’t Infected With Kaizen, Don’t Get In The Game.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 19, 2017
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Collaboration met competition and The two of them arm-wrestled. They each stood on the greenest grass And in each other’s sights, they fessed up. Rested […]

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Prayers Are Wasted On Mister Brown

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 16, 2017
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Mister Brown ain’t down for the count. No sir! Mister Brown is down for the fount. Oh ya! He’ll take a little sip. Maybe look […]

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You Don’t Have To Be Seen To Be Known

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 3, 2017
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There’s a track in the dirt And it’s not from you. It’s a paw print and Your paws have shoes. Heading this way. That way, […]

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They Called Him Cock And Asian But He Felt Contagion

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 18, 2017
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  They say you’re sixty and white. You know that sixty ain’t right. But you ain’t no fighter, More like delighter And a star shining […]

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He Had A Problem With Authority And Authority Had A Problem With Him

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 9, 2017
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  He did better on his lonesome. Crowds, he found them loathsome. Hankered to be alone some. Pointers, he needed not. Stealthy, to not get […]

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Pull It Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 28, 2017
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You don’t know shit And you know it. You’re faking it all the way. Nodding your head, making eye contact. Hoping that you don’t say […]

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When You Represent Yourself

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 24, 2017
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  You don’t look like anybody. If anything, they look like you. There is only one of you and To that one you must be […]

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If Fear Catches Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 10, 2017
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  He didn’t want to be But he was, alone. Even his third man factor had gone. The wind bit his face. Dawgs on his […]

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If You’ve Never Been To Heaven, Can You Tell Us What It’s Like?

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 29, 2017
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He smoked marijuana. A lot of it. He and marijuana were a damn good fit. He could talk about it. Tell about it. See it […]

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Some Folks Get God And Other Folks, They Get Cancer.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 28, 2017
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  Life is a pantry. Filled or not filled. It’s shelves can be loaded Or everything spilled on The floor and the door The damn […]

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