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Category: Human Nature Don’t Have To Be Natural

acceptence Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Dude Always, Always Thought Hawthorne Was Watching.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 23, 2015
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WHAT YOU FUCKING LOOKING AT! Like looking does something… Hey, LOOK OVER THERE! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

If Yer Not Fucked And The World Is Fucked, You, My Friend, Are Fucked.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 23, 2015
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Many blues. Many reds. Many normals. Nuff said. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Dude’s Cheek Was Overturned

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 23, 2015
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You blow second chances. They let you off their hook. You seem to get whatever you need By hook or crook. That spot in the […]

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fair warning Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Aquarium Water Sans Filter

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 22, 2015
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They shat where they lived. Hauled shat in sacks around their necks. That shat changed the smell of everything. Everything smelled like shat. Thank you, […]

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fair warning Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

What Will Your Production Do, Kiss Or Bite Your Arse?

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 20, 2015
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You makin’ waves. In deep water. You can swim Or at least you ought to. Swim to safety Far from your swell Leave the rest […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Jesus He Hated Heaven

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 13, 2015
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Anything you want! Everytime you want it! No waiting or standing in line. No maybe. No can’t do. No Never gonna happen. No, here dreams […]

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Courage Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Change Sidewalks

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 13, 2015
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This group he knew got together. Shoot the breeze and stir some shit. Him, he skirted the wisdom crowds. They gave him stupid fits. Stupid […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Take My Effect

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 12, 2015
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You needent be bothered. There’s really no use. You rise for yourself. For me, hang loose. Just you being you. And me being me. Then […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Fondness And Contempt. Both Are Headed Your Way.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 9, 2015
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You miss. You’re sick. You’re sick of being missed. Sick of the love that hides in spaces. Spaces you are not. Spaces where you are […]

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Ancient History Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

If The World Is Crazy And You Are Not, Crazy Is How You Are.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 3, 2015
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The first kid to touch home plate. Probably the first at bat. Cause he run fast or Own the home plate Everyone else come last. […]

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Courage Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

If All You Produce Is Money, That’s What The Beggars Want.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 1, 2015
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Billy The Kid was a real good dancer. But Billy ain’t known for that. See Billy would just as soon shoot as talk And Billy’d […]

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fair warning Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Ya Well Fuck You Homeostasis

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 28, 2015
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This here’s a ball. This here’s a chain. Around his ankle. Don’t cause no pain. Least pain he feels. S’below his limen. But if he […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

You Must Go Into The Mouth Of The Dragon. That’s Where Everybody Is.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 25, 2015
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You don’t. Run into fire. For so many reasons. Some of them final. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Critical Thinking Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Polite Works If’n Ya Ain’t Da Man

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 25, 2015
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Please let me take your shit. Your money, your time, Your life. An iff-eye can’t get it all from you, Maybe gettabitt from your wife? […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Hell Has Failures

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 25, 2015
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No one gets a pass in Hades. Some poor bastards fail. They all must repeat. Same lesson same time, tomorrow. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Your Job: To Slow The Failing

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 22, 2015
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This house wasn’t here And won’t be here, Sometime in the future. It’s falling down must be resisted. In that vein you’ve been enlisted To […]

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Courage Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Dude Could See The Bitch Who Controlled His Life But He Couldn’t Make Out The Face

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 18, 2015
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Get your keys. Grab your hat. Goin’ somewhere. Ain’t comin’ back. Right here no good. Not like it should. Lawd knows it could. Oughta be […]

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Courage Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Where’s Yer Liver? Where’s Yer Spleen? Where’s Yer Hat, Keys, And Coat?

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 14, 2015
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Identify within. Look into the eyes of your life. What’s inside alive? Why for what you strive? Are you living or do you hide Outside […]

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Critical Thinking Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

The Wasting Money Industry

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 14, 2015
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The guy said I’ll give you this, I said, Buddy that’s already mine! You just took it at the point of a gun! Buddy says […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

You Made My Mama Cry Bitch!

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 14, 2015
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Goddammit can’t you see? People be lovin’ on thee. An all they want to be, Is loved back! Thankyou, friend. Barry out.

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Boredom Sucks Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Dbars College Don’t Publish No Stats

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2015
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Why y’all got a revolving door? So we don’t have to stop is all. An why y’all don’t want to stop? Cause our door revolves […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural It's Economics Man

If You Ain’t Acting Yer The Only One

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2015
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Most folks are not themselves. They resist burping, farting and nasal mining in order to fool other people into thinking they don’t do that shit. […]

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Courage Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Dear Mama I’m Not The Same Son

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 9, 2015
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Oh mother when you died. I cried and cried and cried. I needed you alive, mom. Don’t die mama don’t die! Then you paid attention. […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

He Could Tell Where They Went Wrong But Not How Wrong They Were

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 9, 2015
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Most folks like to follow. They go where their leader goes and if the leader turns they probably might. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

If Mistakes Left Bruises You’d Be A Black Man

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 8, 2015
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Please oh please no asteroid, Pound him into dirt. He’ll go hard on invisible, Not moving nor getting hurt. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Don’t Run Johnny, They Got Ya.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 6, 2015
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Many folks know about the herd.  They understand that the herd requires aiming otherwise they huddle nose to ass. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

You Just Don’t Fuck With A Professional Servant

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 6, 2015
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Sure, withdraw your services. Say you’ve had enough. But don’t come crying over spilled milk, Cause Caring Street got rough. Cause you, you’ve had enough. […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Leaves Like People Uh, Die.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 1, 2015
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Many folks believe in an afterlife. They aren’t fully consuming this life now and already they want another one. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

To Be Born In The Ass Of Luxury

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 1, 2015
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Braggers don’t think they’re bragging. They don’t brag, mister, they brag. You might brag, you seem like the bragging type. You might brag mister, you […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Crazy Is The Center Of Life’s Chocolate Bar

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 26, 2015
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Most folks are capable. They can go up, down or straight friggin sideways. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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