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Category: Human Nature Don’t Have To Be Natural

acceptence Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Wayne And Walter, You’re Still Dead.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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Walter, cancer got you. Wayne, a fucking shotgun. You two guys were both funny growing up. Now both you fucks are dead. I, thank fuck, […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

The Stuck Market

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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Most folks know about whales. They know whales have oil and they use oil but they sure as hell don’t use whale oil. Thank you, […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Stand Yer Ground Cause Someone Wants It

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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Most folks have an opinion. They formed it and fed it and grew it from nothing and now that it’s real it’s worth ignoring. Thank […]

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Awareness Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

More Valuable Than Gold Yet Surrounded By Dirt

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 24, 2015
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Most folks have an opinion. They maybe voice it and then slop it around as if it meant nothing when actually everything hangs on it. Thank you, friend. […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

So Many Ways To Lie And So Many Called Not Lying

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 23, 2015
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Many folks know about lawyers. They understand that lawyers are not allowed to fabricate the truth but can fabricate anything surrrounding it. Thank you, friend. […]

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Respect De Love Cake. Make ’em. Shake ’em. Bake ’em.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2015
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Many folks know responsible. They are responsible but not for missus pissy pants, jesus, what is it with people? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Plans Make Awry Visible

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 18, 2015
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Most folks see the mark. They then aim for it and post aiming never see it again. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Critical Thinking Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Happy Right Now Is As Happy As It Gets

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 17, 2015
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Most folks want to be happy. They imagine happiness is similar to being warm in that happiness lurks in outerwear and somewhere else. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Expect Corruption

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 14, 2015
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Most folks know about clean. They understand that clean is an unnatural condition created by moving dirt. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Ancient History Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Online Love Versus Eye To Eye Love: Two Different Kindsa Love.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 13, 2015
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Most folks fancy. They fancy this and fancy that but this and that don’t fancy them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Bring Something To The Market

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 13, 2015
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You thing. You something. What thing you? Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Ancient History Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Success Is Delivered In A Wheelbarrow Of Shit

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 13, 2015
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Most folks know about envy. They understand that other people suffer from envy and those fucking cry babies can go fuck themselves. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Critical Thinking Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

When Daddy Hits Mommy

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 11, 2015
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Most folks know about fucking retards. They understand that fucking retards should not, must not be ordering in for lunch nor doing gubmint wirk. Thank […]

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Good Friends Will Not Be Kept. Keep Up!

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 10, 2015
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You can do more. You know it! A few moments, a friggin’ lifetime, Stretch it out now. Stretch it out. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Infer! Infer! You Can Infer!

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 10, 2015
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Many folks deduce. They don’t need to know the whole story to know the story. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Ancient History Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Claim The World Before It Claims You

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 9, 2015
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Most folks get a piece of the pie. They may think their piece too big or too small but the people who win think this […]

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When Shit Knows Yer Headed South It Piles On Piles On Piles On

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 9, 2015
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When ya make a mistake, Say Oh lawd’s sake! Do a double take. Maybe check yer wake. Miss yer next mistake. Do a double take. […]

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Courage Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

You Can Put A Damper On Crazy But Not Much More Than That

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 8, 2015
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Many folks are looney. They cart around a big bag of retarded and anyone pointing out their looniness will get wrapped up in it. Thank you, […]

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Awareness Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

They Was Justa Comin’ Up Ta Rooster Head Ridge

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 7, 2015
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Most folks make tracks. They don’t usually pay no mind to the tracks or where they are headed though, they just make ’em. Thank you, friend. […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural It's Economics Man

Man Made God. Man Made Climate. Man Made Change.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 7, 2015
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Most folks feel responsible. They will at least begin to turn around when someone yells hey asshole! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Providence Is A Moving Target

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 4, 2015
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Many folks know about spite. They understand that spite has a best before date & spoiled spite weighs heavy. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Low On Symbols Dude Gave His Love Directly

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 2, 2015
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Most folks know about lawyers. They understand that lawyers speak for those whom can’t but whom is supposed to be nobody. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Looka Lika Sheep Butta Feela Lika Wolf

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 2, 2015
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Most folks have true colors. They have them and even they sometimes don’t know what they are. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

A Ruptured Venom Sack

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 1, 2015
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Most folks know about shit. They know that shit goes bad, south and in a hurry but they don’t realize shit’s rickabounceyness. Thank you, friend. […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

When Everyday Is Yer Day Off But You Still Come In

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 27, 2015
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Most folks live life. They could easily love life but they settle for live. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

When Others Stop Making You Unhappy Now Yer In A World Of Hurt

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 24, 2015
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Most folks know about joy. They understand that joy comes from within but surely doesn’t start there. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

You Sir Are Sentenced To Saving Ten Lives

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 23, 2015
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Most folks know about penitentiaries. They understand penitentiaries penalize people but they dont realize whom. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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New Demons Are Tough To Fight. Better To Scrap With The Old Ones.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 23, 2015
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Most folks know about misery. They don’t know though, that misery loves company so much that it will hurt everyone to make aquaintance. Thank you, […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Yes Dude Heard Voices But The Whispers Drowned Them Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 22, 2015
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You could go insane. Wreck a ship. Sink a train. But insane ain’t for the tame grain. No, tamer’s cain’t do insane. That well… Thank […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Lapse City Was Codependent

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 21, 2015
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Most folks make mistakes. They make them then quickly look around to see if there are witnesses or patsies. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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