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Operating Systems

See The Devil You Know

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 26, 2024
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Buddy saw the details. The details. The details. Grew from where he hails. He hails. He hails. Living in his Reticular Activation System. He hesitates […]

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Operating Systems

How Buddy Keeps Shit Together

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 26, 2024
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Fear, he invented And sometimes relented Gave in like a sad sack of shit. Unable to stand it a bit He kept his mouth his […]

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Operating Systems

Here A Chip, There A Chip. Everywhere A Chip, Chip.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 10, 2023
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Buddy’s fridge wouldn’t open. His window wouldn’t close. The range wouldn’t heat And his AC froze. What the hell goes? Buddy was stunned. Hungry and […]

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Operating Systems

Jesus, Where Is The Mercy?

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 12, 2023
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Buddy shit his goddamn pants Every chance He got. Like shit pants or not. Shit pants has it’s spot. In striving, you get caught With […]

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Operating Systems

Two Sides To Every Story – Especially Yours

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 29, 2023
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He was left out in the cold. While the right of him grew old. Tired of the bloody games, the right was done then. Enough […]

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Operating Systems

The Life Cycle

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 16, 2022
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Buddy didn’t know he didn’t know He didn’t know. Life just carried on and Buddy watched the show. Never thinking twice if Life was too […]

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Operating Systems

Deeze Old Hands

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 30, 2022
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Buddy’s fingers were not his. They had biz Of their own. And while he’d grown Quite at home Working those fingers Doubt now lingers Who […]

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Operating Systems

When We Was Cows

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 11, 2020
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Shit, remember when we bellowed and bellowed all night? Remember when bellowing wasn’t quite alright? They said you be quiet. You said you’d deny it. […]

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Like Your Opinion Counts

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 3, 2019
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They asked him this. And they asked him that. And then they’d mumble behind his back. He said this And we heard that. That advice […]

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Losing Your Balance

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2019
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A very certain Amount of glue. Is required to Keep you as you. Cause you don’t want to play the fool. Stayed in school. Acted […]

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Operating Systems

Just Know When You Enter The Spell Zone

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 15, 2018
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Wait, there’s no one coming. Stop and go and stop. Not slow enough past a school. Withdrawal by the camera cop. People are tired. Some […]

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Babble Head

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 2, 2018
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You talk in jerkles. You makin’ hurdles. Your dreams a’curdle The sickest cream. You makin’ problems. You know we got ’em. But you still brought […]

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Mickey Projector

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 14, 2018
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He was a flash in the pan. The come as Iran. The Mickey Mouse man. The new happen-nan. But no also ran. No never began. […]

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First You Buy The Product, Then You Buy The Woman.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 17, 2018
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When salt breaks up It’s a killer. When mates collide It’s a thriller. But after that high. When push leads to why? Neither are drinking […]

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Operating Systems

Too Much Laughing Hurts

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 6, 2018
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Your fucking cheeks! Like a kick to the gut. Can’t catch your breath. Stop it, please stop it! Nose runs. Eyes weep. Uncle tickles like […]

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Operating Systems

One Trillion Languages

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 20, 2018
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Joe conversin’ with his new wife Pam. Pam was livid with Joe and Sam. Doin’ that man thing, understand? Forgot about Pam. Pam done slam Another […]

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Impotence We Don’t Talk About

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 10, 2018
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Billy had a limber timber. Caused Billy hoot and hinder. Could want that taste that maybe Cry that’s rat, cake be Icing side down.

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Operating Systems Personal Improvement

Pioneerish Arrows In Your Back

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 24, 2017
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Can ya take a good punch? Eat shit for lunch? Will a chest burner work For a handshake? Will ya crawl on skinned knee? Can […]

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Operating Systems The Regular Grind Is A Good One

So Much Has To Stay The Same If Big Change Is What You Want

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 17, 2017
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Your tires need air and Your motor, oil. Leave your gas cap on or Your gas will spoil. Your lights light up and your Steering […]

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It's Economics Man Operating Systems

Beat Yourself

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 20, 2017
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  The landlord says the rent is due. You don’t pay no rent. The lottery dude says tickets here! But the lottery loot bin spent. […]

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Operating Systems You Ain't The Bossamee

You Could Be A Million People

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 3, 2017
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  One second later and you wouldn’t be you. The person who’d be here would stand in for you. No one would know that you […]

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Awareness Madness Is In The Food Operating Systems

Intelligence, Your Mom And Daddy Made. Persistence Is Yours Alone.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 1, 2017
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  You don’t have to stop when they say stop. You don’t have to quit when they’re all done. The towel is yours to throw […]

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Operating Systems

The Tinker’s Damn

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 23, 2016
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Great grandaddy spoke to him Through genes and genes and genes. Those genes they brought their own message Through memes and memes and memes. Grandaddy […]

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And Everybody’s Anchor Was Behind Them. Get It?

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 5, 2016
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Yer baggage. It’s draggin’. Carryin’ capacity laggin’. You’re shy then. You struggle. Living in yer bubble. Getting in your eye. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Strap In

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 9, 2016
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It’s a ride now Put your thing down. Put your thing down or Fall out. You’re scaring people. Put your thing down. Thank you, friend. […]

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acceptence Operating Systems

Crowd Comeuppance

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 25, 2016
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Jesus you don’t know. How far I go To make this show Of not knowing. I nod. I look away. I appear to be hearing […]

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fair warning Operating Systems

This Fire You See One Time

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 9, 2015
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Ablaze and One tough landing. That’s it we cash it in or Look a big damn hole to jump! Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Operating Systems

I Was Wrong. Life Is War.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 9, 2015
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Evolution is revolution. March just not in rows. Advance do they the enemy. Give ’em hell sans morose. Freedom purchased with blows. Blows from lawdy […]

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Operating Systems

Stick Together. Now Blend. Stick Together. Now Blend.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 2, 2015
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Ah you’re not alone. Even if you are. What about that third man? Man smellin’ stars? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Long Term Thinking Operating Systems

Some Fools All The Time. Sometimes Part Time Fools.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 2, 2015
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Count those beads. Pack that punch. Have some funny shaped grass For lunch. It’s okay. You’re okay. Just look away when The beggars say You’re […]

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