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Posts That Still Don't Make Sense

Dreams That Make Your Hands Dirty

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 30, 2023
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Yes, put that mask on. And go. to. work. Don’t let them see you, or Mayday shirk. Say what they tell you to! Stand like […]

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Shit At The Bottom Is Chaos & Confusion But Everything Goes Through THE FUNNEL.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 17, 2016
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Hey! I think I’ll shit my sheet again!   You do as you want in the bathroom. In the car if there’s no one around. […]

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Ain’t A Person Not Faking

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 17, 2015
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Your best behavior. Eyes landing softly. Then alighting once again. Interested but not enough to speak. Hands folded neatly. Fingers safe from familiar nostrils. Boogers […]

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The World You Know Is No Longer The World

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 14, 2015
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Most folks know about windows. They keep in heat when its cold or cold when it’s hot and when they look out for changes, nothing’s […]

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Fucking Solla Sollew Is A Real Place.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 5, 2015
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Most folks trip. They don’t often wonder though what they tripped on and where’d they go? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Lash Yer Tongue

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 1, 2015
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Most folks require guides. They can’t fly, won’t drive de bus nor bake their own bread so happy guides guiding with love would be nice. […]

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You Can Shut Yer Eyes, Yer Ears And Mouth Now How Bout Opening Yer Mind?

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 31, 2015
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Most folks lose consciousness. They signal as much with huh? and what the hell? and say again, I was somers else. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Daisies A Day On A Daffodil

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 21, 2015
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Most folks lose their marbles. They exchange their marbles for popcorn, candied peanuts and rides on the merry-go-round. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Only Idiots Do The Poka Yoke Thing

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 20, 2015
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Most folks have felt stupid. They remember him as a fat uncle crushing their smokes. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Technology, Just Like Satan, Could Only Live Through Dude.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 19, 2015
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Dude hated phones. Smart or not. ‘Til he hated to be without one. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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The Band Leader Changes But The Band Plays On

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 7, 2015
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Many folks vote. They vote on account of they’d like to make a difference and if the difference could be made over lunch break that would […]

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She’s Inta Physical

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 5, 2015
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Many folks could lose weight. They could gain weight, add height and stop this damn acne if that shit was possible. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Dude Was A Cycle Boy. A Cycle.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 3, 2015
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Many folks know about pareidolia. They understand living things detect patterns so simple that a couple of golden arches mean something. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Dude Imagined Reality And Knew The First Getter There Wins

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 3, 2015
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Most folks hesitate. They late anticipate. Maybe procrastinate. Hang on a bit too late. Well then, that’s their fate. They’re soon too early late, They […]

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People Hate For Good Reasons

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 3, 2015
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Most folks dislike someone. They aim their dislike at a certain place and the whomever standing there will catch some. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Dude Left His Life In The Hands Of Fate Before Fate Even Had Any Hands

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 20, 2015
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Most folks tempt fate. They wave red flags and bark at the moon when a simple hello would do. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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De Piranhas Love Doze Doves Yum Yum!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 7, 2015
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Most folks know a boss. They understand that that boss has a boss and that boss has a boss and soon isa comin’ payday. Thank […]

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White Curtain Black Back

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2015
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Most folks interpret. They know rules exist but have no idea how much they are bending them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Now Bang Yer Head On This Plateau So You Know Where You Stand

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2015
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Many folks strive. They try and fail and try not to fail and some fail trying so hard not to fail. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Disaster Must Be Struck Back

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2015
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HOLY JESUS! GOD NO! LORD SAVE US! SONOFABASTARD! WHUTTHEFUCK?!! All methods of saying Time to get down to brass tacks. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Good Relationships Are Maintained With Spit And Polish. More Spit Than Polish.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 31, 2015
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Most folks profess their love. They forget to mention the conditions for that love though, on account of there being so many. Thank you, friend. […]

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