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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

God Will Kill You

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 2, 2018
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Some people try to bite god once. God swats ’em outa the sky. Other folks nibble at god’s big feet. They try to bite god, […]

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Muscle Cramp Is Your Not There State

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 17, 2018
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Hello rigor mortis! Got life force to support us. See, life completely forces Us up and all around these courses and We must bow before […]

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You’re Made Of Straw Man

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 22, 2018
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They said the bank account was his. Then they took it. They said he should mind his biz. Then they took it. They made the […]

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He Saw These Timelines

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 14, 2018
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Wanna start fresh. New Davey Koresh. But without his mesh wit Authority. Be da Davey, see. That goes freely. Maybe no kids shot. ATF not […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

You Walk With The Devil Not Run From Him

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 26, 2018
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Oh Satan, damn you! Playing all these tricks. Giving me these kicks… Did you think I thought this was free?! Hell no man, hell no […]

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Satan Admires Persistence If It Drives You To Drink

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 23, 2018
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You should stop already. There’s bad ahead of you. It’s on you like shit to a blanket. No need for you to crank it. Just […]

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Words Or Swords, What’s It Gonna Be?

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 3, 2018
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You runnin’ off at the mouth Or your fists? Are you puttin’ up or down a fight? Do you spread darkness? Makin’ up some bad? […]

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Of Course It Repeats It Repeats It Repeats

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2018
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There’s a one o’clock tomorrow. And a Saturday next week. The year after this has twelve more months. And the shit’s gonna be as deep. […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Body, Mind And Him Whom Loses Dat Mind.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 28, 2017
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This ain’t it, he said With a frown. Knew what happened ‘afore Shit went down. Knew this was a circus. Andy was a clown. People […]

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There’s A Deeper State Than Deep

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 26, 2017
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  Yin has a perimeter. And an underside with Yang. And then there is the wall upon which, Yin and Yang must hang. That wall […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

When God Comes Back, If God Comes Back.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 23, 2017
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Jeepers, I’m gonna have a long talk to god. If god ever comes about. I’ll say who in the hell is running this place? But […]

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Decide Your Ruler

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 17, 2017
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Say nice things about this god. Whom you laud. Most your attention directly on. You no pawn. Never overdrawn. You are new at every dawn […]

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Choose Your Family

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 2, 2017
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Room you came in is not yours. That room have so many doors. Who come in there, who come out. Comin’ out know not about […]

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If You’ve Never Licked The Shit Off A Big ‘Ol Fan, Heaven Ain’t Workin’ For You.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 11, 2017
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Bad man, she had it. Bubbles on her lower lip. Better on the outside. Show your stuff. Hurtin’ be a little gift. Maybe you had […]

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Whom Is The Primer Of Your Pumpy Pump Pump?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 10, 2017
  • 1 comment

  How do you know when you’ve fallen asleep? Do you pinch yourself from the inside deep? Will you let that dawg lethargy creep And […]

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I See You’re Traveling With Pain Man

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 22, 2017
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  He didn’t feel when he was younger, he DID. He didn’t think when he was younger, he SAID. Amygdala what? when he was younger, […]

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Unnatural Selection

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 11, 2017
  • 2 comments

The lord held his hand out. Said “Come here, cat!” The cat just sat and looked at god. The cat was not afraid of god. […]

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The Wondrous Hobby Of Hazard Assessing

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 5, 2016
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  See, things aren’t as they seem. That thick slab of concrete wall section balanced on that truck that your 19 year old son is […]

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Boredom Sucks The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Lovz Me Some Storz & Bickel

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 8, 2016
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Don’t put your mouth on that On that! Don’t put your mouth on that! You’re gonna crack your yap on that! Put your yap trap […]

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If You Go Into The Woulds Today

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 25, 2016
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Let a little Jesus into your heart. Jesus’ll start To bigger that heart Until you start to See through it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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It’s Intelligent Design All The Way Down

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 14, 2016
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Jesus he knew about stupid. Said stupid shit. Did stupid shit. Ate stupid. Drank stupid. Dressed himself in rags stupid. Jesus he knew about smart. […]

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Little Deaths Get Longer

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 5, 2016
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When you died, I couldn’t see you. You weren’t around no more. Then you came back said You didn’t die. I could see you some […]

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Taking Responsibility The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Brother, You Took Another Path.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 13, 2016
  • 1 comment

Before you were something I watched you. I watched you grow and heard your no A million times. You yelled let go! Yanked your hand […]

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Yes, He Knew The Big Bad Wolf Was Real And Came A Couple Wolves At A Time.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 12, 2016
  • 1 comment

You know you don’t know. You do, don’t you do? Know and don’t you know what you don’t know will Bring you to now know […]

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Ancient History The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

When This Is Your Dream World

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 9, 2016
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Jesus this place can be a huge shit hole. Where children have to give up hope. And others slide by even some bad guy Sayin’ […]

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Make Life Shiny Then Polish Like A Beggar

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 26, 2016
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Smile and say ahh. Stretch as high as you can. Peer off into the distance. Chuckle for no reason. Now you’re doin’ it right. Thank […]

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So Many Nails They Could Not Open The Stupid Coffin Lid

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 28, 2016
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Oh now you’ve done it. No way out. Now we hafta go thru. And because you’re the cause And the maker of life. This shake […]

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Poor People Feel The Rode

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2016
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Oh ya got big tires. Fly by wire. Reboot man little girl. On full flaps. Captain Wise Cracks. Bet it all on black. Not comin […]

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How a Canadian Lottery Winner Learned The Shocking Value Of Money and Dreams

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 15, 2010
  • 10 comments

  At first the dude had me scared shiftless. Sporting a two day old sweaty muscle shirt and grimy jeans, the unkempt, middle aged fellow […]

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