So’s that yer dog? Yer fog leapin’ dawg? Yer dog bitin’ frightnin’ deepin’ dawg? Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks lose their way. They hopefully forgot were they were going rather than didn’t have a plan to go anywhere. Thank you, friend. Barry […]
Many folks recognize crazy. They see crazy for the awful parasite it is and slowly but surely starve that evil bastard to death. Thank you, friend. Barry […]
Most folks have family. They have them and have almost zero control of them once they’re had. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks have a doppelganger. They hope like the dickens their doppelganger isn’t a rat or a horse’s ass. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Many folks can leave well enough alone. They don’t fancy jousting angry bears with suddenly too flimsy sticks and they imagine a million voracious flies prying […]
Most folks know what was. They have way less info on what is or could be. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks are involved. They either know they are involved and want to be or don’t know they are involved and whatever. Thank you, friend. Barry […]
Many folks can keep a straight face. They might be busting a gut on the inside or figuratively rolling in the aisle & howling madly […]
Most folks fart. They try to fart alone which, if they can, is good and if they can’t, is bad. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]
Most folks have a lingo. They often say what they mean in round about ways making dizzy listening more likely. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks have broken promises. They broke them as they were making them then slipped on their breakage and broke more stuff. Thank you, friend. […]
Most folks are forgetful. They get multitasking and go one task over the sweet Jesus line. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Many folks anticipate. They get in the short line rather than the long line and they guess what others might be guessing on account of […]
Most folks have done without. They worked around whatever they wanted but couldn’t have and if they didn’t want what they couldn’t have they were […]
Most folks get disappointed. They wanted. They wanted and forgot that shit don’t care one iota what they want. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks know about calenders. They call the same day a bunch of different days and hang numbers and groups and “year of” crap all […]
Most folks know time is money. They understand that their time is worth little and other people’s time is worth a lot. Thank you, friend. […]
Most folks have gotten angry. They got angry then over it then angry now this. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks know what to do. They could do it in their sleep and often do which is why they’re played out. Thank you, friend. […]
Oh you don’t know. What you don’t know. Cause if you did know what You can’t know then by lawdy you would know. Thank you, […]
Life is a no edge puzzle. You’ve been asked to put together. At least as much as you can. Even if you have to force […]
Most folks can hold their pee. They squint their eyes and cross their legs while gritting their teeth and thinking hard, hard, hard about not peeing. […]
Many folks keep their distance. They don’t have to be told to stand clear, they just imagine how far they could spit doubled. Thank you, […]
Most folks take things as they come. They never imagine changing the order of the things coming or avoiding them altogether on account of there […]
People that take permission need permission. Need it like a dancing monkey needs an organ grinder. They’ll get yer permission to take yer permission away […]
Before there were fads there was a thing called fads. Shit fell right into place. Like a nose, lips and pimples all belong Up someone’s […]
Most folks know about suffering. They don’t want to and they don’t want anyone else suffering so they slather on the paying for the pain. […]
Pretend you are in love and you are. You love this place. The way yer hair goes just so. The way yer close friends go […]
Yer going too fast for this corner. Yer not going to make it. You left ten, ten, ten minutes late! Now yer not gonna make it. […]