Archive for June, 2015

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So’s that yer dog? Yer fog leapin’ dawg? Yer dog bitin’ frightnin’ deepin’ dawg? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Ship Captain You Can Do It!

Most folks lose their way. They hopefully forgot were they were going rather than didn’t have a plan to go anywhere. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

When Beserkers Go

Many folks recognize crazy. They see crazy for the awful parasite it is and slowly but surely starve that evil bastard to death. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

How To Be Friends With Yer Friend’s Enemies

Most folks have family. They have them and have almost zero control of them once they’re had. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude Was Compared To Ol’ Mark Twain And Mostly Lucifer

Most folks have a doppelganger. They hope like the dickens their doppelganger isn’t a rat or a horse’s ass. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Sleeping Dog Kicker

Many folks can leave well enough alone. They don’t fancy jousting angry bears with suddenly too flimsy sticks and they imagine a million voracious flies prying away on their lips. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

These Tools Pointed Directly To The Shadow, Not The Shadow Caster.

Most folks know what was. They have way less info on what is or could be. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

There Is No Sense Saying You Don’t Want To Play

Most folks are involved. They either know they are involved and want to be or don’t know they are involved and whatever. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Be Brutally Honest With People And They Will Know For Sure You Are Lying

Many folks can keep a straight face. They might be busting a gut on the inside or figuratively rolling in the aisle & howling madly at the moon but they nod and say uh huh. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Don’t Piss In The Tall Grass Where Yer Walkin’ Cause While Talkin’ You’ll Walk In, It.

Most folks fart. They try to fart alone which, if they can, is good and if they can’t, is bad. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

He Said Tell Me Again In Boozeman Terms

Most folks have a lingo. They often say what they mean in round about ways making dizzy listening more likely. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Screw Disappointment, Go Straight To Hell.

Most folks have broken promises. They broke them as they were making them then slipped on their breakage and broke more stuff. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Get Lost. You’ll Find Stuff There.

Most folks are forgetful. They get multitasking and go one task over the sweet Jesus line. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

It Was A Warning Shot Across The Bow But Dude Thought HA HA, Missed!

Many folks anticipate. They get in the short line rather than the long line and they guess what others might be guessing on account of they are. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Broke Versus Poor

Most folks have done without. They worked around whatever they wanted but couldn’t have and if they didn’t want what they couldn’t have they were broke. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Way. Shit Is A Certain Way. Way.

Most folks get disappointed. They wanted. They wanted and forgot that shit don’t care one iota what they want. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Today Man

Most folks know about calenders. They call the same day a bunch of different days and hang numbers and groups and “year of” crap all over it until it don’t look like just today. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Cash Flow King And Shit Flow Prince

Most folks know time is money. They understand that their time is worth little and other people’s time is worth a lot. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Study Non Assholes To Learn How They Fake It

Most folks have gotten angry. They got angry then over it then angry now this. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Shit Turns. Can You Take A Corner Now?

Most folks know what to do. They could do it in their sleep and often do which is why they’re played out. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Piece A Pipe Hangin’ Down. He Bang His Head. Not Once But Thrice!

Oh you don’t know. What you don’t know. Cause if you did know what You can’t know then by lawdy you would know. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

HELL YA! At’s What De Olte Guy Said… “You’ll NEVER Figure Life Out!”

Life is a no edge puzzle. You’ve been asked to put together. At least as much as you can. Even if you have to force some pieces Life asks you to stay on plan. On accounta life actually needs yer teeny little bit, Of the puzzle. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

When You Can Piss Where You Want

Most folks can hold their pee. They squint their eyes and cross their legs while gritting their teeth and thinking hard, hard, hard about not peeing. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

He Had A Bad Habit Of Picking Up Bad Habits

Many folks keep their distance. They don’t have to be told to stand clear, they just imagine how far they could spit doubled. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Knock, Knock, Knock. There’s No One Home!

Most folks take things as they come. They never imagine changing the order of the things coming or avoiding them altogether on account of there being so many coming. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

You Said I Could. You Said I Could! You Sure As Hell Said. I. Could!

People that take permission need permission. Need it like a dancing monkey needs an organ grinder. They’ll get yer permission to take yer permission away from you. They will kick yer ask around the block Yer ask will be so sore it will stay covered so you don’t flash it and when you ask yerself […]

Ya Heaven, He Seen it. Heaven’s Fool Right Now.

Before there were fads there was a thing called fads. Shit fell right into place. Like a nose, lips and pimples all belong Up someone’s arse or on someone’s face. There is a plan. And on it planet. Then planet us. Now this, now that. She’s all in whack and still on track So we […]

Attention Barry Williams: They Want You In Pain.

Most folks know about suffering. They don’t want to and they don’t want anyone else suffering so they slather on the paying for the pain. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Turns Out He Wasn’t Depressed He Was Dismayed. People Really Were That Stupid!

Pretend you are in love and you are. You love this place. The way yer hair goes just so. The way yer close friends go “Oh!” Cause you are so, so just so. In love with the invention called you. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Seeing The Future Sucks

Yer going too fast for this corner. Yer not going to make it. You left ten, ten, ten minutes late! Now yer not gonna make it. No birthday parties. No mo’ feeding yerself. No mo’ fucking tying yer shoes. Cause time, this time – the time you know… This time can be quite the killer. Thank […]