Archive for the 'Courage' Category

My God! Fuck CERN! No Heaven?!

Oh don’t you say this is it! It’s not! Can’t be! Shan’t be! Say it ain’t ought! No ma’am! What now? Next…? Thank you, friend. Barry out. Higgs Boson and the fundamental nature of reality

The Executioner’s Suicide

Every killing Killed something More than that thing killed. There was a larger life. A basic field. Where every seat was filled. The audience played. The players watched. To see if observing had Subliminally taught These jokers how To tell a joke. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Failing Well Means No Suicide When Once Again, You Fail.

Jesus fucking christ! Talk about tying your kangaroo down Sport. Why do kangaroos need tying down Sport? Well, if’n they ain’t tied down They bounce around Until they’ve found That common ground Where the anguished sound Of loss is king. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Calender Happiness

Oh jesus Crazy Joe. Crazy Joe don’t know. How da calender go. Crazy Joe don’t flow. Don’t hussle mo’. No to and fro. Honey catch dat do’. Not fo’ Crazy Joe. But fo dem befo’. Da tough goin’. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Fear Itself Is Enough

Shit’s already bad enough. You don’t have to make it up. Shit’s runnin’ over cup. Whaty-what-what? Whaty-what? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

A Mestache For Mikey

Some faces just messed up. Going for the owner is tough. They say enough’s enough! Stop staring or shit gets rough. Come there ‘n call your bluff. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

He Let His Cats Do Shit BECAUSE He Knew It Was Wrong

Fuck the furniture. Getta new chair. Not maybe new but No shit be hangin’ there. ‘Nen someday git square Wit Square Gitters. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Fat Fingered Frank

They were thick as thieves. Maybe thicker’n at. They had so many fronts Their front was a back. Frontanda back frontanda back They were side to side. If one told the truth Not one of ’em lied. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Ya Got Trouble Boy, With A Capital T. Startin’ With Eh And Ending With Me.

Okay you know I’m religious. About colors and black and white. And you know I’m the suspicious type Who don’t go out at night. So you don’t call. Don’t ring my bell. Buddy I’ll dance to your tune I know it well. And I won’t tell if you don’t. Thank you, friend. Barry out.   […]

Yay Shit’s Hard!

There ain’t no five o’clock. No Sunday too. Nobody waiting to Take over for you. You’re on your own. You’re counting on you. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

You Need Wobble

No fucking rope. No damn net. Ain’t never worn a helmet yet. You don’t get Why they upset Cause you’re not wetting The bed now. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Here Watch Stupid

Couldya pipe dumb in? Couldya spread it with a wink? Couldya send it via photon To hamper how I think? Couldya message kinda stink? Couldit make me sorta blink? Maybe hit me ina sink An spill my cookies? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

How Many Things You Wanna Not Talk About?

Ya you are mad. Not angry, mad. That ain’t so bad. Long as you’re glad. ‘Bout being really sad. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Winner Gets Nada And Losers Double That

Pass through the morning Slip into town Fall outa favor Act like a clown. Skip through tomorrow Squeak though today Sideways through life A silly game you play Stop paying attention Go with the flow Don’t cross the rubicon Why cantya say no? Stay on go. Stuck on fro. You don’t know But you will… […]

Doh!ble Warming

Then some gods stopped working. Ya they just up ‘n quit. Some folks wenta bit crazy. Thinkin’ their god got lazy. Everything from there gets hazy. Hazy and too damn hot. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Darbage Out

Take a back road. Take a slow road. Take a narrow road. Take an old road. But take it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

It’s Gonna Take Effort To Not Be You

Idealist you. You’ve got a favorite color. How bout your favorite song? There’s a group you pine to belong to Even if you don’t belong. Your very best behavior. You can’t keep it up. Someone who knows you intimately Knows you’re kinda rough. Falling like you do. Falling, falling, fall. You’re falling for yourself! Thank […]

Y’ain’t Gittin’ This By Doin’ That

Trying hard ain’t the answer. Working your fingers to the bone. Ain’t you got any hidden skills? A skill or two you could hone? You ain’t doing this alone. Like doglass sans it’s bone. Better reach ’em on your phone Let ’em know you ain’t been shown The real way to get home. At’s what […]

You Did

You dork you. Did, you dork. You pushed that button You looked that look You say you gave more Than you took. But that ain’t true Just look at you. Mayor ‘a Dorksville. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Sabotage, You Bastard! Who And Where Are You?!

Ya buddy did shit to himself. Didn’t know it was him Couldn’t find the slim Chance it could all be just him Doing shit. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Say No To The Speeders Through Life

Some live fast. They burst in boisterously Then they flash. They’ll take you with ’em. You can leave right now. Only thing you can’t ask Is why or how. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude Could See Shit Hitting The Fan But Be Damned If He Could Stay Unshitty

Culture is not my friend, Terrence said. (Terrence was parta my culture…) Andy’s right. Like he said. Culture’s nobody’s friend. It doesn’t need’em! Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

First Tough. Next Easy Then Nothing.

Ain’t no one using force on me ‘Cept me. I will force myself to do. I’ll do it! I will force myself to like. Ah like it! I will force myself to know. Ah know it! I will advantage. I will possible. I will. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Amy G Dala Says There’s A Threat There

That snapping branch. That ignent glare. That shit I can’t take You anywhere fare. Shit’s leaving tracks Maybe you should too. Maybe make some tracks high on on happy ditch, High above the boo hoo hoo. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Kaizen Waited By The Roadside While Dude Was All Over The Map

Life has a million tipping points. Tippy, tippy, tippy, tippy, tip. If you don’t notice those tipping points. Tippy, tippy, tippy, tippy, tip. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Thirty Thousand People Made It Out Alive And Those Bastards Bet It All On You

The Toba Catastrophe was A pretty big deal. Just the world coming to an end. But you and me, we made it through. Cradled by the hopes of humanity. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Running Ninety-Three Percent Blinder Dude Was Still Seeing Too Much Shit

Arrgg! Don’t say arrgg out loud. Maybe say it to yourself but Never in a crowd. Arrgg is not allowed. Arrgg just shows you’ve bowed To vexation. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

First You Do De Alligator. Den You Do Da Swamp.

Problems won’t eat ’til you got’em. Then they eat your house And your home. Problems chew time like Cows chew cud. Only problems, unlike cows, don’t roam. Thank you, friend. Barry out.      

He Put The Hippo In Hypocrite

Yay! for all the assholes, The liars and the scoundrels. The beggars slithered right up to the top. They’re so high you canna see them. Although their lips be moving. They lie in wait and all that weight won’t make them stop. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Snatched From The Jaws Of Routine

This habit has you Firmly in its grip. And it won’t let you Slip a little bit. It lives inside you It has its way. And if you don’t like it Too bad, it stays. Thank you, friend. Barry out.