Archive for the 'Critical Thinking' Category

Anger Management Was Her Last Thought Just Prior To Eating Dirt

Your gauges are wonky They don’t measure shit. Even if they could What would they do with it? The glove don’t fit. You won’t equit. You won’t quit. This is it…! PULL UP! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Ya Got One Second To Change That Tune

You don’t smile Cause if you do Missus Frown Make a foola you. At won’t do. Too close to The real you. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Astonishing Secret Called Recorded History

Oh you act the same my friend. As my friend the day before. And because you act this way my friend, If I ever need to settle a score, I could lie in wait for you my friend. On a path you choose once more. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Say No To The Speeders Through Life

Some live fast. They burst in boisterously Then they flash. They’ll take you with ’em. You can leave right now. Only thing you can’t ask Is why or how. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Ivan Don’t Want You, Pretty Boy. Ivan, He Needs Yer Love.

Better bring something to the table. Somethin’ a’sides yourself. And the something you brang Better be good. Or it’ll pass it’s due date On the shelf. Like you. You’ll be sittin’ another game out. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Remember The War Cause Once You Forget, Somebody’s Gonna Get Hurt.

Everything breaks in And out. Over time it’s break in And break out. Break in the habits Break out celebration Cause you break in what The habits break out. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

First You Do De Alligator. Den You Do Da Swamp.

Problems won’t eat ’til you got’em. Then they eat your house And your home. Problems chew time like Cows chew cud. Only problems, unlike cows, don’t roam. Thank you, friend. Barry out.      

Between Us And The Real Big God There Were A Bunch Of Teeny Weenie Gods

Amen for the managers! The folks who walk and roll. They steer the ship and Drop the anchor at will. They say who stays and who goes. All say hurrah for them in the know. For the Chiefs high up on life’s hill. They see what’s what and aim our sheep They call us high […]

Polite Works If’n Ya Ain’t Da Man

Please let me take your shit. Your money, your time, Your life. An iff-eye can’t get it all from you, Maybe gettabitt from your wife? Maybe keedz? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Cringe Worthy Fence Posts

Oy Dude could be a dipshit! A brain fucking dead zombie. Wandering around stepping in shit Then tracking it all around. Spread that stank. Wedge it Deep into your nostrils and Let it fill your sinuses up. Because brain deads, they don’t breathe There’s no need… They’re dead. Head dead. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

This Grateful. How You Do It?

Ahh is the sound of grateful. Sparkle eye is it’s look. Yes is what it says. Love is where it lives. Hurt is what it eats and It cannot get enough. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Pullin’ Down The Penguin By Ivan Dee Divin’

Maybe you think that he don’t know. Maybe you’re foolish like that. Maybe you forget that Ivan kills. Maybe you turn your back. Know what I mean? Maybe you cain’t turn back. About Ivan. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

Then Television Got With The Sofa Industry And Wore The Damn Thing Out

Most folks know about paralyzed. They understand that anyone can be paralyzed by fear & shallow pools but they forget about the sad motion sickness caught from boob tubes.  Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Many People Would Disagree With Her But By Necessity They’d Be Wrong

Many folks know about fame. They understand that each person has a copy of reality in their head and nobody got the same copy. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Wasting Money Industry

The guy said I’ll give you this, I said, Buddy that’s already mine! You just took it at the point of a gun! Buddy says fine, fine, FINE! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Travelling Mosquito Buffet

Everybody livin’ offa somebody. Ats how we came in. So if you ain’t feedin’ at People Trough You ain’t gonna win. No how. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Guy Brought Eggs And He Cracked ‘Em

Most folks know about nice. They understand that nice usually begets nice but when it doesn’t then nice hurts twice. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Try Real Hard To Remember The Future And A Little Bit Will Come To You

Many folks know about purpose. They understand that purpose can get so lost in action that intent creates confusion. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

A List Of Things Dude’s No Good At

Oh, watch for my shortcomings! They’re right there in plain view. If I didn’t have so many shortcomings, We could take a quick peek at you. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Today’s A Test. Hope You Studied.

Most folks pay attention. They pay it just enough to keep it from quitting but not enough for engagement. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Living At The Bottom Of Shit Rolls Hill

Most folks know about cause. They also know effect but for the life of them can not connect the two. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Evolution Sees Things A Hunnerd Different Ways

Most folks have a viewpoint. They feel the same as their neighbors but not those new neighbors who just moved in. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Cliques, They Formed All By Themselves.

Most folks know about evolution. They understand that evolution changes their clothes but they forget that the clothes changer changes clothes.  Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Persistence Is A Heavy Damn Key

Many folks know about weight. They imagine weight being static in the moment but getting heavier with every step. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

People Who Think They Know Politics Can’t Tell Their Arse From A Hole In The Ground

Many folks vote. They see voting as a license to bitch. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Riders From Noddingham

How does one know that they’ve fallen asleep? When they wake up. If they do… Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Shit Was Going Dude’s Way Whether It Was Or Not

Forget your age. Chalk up your wins. Wins and Near misses. Cause near misses count, Good and bad whizzing past you. If you see ’em, count them all. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

They Said Look Out For The Aliens When We Shoulda Been Looking In

Most folks have pets. They may not pet them but they have them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Let’s Say You Were Talking To Nobody

You wouldn’t be talking. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Spotting Political Prisoners

His neighbor the postman had A couple of girls Locked up in his basement for A couple of years. They weren’t political prisoners. Thank you, friend. Barry out.