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When Admiration Goes

Something worth emulating. Something so right. Something so worthy It’s outa sight. To the average Joe. And the Joe’s below Joe. Ain’t much chance For them to go But two fingers less ‘n dey empty.  

Rewriting Yesterday

At times he was an asshole. At others a great guy. No one thought to wonder How this was or why. Was he really just an asshole? Or was asshole in all guys? Perhaps I was the asshole here Assholing up mankind. Arrive like yin and leave like yang. Come on buddy, do your thang! […]

Swirlin’, Swirlin’, Into The Bowl Of Poop.

Dem plants, dey grow from Da side not facin’ Da light. Dey stretch away from Da endless night. No one to tell dem Dey just do dis, aight? And plants ain’t know no shit Bout. No. Damn. Int’rest!    

You Have No Idea What You Don’t Care About

  Who gives a shit about baby turtles? Stupid little shells litter the beach… Who gives two shits about a wee bitta graft? And all of the oaths those freaks breach? Who cares if voting’s fixed? The lottery’s a sham? Let ’em program me, I don’t give a damn! What if diamonds and oil and […]

Where Money Goes To Disappear

You say you want something for nothing. Get paid just sat in your chair. You want to make a million dollars By noon in your underwear. You aren’t about providing value. You’re about eating cake. An you aren’t up for any baking. You sir, are on the take. You want your money multiplying. Double maybe […]

Okay But

She wasn’t his wife. This wasn’t his car. That wasn’t real money Cleared the tab at the bar. Didn’t get his number. No, she got more. Butch blue tatoo swore WE ARE AT WAR! Didn’t know where they were going. Or where this lead. Both of them lying In a messed up bed. So they […]

Circumstances. They Change.

See this ditch It’s beside the road. Here you’re headed like You’ve been told cause You do shit everyday The same. You keep score but Fix the game. We’re not playing. You’re to blame.

When You Know You Don’t Know, You’ll Know.

Bawled when he came in. Kickin’ anda screamin’. Felt if this was real then he Hoped he was dreamin’. Pain one day was voluntary. He shied away a bit. Saw he from his painless place Ain’t nothin’ got without it. Said choose your pain and Choose it twisty. Dab your eyes when they Get misty […]

They Broke My Fingers And Then My Thumbs

Sign language one oh one. Cain’t see the signing when there Ain’t no sun. Wait til the night The night is done. Then signal by smoke my son.

Jesus I Don’t Want To Be A Fucking Retard

No offense, he said, but you stink! And I don’t like how you think! You wear skin that’s brown, it ain’t pink. Your koolaid’s bad, I won’t drink. Your hearing’s gone and you blink. You ain’t sol-id, you’re a fink! Time will see that you sink. You’ll wind up in the klink. You’ll think more […]

Mister Brown’s Shadow

There’s a dent in the earth Wherever we walk and the Silence only breaks when Somebody talks and our mother Might warn us that slippery rocks But it don’t rock forever and Damn those rocks make for hard building. Barry

His Majesties Freedom

I ain’t ever asked the king for shit. The king, he gave me lots. And every time the king, he want to smile. I wonder ’bout the cost. See, the king don’t smile. Less not for free. And if he smile it’s Not on thee. You’re not free To smile back. Barry  

Such An Ass You Can Be Without Trying!

Ya grandma, you have sharp teeth! Your mind is dull and Your eyes are foggy but Grandma, you have sharp teeth! It’s a blister pack for you. Goddamn doctor Groves. But with damn sharp teeth And a damn mind dull, This is how it goes. Barry

Good Only Works If Shit Gets Bad

Fuck it! I’m done! I can’t take no mo’. This shit train’s pulling into the station. I’ve had it! I’m through! This bastard’s fed up. I’m fixin’ to join So Pissed Off Nation. Be a grumpy old fuck. Whatcha lookin’ at freak?! You want a size ten in the ass?! Or maybe calm down. Maybe […]

Stand In This Line If You Want Shit To Fall On You

You are better than me, man. Pitty me, I just can’t Grasp reality. Not like you. You’ll just do What I can’t seem to… Barry

Until Death Do Ye Part Wit Problems

Blessed be those little squeaks. Little freaks. They not weak. They will never taste defeat. Nor get beat. Down. Barry

It’s A Bounce Then, Not A Crash.

  Ricochet? You don’t say… Just a tap and walk away. Make the gap toward Norse Frey. Enter they not injured, nay. Shaken, they awake. Barry   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freyr

Without Gods

  Billions of books with empty pages. A million halls with empty stages. Miles of cloth and cardboard, not on heads. People resting on Sunday instead Of wearing Kirpans and shiny crosses. No congregations or sharp dressed bosses. Collection plate bizness in the dumper. No bedside prayers or Latin muttered. No smoking balls on silver […]

Three Daze

Oh you can’t be nice forever. Ain’t enough slack to cut. That smile kinda hurts on the second day When everyone’s had enough. But you, you tough it out. Close your nearly full ears. Maybe you say you’re laughing To explain those burning tears. As shit piles up. Six feet high. You wonder if you […]

When A Mind Is Wound Up Life Has Many Twists And Turns

Your reality isn’t real. That’s not the way to feel. Sprinkled with confusion. Speaking from delusion. Making real fear. Starting deep in here. You know something’s screwed. You are now behooved. To investigate. Navigate. Don’t you wait. Getting late and You don’t got no sense on. Barry

Gift Horse Tonsils

Hey, it’s looking at you. You look too. This here zoo Is yours. Barry

I Don’t Miss You That Much Five

Born into the wrong family Can be a nasty thing. You hate your name Namesakes, too. And everything else they bring. You didn’t fit in. Maybe still don’t. Captain of the world Five, Got your own haunt. Barry

The Clever Ones Needed An Infinite Fence

He said, you will be into sports. Or religion. Or booze. Or trucks. Maybe you’ll be into gambling. Your life will be based on luck. You will be hooked on fashion. On speed and controlling the climate. Yes, you’ll be loving that travel. And power even if you’re buyin’ it. You could be snagged by […]

Satan! You’ll Take What I Give You!

  Lucifer don’t bounce no checks. Got a million accounts who will. And Beelzebub will spill your guts Guts spilled in cringe-worthy swill. Ah guilt! You feel THAT!? Anxiety too?! Oh man, Old Slew foot, he love you! Barry

Mexico’s Largest Cartel

These soldiers don’t carry guns. Menacing, they know not. No, they accept with a smile. In their net you are caught. ‘Cause when you get drunk You buy my junk. You’ve been out- thunk. Accept it. Barry

We WILL Be Fooled Again

  A new guy in the big house. This guy we can believe in. He acts the part. We know he’s part actor. And a damn hard act to follow… Barry

The Real Power Rangers

Back in the day, I was a thermographer. At’s right, a thermographer. I took photos of heat patterns when there wasn’t much call for photos of heat patterns. “Thermography,” I said. “Infrared imaging,” I said just a wee bit louder – for effect… “You know, taking pictures of heat…” “Uh okay,” the tire shop assistant […]