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Month: January 2014

Awareness

Perfect Meant Good. Good Meant Bad And Bad Meant Shit Storm Ahead.

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  • January 31, 2014
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Most folks speak in signs. They make a noise and look a certain way & this is their sign to start yer intuition. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

“No,” Said Dude. “I Think I’ll Wait.” They’d Have To Bring The Search To Him.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 31, 2014
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Most folks are okay with high security. They suffer all sorts of indignities on accounta Casper the unfriendly ghosts whom have yet to appear and whom may […]

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Awareness

Before Machines Buffered Humans

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 31, 2014
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Most folks know about eye contact. They think about contact lenses  for eyes, eye scanners for eyes and maybe even consider the contact between black […]

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Awareness

Need To Be Someone? BE THAT PERSON. Just Remember It’s Only You Being.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 31, 2014
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Most folks are acting responsible. They have usually obliged their culture for so long that they don’t realize they are simply acting and unless they attempt an irresponsible […]

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Awareness

Wake Up Sleepy Air Train Driver!

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  • January 31, 2014
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Many folks have flown in aircraft. They assume that the pilots know how to safely fly and land the aircraft while not giving any thought […]

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Awareness

Whoever Couldn’t Drink Rode Shotgun Until The ShotGunner Needed A Drink

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  • January 31, 2014
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Most folks know about violence. They understand it occurs at certain times in certain places with certain people and if a person happens to find themselves in […]

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Awareness

Dude Reveals Hammered… Er, No. Automatic Writing.

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  • January 31, 2014
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Most folks are fooling themselves big time. They really are not connected to their parents, significant other or job any more than they imagine themselves to be and as […]

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Awareness

All Hail To Um, Nature! To Whom We All Are From!

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  • January 31, 2014
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Most folks have a name. They hearken to that sound no matter where or who they are with. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Make An Agreement With Your Body ASAP Or The Beggar May Des(s)ert You!

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 31, 2014
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Most folks have heard about human organ attacks. They likely don’t think much about how or why a part of someone’s body would want to attack […]

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Awareness

If You Can’t Be Happy, Make Other People Happy And Their Shit WILL Get In You.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 31, 2014
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Most folks know about infection. They sadly understand less about how attitudes and opinions can also be catchy to the point where almost everyone in […]

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Awareness

Memes Kick Genes Ass Nearly Every Time When Those Beggars Start Twisting Wrists

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  • January 31, 2014
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Most folks have the ability to think. They often leave this to others though, on account of being slowly mentally crippled by traffic signals, parking […]

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Awareness

Dude Bet Heavy He Could Invoke The Awesome God Of Luck

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  • January 31, 2014
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Many folks purchase scratch and lose lottery tickets. They likely don’t refer to them as Lose tickets even though that is what the majority of […]

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Awareness

Must A Citizen’s Spirit Be Broken?

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  • January 31, 2014
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Many folks join military forces. They join to change the world for good but the first thing that winds up being changed for good is […]

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Awareness

Who Thinks It Ain’t About Money? Hands Up Outa Yer Pockets, You!

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  • January 31, 2014
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Most folks want to pay society’s way. They are interested in doing their part and pulling their weight but if society asks too much from these bearers, […]

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Awareness

Yes, Normal People Go Crazy Much More Often Than You’d Think.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 31, 2014
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Most folks have limits. They don’t often realize what their limits are though on account of   staying calm, cool & collected for such a long time […]

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Awareness

Thar’s A Pile ‘O Parallel Universes Inside A Facial Tissue Box

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 31, 2014
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Most folks blow their nose. They empty the old schnozz only when and where necessary on account of it ain’t  polite to whip out an […]

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Awareness

Dude Was Certain He Had Been A Child. Certain. Certain. Certain.

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  • January 31, 2014
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Most folks remember the past. They sometimes put so much energy into negative recall though, that they lack the foresight needed to avoid pitfalls while fulfilling their […]

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Awareness

Bite Yer Tongue Early And Often & Your Block Will Not Knock Off, Knock It Off.

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  • January 31, 2014
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Many folks are wise. They don’t spout off when they shouldn’t or criticize when they should empathize and somehow those same people wind up much appreciated. […]

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Awareness

“We’ll See Who The Chicken Is!” Said The Turkey To The Dove.

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  • January 31, 2014
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Many folks have their head in the sand. They prefer the view from there on account of it never changes and can be analyzed to […]

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Awareness

If Broken Promises Had Mass

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 31, 2014
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Many folks tell fibs. They stretch the truth  about what they did or are going to do and they usually are the last to hear their […]

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Awareness

The End Was Not Near But Its Shadow Drifted Past

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  • January 29, 2014
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Many folks know about numbers. They understand that the universe known to mankind is based on them & when those beggars stop adding up everything stops […]

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Awareness

When Everything Was Built On Hypocrisy There Was Lotsa Cake To Go Around

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 29, 2014
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Most folks do as they are told. They don’t want to rock the boat or be tossed overboard so they don floaty clothing & go along […]

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Awareness

And Over Here Was A Waste Of Flat. A Surface Without A Stack.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 29, 2014
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Many folks are good at packing. They pack shit home and pack it in the corner until every corner and them is packed out. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Pissing In The Bathwater And Fukushima

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 29, 2014
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Most folks consume food and expel waste products. They try as much as possible to avoid crapping & urinating in the same container employed for cooking […]

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Awareness

Why People Don’t Change: BECAUSE

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 28, 2014
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Most folks know squat about homeostasis. They display an alarming lack of understanding about this powerful force which keeps waking them up as themselves every […]

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Awareness

You Say Whatever You Need To Say And Dude’ll Hear What He Needs To Hear

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 25, 2014
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Many folks know how to interpret. They sometimes listen to what people say while focusing on what they do and before anyone can say apples and oranges they’ve made a […]

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Awareness

Porcupines Never Sleep

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 25, 2014
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  Dude saw the steps. The steps. The Steps. He saw the cracks. The cracks. The Cracks. Between the steps. The steps. The Steps. They […]

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Awareness

The Job To Be The Space Between Well Made Gears Came Down To Skinny McVee

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 24, 2014
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Most folks know about gaskets. They understand that something has to take up the slack in life on account of nothing being as perfect as it […]

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Awareness

Drunk You See Them. Now You Don’t. Doesn’t Mean That They’re Not There.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 24, 2014
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Most folks know about peek-a-boo. They understand that something out of sight can be just outside. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Seven Billion Languages Are A Lot To Learn

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  • January 24, 2014
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Most folks speak in their mother tongue. They don’t speak exactly like their mothers spoke though on account of mothers have a unique way of saying […]

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