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Month: May 2015

Posts That Still Don't Make Sense

You Can Shut Yer Eyes, Yer Ears And Mouth Now How Bout Opening Yer Mind?

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  • May 31, 2015
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Most folks lose consciousness. They signal as much with huh? and what the hell? and say again, I was somers else. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Forgiving Takes Effort. Forgetting Takes None.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 31, 2015
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Most folks have sad stories. They pack up their troubles in their old kit bag and every friggin day that bag gets heavier until one […]

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Personal Stuff I Shouldn't Have Said

Oh, And If You Work Hard Enough You’ll Find Everything You Need, Right There AtYer Work.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 31, 2015
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Most folks have a job. They think they have a job but the job has them, anytime it needs. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Operating Systems

Crazy Things Were Said But Not Remembered

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 31, 2015
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Most folks are being tricked. They are being tricked by their own brain which is filtering way more out than it leaves in. Thank you, […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Fake Horror Is Like Real Horror Until You Know It’s Not

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 31, 2015
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Most folks have been shit scared. They projected a holocaust so real that their reaction to their projection created fight or flight. Thank you, friend. […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Yes Words Flow Like A River

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 29, 2015
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Most folks know about close. They understand close calls and close to extreme but close, the Real Close, ain’t close, it’s IN. Thank you, friend. […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Change Is Better Than A Rest

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 29, 2015
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Most folks change their clothes. They change their clothes on account of stink getting on everything one day old and familiarity breeding contempt. Thank you, […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

What Weird Shit Do You Believe In That It Got You This Far?

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 28, 2015
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Most folks make it. They don’t know to where or why but they make it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Lapping Up Yugglay

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 28, 2015
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There is this place Where pain is like gravy. In the country of Poutine. And pain, as it likes, Sticks to places it delights. Tween […]

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Awareness

Do You Handle Work Or Does Work Handle You?

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 28, 2015
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Most folks see other people. They see them and they imagine that this person is this way when this person is many, any ways. Thank […]

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Ancient History

Dude Carried Plenty For Sure Which, Down The Road, Didn’t Amount To A Hill Of Beings.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 28, 2015
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Most folks have died and come back. They thought they were dead but for the grace of some god they are not and now what […]

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Caring

More Than Average Awareness Will Drive You Round The Bend

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 27, 2015
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Most folks know. They know their own wants and needs and they may know others needs but they don’t know a damn thing about what […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Sports Isn’t Corrupt. People Are.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 27, 2015
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Most folks enjoy sports. They know games can’t be fixed on account of most of the players being guys who could not fix a faucet. […]

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Taking Responsibility

Life Thief Anger

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 27, 2015
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Most folks get upset. They try not to total their upset-ness though because wasted days don’t add up, they only subtract. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Babies Postpone Depression

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 27, 2015
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Most folks hate life. They hate it for a minute and sometimes years but babies force instant love into life. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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fair warning

When You See Good Say So

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 26, 2015
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Most folks complain. They whine & bitch at every turn but will they compliment no they won’t. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

All The World’s A Stage Which Hence Has Been Staged

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 26, 2015
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Many folks pick their nose. They avoid picking it when grossing out might be an issue though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Operating Systems

You Rent

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 26, 2015
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Many folks know about ownership. They understand that ownership means not paying for anything once it is owned and they’re wise enough to understand that […]

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Biological Tools

And On This Spot The Earth Will Give A Different Piece Of Mind

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 25, 2015
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Most folks move. They live at one location and think from that place then change locations and realize that the thoughts they think are filtered […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Unless Yer The Pin In A Grenade, Yer Work Is Not Yer Life

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 25, 2015
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Most folks arrive to work on time. They put their time in and make their time count and when it’s quitting time they quit but […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Sour Smellin’ Ol’ Darce

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2015
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Wheeoogh! You don’t need you Summa that shite! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

I’m Just This One Guy But Jesus, IT’S ME!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2015
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Special you are not. Get under yerself kid. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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fair warning

When Yer Ma Don’t Know You, You Better Know Yerself.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 21, 2015
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Swimmin in hurtin high water. Takin more shit than I oughta. Takin not wantin but gotta. Do it for fadder and mudda. Cause I cain’t. […]

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Biological Tools

When Shit Smells New, IT’S NEW!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 21, 2015
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Most folks sweat. They also have an arse or balls or lordbless’em both. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Posts That Still Don't Make Sense

Daisies A Day On A Daffodil

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 21, 2015
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Most folks lose their marbles. They exchange their marbles for popcorn, candied peanuts and rides on the merry-go-round. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Yer Lucky To Have A Body. Many Minds Do Not.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 20, 2015
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Most folks know about No U-Turn signs. They understand that if someone is watching or if they don’t need to turn there, No U-Turn signs […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

At Every Level Of Preditability Expect The Unexpected

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 20, 2015
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Most folks guess. They guess they’ll go home or wait a minute but they forget, it’s only a guess. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Personal Stuff I Shouldn't Have Said

I Pray To Me I Duz What I’m Goonta

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 20, 2015
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Dude hada get up. Didn’t wanna get up, but, DID get up. Nice’n easy. Hans rat dare. Wary could be seen. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Nothing Clear About Nuclear

Oh Fuck He Was The Smuggest Of The Smug

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 20, 2015
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Most folks bite their tongue. They know emotional grenades can’t be body slammed with words. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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wrongaholic

Angry On It’s Belly Dude Had Defeeted

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 20, 2015
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Most folks are cool. They have it to lose & others lose it on them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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