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Month: September 2015

Biological Tools

It Doesn’t Follow

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 30, 2015
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You better bring something to the table. The thing you bring better be able To tell a good truth from a fable. Cause if it […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Sting. Stang. Stung.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 30, 2015
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Watch for the watchers Watching for you. Watchers comin’ loose an They need your glue. What the watchers don’t need And dont want is you. […]

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Ancient History

Hell Had Been Predicted. Dude Could See The Gates.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 29, 2015
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Ain’t no way to win this bet. You gonna get What you came for. And if if you didn’t come for this, That’s the pitts. […]

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fair warning Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Ya Well Fuck You Homeostasis

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 28, 2015
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This here’s a ball. This here’s a chain. Around his ankle. Don’t cause no pain. Least pain he feels. S’below his limen. But if he […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

What If Yer Not Who You Are?

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 28, 2015
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FREEZE! Now stay frozen. Is that you frozen there? Who is you now? This frozen example or You the observer? Now FREEZE once again and […]

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fair warning

Sneak Away From Crazy

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 28, 2015
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Oh insanity, you look so good! Gee insanity, if you would… Not come this way so bloody often. You sucking me Inta my coffin! I […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Your Mistakes Makum Two

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 25, 2015
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Don’t tell anybody. Juss you an me. Plus my imagination. Makes three. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

They Don’t Talk About Drinking Water

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 25, 2015
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This chicken barked. It hissed and spat. Cause it don’t like Where it’s at. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

You Must Go Into The Mouth Of The Dragon. That’s Where Everybody Is.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 25, 2015
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You don’t. Run into fire. For so many reasons. Some of them final. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Dude Loved What Failure Took Away

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 25, 2015
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Assurance. Confidence. The ability to predict. Certainty. Hope and Purpose. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Imported To An Important Town

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 25, 2015
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Yo criminal! Welcome to Austrailia! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Caring

Wrestlin’ With His Demons Gave Him Life Burn. Burn.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 25, 2015
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You don’t know. You have respect For yourself. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Critical Thinking Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Polite Works If’n Ya Ain’t Da Man

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 25, 2015
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Please let me take your shit. Your money, your time, Your life. An iff-eye can’t get it all from you, Maybe gettabitt from your wife? […]

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Boredom Sucks

Love Takes But One Second To Die Or Be Born

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 25, 2015
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You watch those eyes. Watch what they watch. Watch those eyes. Look what they’re looking at. Watch their size. They disguise themselves otherwise. Thank you, […]

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Ancient History

This Beauty Just Gets You In The Door. How You Goan Get Out?

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 25, 2015
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Oh jesus. You’re pretty. Pretty silly for thinking we’ll cut slack for pity. We’re done with it. Pity us not now Cause we’ll run with it, […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Hell Has Failures

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 25, 2015
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No one gets a pass in Hades. Some poor bastards fail. They all must repeat. Same lesson same time, tomorrow. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Boredom Sucks

Thank Fuck Ivan You Lived!

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 25, 2015
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Got some butter onna counter. Doan you goan tase it. Ivan. Ivan you’ll go squirrely. Surely just as surely as that eyelid I ain’t never, […]

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Awareness Biological Tools

You Need So Many Strokes Per Day

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 22, 2015
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If there isn’t an up or down We make one. Which one you makin’ right now? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Ancient History Courage

It Was A Pretty Fair Fight. They Had Guns And Armour. We Had Guts And Blood.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 22, 2015
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They saw shit was bad. Shit that made them mad. This here weren’t no fad. They were noticing. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Ancient History

Workaround. Workaround. Always With The Workaround!

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 22, 2015
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Stops signs are everywhere. You’re going too fast. Can’t see what you’re running from It’s deep in grass. As you Arr Arr! You’re in the […]

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Boredom Sucks Critical Thinking

Cringe Worthy Fence Posts

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 22, 2015
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Oy Dude could be a dipshit! A brain fucking dead zombie. Wandering around stepping in shit Then tracking it all around. Spread that stank. Wedge […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Your Job: To Slow The Failing

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 22, 2015
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This house wasn’t here And won’t be here, Sometime in the future. It’s falling down must be resisted. In that vein you’ve been enlisted To […]

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Boredom Sucks

Your Demonym. What Is It?

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 21, 2015
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There’s a name for people like you. Like where you’re from. Like where you were born. And where you lived. Your inescapeable name. Thank you, […]

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Boredom Sucks

Shit Made His Reptile Quiver

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 18, 2015
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Ahh. Cannabus good. Humans uh. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

You Just Go On Believin’ What You Bin Perceivin’

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 18, 2015
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About face You do not. About face You care not. You only care about fuckin’ face. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Courage Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Dude Could See The Bitch Who Controlled His Life But He Couldn’t Make Out The Face

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 18, 2015
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Get your keys. Grab your hat. Goin’ somewhere. Ain’t comin’ back. Right here no good. Not like it should. Lawd knows it could. Oughta be […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

There Were Lotsa Rooms Left At The Nowhere Fast Inn

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 17, 2015
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Tomorrow there’s a big race, To claima bit ‘o yesterday. You ain’t going can we have your seats? We got front row tickets today! Thank […]

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Boredom Sucks

Belief In Tomorrow Was Necessary But Not The Whole Thing Today

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 17, 2015
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Ya be prepared. For a good time today. Make it last if you can. But don’t try to stray Too far away From rightnow. Thank […]

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Caring Critical Thinking

This Grateful. How You Do It?

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 16, 2015
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Ahh is the sound of grateful. Sparkle eye is it’s look. Yes is what it says. Love is where it lives. Hurt is what it […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Shit Done In Happiness Versus Shit Not Done In Happiness

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 15, 2015
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Good things turn bad. Leave ’em in the sun. Stuff climbs closer to a pile of shit. Done before begun. Thankyou, friend. Barry out.

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