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Month: October 2015

fair warning Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

What Will Your Production Do, Kiss Or Bite Your Arse?

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 20, 2015
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You makin’ waves. In deep water. You can swim Or at least you ought to. Swim to safety Far from your swell Leave the rest […]

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Awareness

Shit Comes From Somewhere Nobody Cares About

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 20, 2015
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This. This exists. This exists because I exist. Before this… Me. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Hurtsville Sad Times at Human High

Anyone Can Drop The Dime Lady

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 18, 2015
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Would you turn out? To turn me in? Would you snip the hair On my chinny-chin chin? Or wouldja go beserk? And let our bloodline […]

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Courage

He Put The Hippo In Hypocrite

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 18, 2015
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Yay! for all the assholes, The liars and the scoundrels. The beggars slithered right up to the top. They’re so high you canna see them. Although […]

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fair warning

Rage: Cleanup On Isle Life

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 18, 2015
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You’ve got my number. Why don’t you call it? Could it be it’s not my number That you’ve got? Maybe you are run down. Or […]

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Awareness Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

The Boys, They Want You Living. So There You Are.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 18, 2015
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Thanks for your milk. Thanks for harnessing up. Thanks for letting us ride In the wagon you pulled When times got tough. Thanks for your […]

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Awareness

Name Calling. Ivan Would Never Hear Of It.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 18, 2015
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Say you don’t speak cat. Mayhaps speak a little rat? Maybe speak a little this. Whynot speak a little that. Maybe speaking ain’t your craft. […]

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Posts That Still Don't Make Sense

Ain’t A Person Not Faking

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 17, 2015
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Your best behavior. Eyes landing softly. Then alighting once again. Interested but not enough to speak. Hands folded neatly. Fingers safe from familiar nostrils. Boogers […]

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Boredom Sucks

Dude Really Wasn’t That Brave But He Was Sitting In The Hero Seat

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 17, 2015
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Sometimes life picks you. It says You C’mon! And come or you don’t come When life says on, you’re on! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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fair warning Hurtsville

Mutiny On The Boundary

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 17, 2015
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You’ve got your limits. I have mine. And it’s my job to ensure they Never twine. They must not align. So don’t be tryin’. To […]

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Courage

Snatched From The Jaws Of Routine

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 17, 2015
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This habit has you Firmly in its grip. And it won’t let you Slip a little bit. It lives inside you It has its way. […]

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Awareness fair warning

It Was Twenty-Four Servings Of The Blood Of Christ So Slewfoot YOU STAY AWAY!

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 16, 2015
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You got your clear holy water. You got your red. Might be colored holy water, Might be wine. See wine fuck you up Holy water […]

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Awareness

The Dead Customer’s Buffet

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 16, 2015
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Earth turning her insides out. Like a mother giving birth. Dust into humans and humans into dust. Big ‘ol getting bigger Earth. Course she lives […]

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fair warning Hurtsville

Add To Happiness! Add To Happiness! When You Can’t Find Purpose In Life.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 15, 2015
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You got this one track mind. You never seem to find It easy to unwind And that’s so unkind Maybe you be blind Cause you […]

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Hurtsville Taking Responsibility

Mart Crashes

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 14, 2015
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He flew through windows He flew off bikes. He flew from soft seats to hard rocks On several flights. He dared Doctor Death. Poked him […]

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Boredom Sucks

They Put His Drain Hole On His Backside So He Was Always Fulla Stuff

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 14, 2015
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Lord he spewed. He yammered and stammered And did it while hammered and No one knew true about his spew But you. And you weren’t […]

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Caring

Ride Until You Canna Ride

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 14, 2015
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The gravity of the situation, Will glue you to the ground. And when they look where you lost your balance, You shall not be found. […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Jesus He Hated Heaven

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 13, 2015
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Anything you want! Everytime you want it! No waiting or standing in line. No maybe. No can’t do. No Never gonna happen. No, here dreams […]

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Ancient History

This Plank’s For Walking

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 13, 2015
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He saw that shit. Made no matter. In the end she all evens out. Nothin’ to complain about. No need now to shout. Don’t even […]

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Courage Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Change Sidewalks

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 13, 2015
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This group he knew got together. Shoot the breeze and stir some shit. Him, he skirted the wisdom crowds. They gave him stupid fits. Stupid […]

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It's Economics Man

He’d Save Himself For Others, For Himself He Was Almost Spent.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 13, 2015
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My god he tried. He tried to do the right thing. But the right thing wouldn’t be done. And he tried real hard to stick […]

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Caring Kidlings

In Passing It Don’t Matter

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 13, 2015

Man I love you! Love you with all my heart! I dream of purpose, You are purpose. I dream of freedom, You are freedom. I […]

Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Take My Effect

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 12, 2015
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You needent be bothered. There’s really no use. You rise for yourself. For me, hang loose. Just you being you. And me being me. Then […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

He’d Been Waiting Years And Years But His Maker Never Showed

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 12, 2015
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Mister, what’r you in for? Didja rob? Didja cheat? Didja pee on the seat? Didja fail at meet’n greet? Livin’ in the street? Feelin’ kinda […]

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Hurtsville

Death Is Late And Will Not Wait

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 12, 2015
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How you made her smile! Oh she valued you. So loyal and so kind. How? Why did you…? Now I can’t forget. You buried in […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Fondness And Contempt. Both Are Headed Your Way.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 9, 2015
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You miss. You’re sick. You’re sick of being missed. Sick of the love that hides in spaces. Spaces you are not. Spaces where you are […]

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Awareness Courage

Look Behind To See Ahead

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 9, 2015
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People do. And if they’re lucky They do and do. People do what they do and People don’t change much Least not like me and […]

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Ancient History

You Get One Brain Take Turns

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 3, 2015
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Sharing is what some people do. Other people, they take. It’s scarce, they say, before they snatch, Taking for taking’s sake. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

Savage

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 3, 2015
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You eat your young. You sup on old. You force them first into Your mold. They dig your gold. They wait on hold. Do as […]

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Ancient History Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

If The World Is Crazy And You Are Not, Crazy Is How You Are.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 3, 2015
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The first kid to touch home plate. Probably the first at bat. Cause he run fast or Own the home plate Everyone else come last. […]

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