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Month: November 2018

Dey Funny

Don’t Run, Step Out Of Time.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 26, 2018
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A thousand goose stepping people. All goose stepping as one. One goose stepper stepping out Of time… Lookit that son-of-a-gun! What is he thinking?! Izzie […]

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T'aint Really Really Real

See The Outside From Insight

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 26, 2018
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This wool is not a thread but it Will wind up on a bed As a mattress cover. This thread is not a sheet but […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

Whom Thought It Was A Right Idea

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 24, 2018
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You work too hard. You drink too much. You don’t do this Or such and such. You are an asshole. And you don’t know it. […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

The Notches Of Love

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 21, 2018
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Everytime her pie hole flapped He would carve another notch. And every notch was piled up The last one was a gotcha! It split their […]

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Everybody Git One Day

Ya You Know Me Karma

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 20, 2018
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He said there’s only so much internet. And you’re taking up alot. We replied the only internet we used Is the internet we bought. We […]

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Don't Copy This Self

Hello Revealer

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 20, 2018
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You can’t act natural Cause you’re not. There’s a great big screen for fake And you’re caught In it, so you struggle. You wiggle. You […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

If You Must Eat Shit, Make It Tough.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 19, 2018
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You’ve got a damn good reason to complain But you don’t. You could whine and bitch about your pain But you won’t. Because that pain […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

The Power Of No Thing

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 17, 2018
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Underarms don’t stink because The owners of them think About today, who maybe drinks From the dankest, hairy sink? And then they drop a little […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Only You Can Prevent Random

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 14, 2018
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When this light flashed two times, He touched that. When that bar spun like this, He tapped that. Then a chime would sound and He’d […]

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Some'n Ain't Right.

They Took The Smartest Ones First

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 13, 2018
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They grabbed him by his Ipad. Dashed his brains out on a website. He’d sleep the sleep of the undead. And he starts this big […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Never Not Being Fooled

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 12, 2018
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World War One wasn’t world war one. World War Two was War Two Thousand. Human noses used to plough sand. Sand that won’t even stay […]

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Y'all Tered States

Whoa Motherfucker! They Said To Me!

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 11, 2018
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They always said whoa to me. They said; Whoa behind my back. Said whoa, Without us, You’re facked. Said we ain’t helpin’ none You’re cracked. […]

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Boredom Sucks

If You Turn Sixty

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 8, 2018
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You better watch your mouth Cause shit heads south In a heartbeat. No retreat, In defeat. Cause you’ll meet A monster. It’s you sir. Or […]

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You Pain Attention?

Once You Learn To Spot A Bag Pilot

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 1, 2018
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See that thing You can’t unsee. Wherever you look, There it be. Occasionally wishing you Did not see it. That’d be freedom! To not see […]

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