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Month: August 2019

You Pain Attention?

Look Behind. See Forward.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 31, 2019
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You have crossed The Rubicon. You have gone beyond sing song. You are now in don’t stay long. Lost now found. Nearly drowned. You went […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

As Soon As You Cross The Rubicon, Things Don’t Look The Same.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 31, 2019
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Where you’re going Ain’t where you bin. You was out. Now you in. Trouble, my friend. You found lots! Now it gots Your short hairs. […]

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Courage

You Po-Po

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 30, 2019
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Rule breaker, risk taker. You mader cry. Why? Why? Why…? You bad guy. Gonna you fry. One big lie. And you know it!

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Turnabout

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 30, 2019
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There were no U-turns. No one eighties. You hafta go straight Or to Haid dees. Off your knees. No more please. Killin with ease. Just […]

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Munster Family Runs The Place

When You’re Wrong And You’re Really Wrong

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 28, 2019
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Dimwit, you lit A fuse that Won’t be unlit. You ain’t fit. See to it You dipshit Your head comes right out of your arse.

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You Pain Attention?

Culture As Epigenetics

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 28, 2019
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This woman had ideas. But her thoughts weren’t as free as They ought to be. She could see Tomorrow. The sorrow… The window… the candle, […]

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Look Both Ways Before Crossing This Life

Fat, Free, Fatuous Me.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 28, 2019
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Once upon a time, he cared. A little time ago, he dared. But that was gone For he was fond Of sports and gambling. Beers […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

When Other People Lose Your Mind

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 27, 2019
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He lost his mind All over the place and he Lost it at a quickening pace And he lost it same as he lost face […]

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Love Is A Friggin Invention!

You Could Have Said “I Love You”, But You Didn’t.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 27, 2019
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Noise was what they made And he made none. Some of them had no clue And he was one. Just make a little noise See […]

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Maybe Universes Are Stacked

You Can Change Your Pants But That’s It

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2019
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A better way is what you know. You can go down any hole. You say stop and you say go. You hold up when you […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Down Is Okay If You’re Headed Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 19, 2019
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You shat your pants or Somebody did and No one’s laughing To hide that fib Just report it in the morning. Breakfast time. Don’t fuss […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Bating Satan

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 18, 2019
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You got a rope around your neck. Around your neck. Around your neck. You don’t even give a heck. Not one speck. What the feck. […]

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Assholes Annonymous

The Dirty Line

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 18, 2019
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Rise through the ranks or Blood your way up. You’re heading to a place where Enough is not enough. It’s gonna get rough. You better […]

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Awareness

A Loser’s Job

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 17, 2019
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They could not find it. It wouldn’t be found. Searched everywhere but It was gone. Touched his hands. Set somewhere. Looked that place. Was not […]

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Awareness

Start With No Thing And Add Some Thing

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 9, 2019
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You can lift one thousand pounds. One thousand pounds. One thousand pounds. You can lift one thousand pounds. One pound at a time.

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Everybody Git One Day

Life: Go Slow. There Are Curves Ahead

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 1, 2019
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Shit happens all the time. That’s the job of shit. You get a little out of line Life will see to it That your comeuppance […]

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