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Month: April 2020

Boy Who Got Da Virus

Praycebo

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 30, 2020
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You are stupid. You don’t matter. No one cares about you. You are ugly. From a bad family. You know you are screwed. Because you […]

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Boy Who Got Da Virus

Watch For Scratches And Biting When It’s Raining Cats And Dogs

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 30, 2020
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Most folks have never seen shit hit a fan. Shit doesn’t hit all at once. It starts with a dribble of shit, then a squirt, […]

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Boy Who Got Da Virus

After Fear: Anhedonia.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 28, 2020
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Scary rides aren’t so scary the second time around because life is invested in diminishing returns. Love fades. Bread moulds. Boredom is. Life isn’t fun. […]

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Boy Who Got Da Virus

When You Let Them Tursey Your Top

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 28, 2020
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Don’t get all tied up about work or: your church or country or your god or your favorite color or your skin color or your […]

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Awareness Boy Who Got Da Virus

When Your Neighbor Hates You And You Can’t Move

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 27, 2020
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So when you walk too fast past the neighbor’s house, he attacks you. If you happen to glance when the neighbor is glancing, he’ll throw […]

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Boy Who Got Da Virus

Back When The Bad Guys Wore Masks

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 25, 2020
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Why do you look for freedom in the street? Because that’s where they keep it… Deese guys we now follow are heading toward the cliff […]

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Boy Who Got Da Virus

Cats And Dogs And Cows And You

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 25, 2020
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Take a quick peek around your humble abode. Look at everything. The pictures, frames, glass, walls, paint, furniture, shellac, light fixtures, carpet, stupid little ornaments… […]

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Boy Who Got Da Virus

Free Market Electronic Coupons

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2020
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Broccoli? Who the hell likes broccoli? That’s a coupon waiting to be sold. Coupons? That’s a market about to explode. Is all. In sanity, Your […]

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Boy Who Got Da Virus

A Tension

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2020
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Eyes. Ears. Nose. Mouth. Skin. And attention. Morphogenetic energy. https://www.sheldrake.org/research/morphic-resonance/introduction You don’t have much so I’ll pay you fast, okay? What you focus on, you […]

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Eyes Open Twenty Twenty

Good And Evil Explained

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 20, 2020
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She loved to hear her mother laugh. Memories causing present laughs. You’re in the moment, not the past. You’re shining bright but it won’t last. […]

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Boy Who Got Da Virus

The Alien Invasion

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 19, 2020
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You better watch out. You better not pout. Aliens are coming To town! They know who has been naughty. They know whose acting nice. You […]

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Livin' In The State Of Trance

When You Feed Instead Of Fed

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 18, 2020
  • 1 comment

Oh you wit ideas. Mister Answer, you. You don’t grab de shovel. Til dey tell you to. You drive to de bargain. Do not leave […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Don’t Write This Down

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 18, 2020
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I’m falling out of love with you. I can’t believe myself it’s true. For everything for me you do. But You fence me in and […]

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Boy Who Got Da Virus

The Got And Don’t Got

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 13, 2020
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There wasn’t any color In the faces of the races. They were all a million miles Behind on rent. Some hot and others bothered For […]

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Assholes Annonymous

You Don’t Know Mad And You’ll Take What They Give You

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 12, 2020
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Buddy don’t like no confrontation. Rude people pain his ass. But Buddy says shit with a mouth full of it. He shuts his damn mouth […]

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Boy Who Got Da Virus

Who Don’t Owe De Gubber Ment?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2020
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Dad paid da rent. Dad’s hell bent. Ima get sent To da pharm boy. Takin’ nees piws. Gainse mah will Dadda got a big pharm […]

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The Bugs Are Winning

Person Fifty-Four, Where Are You?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2020
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Dad’s a callin’. You be fallin’ . On your knees. Less you pleased To have size nines on your throat. Dad, he ain’t no goat. […]

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Livin' In The State Of Scared

When You Go Into The Woods Today

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2020
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You better go alone. And if you don’t go to the woods today Maybe you’ll stay at home. You better stay at home. Better you […]

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acceptence

Peek A Boo!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2020
  • 1 comment

Where’s mommy? There she is! Where’s daddy? At his biz. This thing just a little fizz! Mommy gets a little dizzy. Doctor’s getting pretty busy. […]

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