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Quick Cowboy Food Saves The Day

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  • June 10, 2015
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Most folks have an imagination. They don’t have to eat it though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Say We Ran Outa ‘lectricity

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 10, 2015
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Oh mah god. The shit that would disappear… Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Courage

Don’t Wait Til You’ve Got Weight

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 10, 2015
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You make yer move. You’ve got yer groove. You do what behooves. You got the moves. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Yer Peep Hole Don’t Show People Like All Peep Holes

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 10, 2015
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Most folks know wrong from right. They know most everyone around them is wrong and through sheer deduction they come to understand that they are […]

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Operating Systems

Only Right Now

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 9, 2015
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Most folks want to be right. They feel better when they are right even if their right is absofuckinglutely wrong. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Someone Gotta Stop All Iss Intranet Darbage

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 8, 2015
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Most folks know a language. They know it’s the right language to know on account of so damn many people speaking ingerish. Thank you, friend. […]

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Critical Thinking

Do The Stupid Dance? Yes They Do.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 8, 2015
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Most folks smile. They bare their teeth in an extraordinary way, no psychotic narcissist ever can. Thank you, friend. Barry out. (I could crush your […]

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Ancient History

Attention! Attention! The Fans Have Shite On Them!

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 8, 2015
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Most folks know about gravity. They often forget though that gravity changes for every situation. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Courage

They Gotta Get Close To Stab You

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 8, 2015
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Most folks make plans. They either plan to follow someone else’s plan or plan to change their plans. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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fair warning

So You Don’t Like Where You Came From

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 5, 2015
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Misogynist is a word. Just sayin’. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Damn You Evolution!

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 5, 2015
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Things keep happening. Entanglement. What the. .. why? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Posts That Still Don't Make Sense

Fucking Solla Sollew Is A Real Place.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 5, 2015
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Most folks trip. They don’t often wonder though what they tripped on and where’d they go? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Frustration Diminishes Exponentially

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 5, 2015
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Most folks learn. They forget just about as fast though and only the learning is remembered. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

When Dude Was Called A Bad Boy He Didn’t Feel Like Being Good

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 5, 2015
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Most folks guess. They guess they will say this which they guess will cause that and they do all this guessing without seeing if it […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Better Have A Good Reason Or You Ain’t Hangin’ Around.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 3, 2015
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Most folks live. They unwrap their life as if it were a gift instead of shredding it to prevent damage in shipping. Thank you, friend. […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Okay NOW I’m Not Afraid

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 3, 2015
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Most folks leave shit unlocked. They were there to protect it now they’re not and they’ll be galldanged if someone else snags it. Thank you, […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

You Job: Say I Love You To Yourself So Much That You Gotta Tell Somebody Else.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 2, 2015
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Most folks know about breathing. They breath as much as they need to to maintain life and anything beyond that is heavy breathing. Thank you, […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Sheckond Cash Shitizens

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 2, 2015
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Most folks know about credit. They know deep down in the depths of their bones that credit was NEVER king. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Personal Stuff I Shouldn't Have Said

The Second Day On Yer Own, Cake Don’t Taste Like Cake.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 2, 2015
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Most folks are more than just themself. They argue with themselves and change their mind and say shit the now them wishes the hell they […]

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Taking Responsibility

You Can Try Different Things And Get The Same Damn Results

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 2, 2015
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Most folks know about insects. They screech at them, swat at them and spray them into nonexistence but the insects, they keepa commin’. Thank you, […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

He Was The Head Of His Family But Certainly Not It’s Face

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 2, 2015
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Most folks assume a position. They imagine that their position won’t change until they change it but the exact opposite is true. Thank you, friend. […]

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Critical Thinking

Dude Was Talking To Himself Through Nearby Ears

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 2, 2015
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Most folks think while speaking. They forget that thinking BEFORE speaking allows one to invest time in thinking about what others might think before they […]

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Ancient History

See Mama Was So Heavy It Took Every Child To Hoist Her From The Depths Of Dispair

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 2, 2015
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Most folks don’t plan to live. They live the life which was given to them on account of not knowing that life can be stretched […]

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Posts That Still Don't Make Sense

Lash Yer Tongue

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 1, 2015
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Most folks require guides. They can’t fly, won’t drive de bus nor bake their own bread so happy guides guiding with love would be nice. […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Yer Dream Will Contain Nightmares

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 1, 2015
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Most folks apologize. They did something on purpose which now serves a different purpose. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

They Paid A Bad Man To Speak

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 1, 2015
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You’re fucking getting set up. There’s a plan afoot for your demise They want you asap, now. And if you last yer keelhaulin’ Then buddy, […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

When The King Stopped Kinging

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 1, 2015
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We wait to be told what to do. Where to go, how to sit, When to poo. When to eat, when to sleep and Even […]

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Posts That Still Don't Make Sense

You Can Shut Yer Eyes, Yer Ears And Mouth Now How Bout Opening Yer Mind?

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 31, 2015
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Most folks lose consciousness. They signal as much with huh? and what the hell? and say again, I was somers else. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Forgiving Takes Effort. Forgetting Takes None.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 31, 2015
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Most folks have sad stories. They pack up their troubles in their old kit bag and every friggin day that bag gets heavier until one […]

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Personal Stuff I Shouldn't Have Said

Oh, And If You Work Hard Enough You’ll Find Everything You Need, Right There AtYer Work.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 31, 2015
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Most folks have a job. They think they have a job but the job has them, anytime it needs. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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