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Much of what I write will be quite understandable to insane folks. The rest will be, uh, less understandable...
Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Consciousness Dances Toe To Toe With A Partner Called Unconsciousness.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 12, 2015
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Many folks know location. They understand that non local means not here even if it seems they are. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

They Give You Food, They Take It Away. No Matter If You Eat.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 10, 2015
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Many folks measure. They want to know the extent of reality so they can also extend. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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On Crack Or Falling In. Welcome To You Choose.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 10, 2015
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Most folks agree with torture. They will hang from their thumbs all day long but string their mamas or children along and now them is […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Death Is Smiling. Why Not Smile Back?

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 7, 2015
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Most folks lose their breath. They lose it and find it again and become a ware that breathing matters. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Personal Stuff I Shouldn't Have Said

If You Don’t Manage Yer Health, Overworked Strangers Will.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 7, 2015
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Most folks suffer. They pain themselves as little as possible and that lack of humping hurt leaves a whack on the shelf. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Posts That Still Don't Make Sense

The Band Leader Changes But The Band Plays On

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 7, 2015
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Many folks vote. They vote on account of they’d like to make a difference and if the difference could be made over lunch break that would […]

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Posts That Still Don't Make Sense

She’s Inta Physical

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 5, 2015
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Many folks could lose weight. They could gain weight, add height and stop this damn acne if that shit was possible. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Youse Guys Makes Swords Too?

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 5, 2015
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Most folks act right. They may not act their right but right they act. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

And The Money Humans Could Bite Dude

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 5, 2015
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Hah! You fucking bastards are one step removed. Feeling life through a wallet. That ain’t life you feel you wallet feeler, it’s life feeling back […]

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Who Fucked You?

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 5, 2015
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Yer hands are tied. Yer feet are bound. You got no choice, Yer going down. But if they ain’t… Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

There’s Layers To Life. Yer Just Seeing A Couple.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 5, 2015
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Most folks sleep. They sleep soundly, predictably and sometimes with their eyes closed. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

If You Can’t Bite Your Tongue Keep Yer Pie Hole Shut

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 5, 2015
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Most folks puke. They puke words, dreams and gut contents but get a pail ready, they puke. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Ten Nothings Are Something

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 5, 2015
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Most folks fool themselves. They fool themselves and other people and doing so they make a fooling people habit. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

I Know Yer Not Trying To Harm Me But When You Think Like This You Do

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 5, 2015
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Most folks argue. They spit and they spat & if they love each other that’s that. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Two Angrys Don’t Cancel Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 5, 2015
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Most folks get pissed. They get pissed then before long pissed off and and being off now they can’t get on. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Ancient History

There Were Two Games Playing At The Same Damn Time

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 5, 2015
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Bouge. You don’t play with yerself buddy. Nah dude you play with me. And maybe you don’t see Your old pal playing with you. Thank […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Don’t Say No To The Po Po

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 5, 2015
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Most folks have been bullied. They didged and dodged but no matter what they did, the thorn stayed stuck in their side. Thank you, friend. […]

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Critical Thinking

The Little Pigs Squealed When The Big Pigs Squealed Then Off They Went To Market

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 5, 2015
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Many folks know about fibbing. They understand that if they appear very earnest while lying their arse off it will cause just enough confusion for […]

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Biological Tools

Government Needs A Skin Graft

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 5, 2015
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Most folks have been burned. They get burned then form a memory about being burned then they try like hell to avoid getting burned again. […]

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Posts That Still Don't Make Sense

Dude Was A Cycle Boy. A Cycle.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 3, 2015
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Many folks know about pareidolia. They understand living things detect patterns so simple that a couple of golden arches mean something. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Posts That Still Don't Make Sense

Dude Imagined Reality And Knew The First Getter There Wins

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 3, 2015
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Most folks hesitate. They late anticipate. Maybe procrastinate. Hang on a bit too late. Well then, that’s their fate. They’re soon too early late, They […]

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Awareness

Then No One Met Any Stars Anymore. Where They All Just Cee Gee Eyed?

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 3, 2015
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Please forgive me for I have Photoshopped. Okay, it wasn’t Photoshop. It was a freebie image alteration software. The end of photographic evidence I thought. […]

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Personal Stuff I Shouldn't Have Said

I See What You Did There You MotherFucking Fucker!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 3, 2015
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Fuck off! You ain’t free. To treat me the way that You’d like to treat me. I will see To it  You go down With […]

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Awareness

Luke To The Past. Luke To Today. Luke To The Luke Of Tamorry.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 3, 2015
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Today works. It can happen right now. It’s a little more than the present somehow. Say you want to do it. Say you’ll give me […]

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Awareness

Constraint Theory And Poka-Yoke

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 3, 2015
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Many folks implement improvements. They don’t realize though how badly those improvements will fuck things up. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Posts That Still Don't Make Sense

People Hate For Good Reasons

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 3, 2015
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Most folks dislike someone. They aim their dislike at a certain place and the whomever standing there will catch some. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Awareness

Tomorrow Changes At Midnight

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 3, 2015
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Most folks make promises. They make them and make them and then they leave them to their own devices. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

With You Gone I Am But One But With You Us Two Are Three

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 1, 2015
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This fight needs a cause. It can’t do it alone. So yer kinda angry, Telegraph it by phone. I’ll be waiting rat here Sittin at […]

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Critical Thinking

Oh Heaven You Better Be Good!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 1, 2015
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Most folks lives are shit. They could care less from day to day and dammit sir you’re blocking the way! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Mister Woodpecker You Stay Out!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 1, 2015
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Oh Ivan you party animal! Partying to death. With birds and maybe not fast mice, Ivan, you ain’t nice. Not to them… But to me […]

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