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Peek A Boo!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2020
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Where’s mommy? There she is! Where’s daddy? At his biz. This thing just a little fizz! Mommy gets a little dizzy. Doctor’s getting pretty busy. […]

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acceptence Ancient History

You And Your Body Are Two Beings

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2016
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He pointed at the alien. The alien pointed back. He frowned. It frowned. He ‘magined hurt. Lashed out so The mirror cracked. Thank you, friend. […]

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acceptence Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Praise The Lord For Legal Gambling

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 10, 2016
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Sumbitch took Bob’s rent. Sumbitch weren’t Bob’s landlord, ya? Bob want a double it up His rent. Bob feel electric luck He said. Advert told […]

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Could Ya Warn A Pal The Cost Of Wisdom?

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 11, 2016
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You must be a stupid bitch/bastard. You keep to yourself. It’s not you who saves the day. Must be some damn elf. No one needs […]

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Crowd Comeuppance

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 25, 2016
  • 0 comments

Jesus you don’t know. How far I go To make this show Of not knowing. I nod. I look away. I appear to be hearing […]

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Sometimes Only The Phone Was Listening To Him

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 14, 2016
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Aha, they know. Because they go. Where and when you go. Doan fret doh buddy but Yes, they know… Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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acceptence Ancient History

But Not In Fronta Muh Face

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 7, 2016
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You’ve got your rules. I have mine and Where they twain Is mighty fine But fine ain’t fine Enough for time To bind these interactions. […]

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acceptence Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

He Came Out Swangin’

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 1, 2015
  • 0 comments

You, you got that swagger. That confidence and strength. You, you go the distance. To any goddamn length. You get shit done. And you have […]

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acceptence Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Dude Always, Always Thought Hawthorne Was Watching.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 23, 2015
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WHAT YOU FUCKING LOOKING AT! Like looking does something… Hey, LOOK OVER THERE! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Riders From Noddingham

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 26, 2015
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How does one know that they’ve fallen asleep? When they wake up. If they do… Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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acceptence Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Wayne And Walter, You’re Still Dead.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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Walter, cancer got you. Wayne, a fucking shotgun. You two guys were both funny growing up. Now both you fucks are dead. I, thank fuck, […]

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acceptence Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Respect De Love Cake. Make ’em. Shake ’em. Bake ’em.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2015
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Many folks know responsible. They are responsible but not for missus pissy pants, jesus, what is it with people? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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She Didn’t Know What Was Best For Herself And She Wanted The Same For Him

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 21, 2015
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Most folks know better. They see a monkey doing and they see it doing it wrong. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Visit Yer Past But Do Not Stay There

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 20, 2015
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Most folks reminisce. They shoulda oughta done this, said that and not gone with the flow on account of the drain man, down the drain. […]

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Fourth World Mosquitos Love Fourth World Blood

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 14, 2015
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Most folks are born accidently. They didn’t choose their birth location, family or sex but post accident is their fault. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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I Know I’m Just Imagining But What An Imagination!

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 13, 2015
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Most folks have to work. They don’t get to, they have to which, right there is misdirection. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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When Yer Human Friends Are Animals

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 13, 2015
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I love you killer. Not because you kill. But because you don’t. Kill me Ivan. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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acceptence Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Good Friends Will Not Be Kept. Keep Up!

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 10, 2015
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You can do more. You know it! A few moments, a friggin’ lifetime, Stretch it out now. Stretch it out. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Be Convinced Yer Wrong

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 10, 2015
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Most folks have patterns. They say the same words in sneakily new ways then are stumped when the same shit wagon appears. Thank you, friend. […]

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acceptence Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

When Shit Knows Yer Headed South It Piles On Piles On Piles On

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 9, 2015
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When ya make a mistake, Say Oh lawd’s sake! Do a double take. Maybe check yer wake. Miss yer next mistake. Do a double take. […]

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Oh When The Saints, Come Stragglin’ In.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 9, 2015
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Most folks know about judgement. They stand in it all day every day even though they can’t stand anyone standing in theirs. Thank you, friend. […]

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Love Gives You One Chance Over And Over

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 4, 2015
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Most folks know about regret. They wish they would have said this or done that yet next time it’s the same. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Big Mouth Plus Little Eye Equals Bigger’n You Can Chew Bites

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 2, 2015
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Many folks get sidetracked. They imagine that they are on the mainline but back a ways was a switch. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Learn Yerself

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 27, 2015
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A mirror. Look in it. Squeeze out what ain’t you. Thank you, friend . Barry out.

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You Speak Through A Mouth Plumb Full Of Shit But You Are Filled With Squat

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 19, 2015
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Most folks are big talkers. They say this and say that but do nada. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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The Jaws Of Hell Are Clearly Marked. No Guide Is Required.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 11, 2015
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Most folks have a worst enemy. They allow that ne’er do well full access to their pantry where the beggar cooks up schemes so wild […]

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Through His New Eyes Dude Saw Bitter

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 3, 2015
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Most folks are lamebrains. They usually don’t notice their lamebrainness though on account of being surrounded by cripples. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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When People Lose Their Mind They Can Still Talk Out Their Ass

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 1, 2015
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Most folks face challenges. They face them then look for a way around them on account of who, in their right frame of mind, gives […]

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These Tools Pointed Directly To The Shadow, Not The Shadow Caster.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 26, 2015
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Most folks know what was. They have way less info on what is or could be. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Way. Shit Is A Certain Way. Way.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 24, 2015
  • 0 comments

Most folks get disappointed. They wanted. They wanted and forgot that shit don’t care one iota what they want. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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