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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Dynamic Activation

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 27, 2025
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Buddy knew shit could hit a fan. There could be a first and an also ran. You could get a skid mark you didn’t plan. […]

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The Tip Of The Spear Isn’t More Of The Same

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 31, 2025
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Buddy knew shit could change real fast. Faster than a speeding bullet. Even if it missed it’s target. Or did it hit? Is it a […]

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Son Of A Bitch Won

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 16, 2024
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This year, some bad shit happened… My 40 yr old son Bryce, died. 25 yrs ago my 19 yr old Nadine died. Hardrive crashed losing […]

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For A Scene To Be Caused

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 26, 2024
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Buddy knew well Who was at the helm. It sure wasn’t him, and if was, Oh well… What’s a cat to do With nine extra […]

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Shit Eaters

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 19, 2021
  • 1 comment

Maybe you live More than once. Maybe you died Thanks to cunts Taking your life Against your will. Maybe you’ll come back Many times still […]

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The Second Death Of Mama

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 16, 2021
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Mom you die And die and die. No one knows how much you die. Life, you question even why. Why life must be dying. You […]

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The Unbelievable Life

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 24, 2020
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You got Nixon, Dick. On your back. Got a whole facade. Full of cracks. Got a nod from the top. We don’t talk. Bout that […]

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The Gates

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 27, 2019
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Drawbridge up or drawbridge down. Bastards rail and roam around. They turn right side upside down. Take all happy from a clown. Set upon fire […]

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The Copy Cats Are Coming

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 7, 2019
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You are you. You know that’s true. But you can be you Without you too. You can leave a sign. A note. A text. You […]

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The Hill Ain’t Comin’ Outa Billy

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 3, 2019
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People came from far and wide. Wondered just how more ain’t collide. Some not born afore they died. Two little souls on board. Take them […]

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The Living Truth

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 2, 2019
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He saw it move. It was alive! He saw it thrash and swoop and dive. It squirmed and moaned. It hid and groaned. Survived disowning. […]

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Turnabout

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 30, 2019
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There were no U-turns. No one eighties. You hafta go straight Or to Haid dees. Off your knees. No more please. Killin with ease. Just […]

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Down Is Okay If You’re Headed Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 19, 2019
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You shat your pants or Somebody did and No one’s laughing To hide that fib Just report it in the morning. Breakfast time. Don’t fuss […]

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No Shit Sherlock

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 13, 2018
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Wiss out De Edge Put this in the back of your mind. If you have one… Not a mind but a front or back. Up […]

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No, THIS Dream Is Real!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 11, 2018
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Parallel puddles all got seas. Parallel puddles in degrees. Humans looking out. Out there, please. But their neighbors live beside them. Just over the hill. […]

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I’m Only Guessing On The Power Pole

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 21, 2017
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You got this power.  Got this pole. Got no line. No breaker so… Power hum. Nobody know.

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There’s A Sin-chronicity and Synchronicity

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 15, 2017
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  You call it what you will. It is happening still. You can’t avoid it. Can’t destroy it. Should enjoy it but Sadly, you avert […]

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They Say Don’t Go. On Wolverton Mountain.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 25, 2017
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Micro macro. All a way down. How it is now is how it is found. This here’s a drama, unfolding ya? Another in the can […]

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Indicators

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 23, 2017
  • 2 comments

Will you open up your fucking eyes to see? Or will you wallow in those things that set you free? Cause you don’t want my […]

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Their Purpose Was To Forget About Purpose

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 27, 2016
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There’s an underlying structure to structure. Like the pillars under a bridge. The structure can’t be seen Cause there’s nothing in between Til you pass […]

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You Think I Do This For Me?!

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 18, 2016
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He hadda giva guy shit. Hadda lean on him a bit. So the beggar wouldn’t quit. Bet he didn’t know it. Buddy didn’t do it […]

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Waves By You

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 29, 2016
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If entropy exists and yet the world turns, Is the world now slowing down? Is it the world or me who sets this pace? Is […]

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T’was A Virtual, Virtual, Virtual Reality.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 21, 2016
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She snapped an image of him Taking a picture. Of a photo with his too Smart phone. They were snap, taking, holding realities In dimensions […]

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Yes He Still Works For The Aliens At Night

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 28, 2016
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Could not sleep. Got these peepers that won’t keep Closed cause someone wants them open. Even if he’s hoping that by morning He’ll be coping. […]

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That Kind Of Nerve

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 20, 2016
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Don’t fucken, don’t look at me. Don’t fucken, don’t you see? I bin, I bin fucked over. So doan thinka fucken with me. Doan lak […]

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Old Fuckers Make Bad Jokes

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 20, 2016
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No one laughs. There’s this place between real angry and It’s cracks. Them cracks is big. Too big to see. That’s how they swallow up […]

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The Machines Weren’t Talking

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 19, 2016
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Mister Compressor, what you say? Mister Grinder wants to play? He wants to tear across my leg? He wants me howlin OH MAN, FRIG!? He […]

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There’s A Back End To The Funeral Business

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 13, 2016
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Whatcha workin’ on these days? Old Bill asked old Tom. Got that widder there from main street This afternoon to embalm. And how’s the lineup […]

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The Woman Who Invented Love

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 9, 2016
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She said we need another god to bow down to. One who can work over distance. We need a god that will hurl bouquets of […]

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If You Don’t Know Same Shit Different Pile, You Just Don’t Know Shit.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 24, 2016
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Dude wished to wake up different. Better than his stupid old self. But he had so little to work with. Most of him still on […]

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