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Critical Thinking

If It Wasn’t All Lies

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 31, 2024
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Buddy’s sniffer didn’t work good But he snarffed some’n bad In his neighborhood. Shiny as shit It looked alright. But oh, the smell of death […]

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Critical Thinking

On With The Show, This Is IT!

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 16, 2022
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Buddy woke up Sitting in his chair. Well, it wasn’t his chair but he was there. There in a chair in a room so bare […]

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Critical Thinking

Please Bro Don’t B Rate Me!

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 5, 2021
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The beast had a number. And the beast had his. He wondered ’bout his number And what his number is. The beast would never tell […]

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Critical Thinking

When God Stopped Working And It Didn’t Get Hot

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 5, 2020
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The hands had risen Or stayed down by each side. And two great nations from The same side collide. Smitten by minds which Had been […]

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Critical Thinking

Your Smile. Please Send It.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 19, 2020
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Critical Thinking

You’ll Be Backwards Going

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 3, 2019
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You popped right and shit yourself. And you cried like a baby. You slept all day like a sucky tit. You were a rukus and […]

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Critical Thinking

Bribes Work Because The Bribed Won’t

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 3, 2018
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Ain’t no sum-in fer nuthin’. Even nothin’ coss sum-in If ya gotta pick it up. Or point it out. No, that ain’t free. Takes energy. […]

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Critical Thinking

The Mind Comes From Yang. A.I. Comes From Yin.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 19, 2018
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Ats why A.I. will never be conscious. But it’ll come dang close doh!

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Critical Thinking Dey Funny

A Rising Tide Sinks Many Ships

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 19, 2017
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  The barnacles, Bill. The barnacles will Carve us a hole. A hole that will Hit us in our gullets and Our gullets will bend […]

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Critical Thinking

Don’t Count Yer Downfalls Before They’ve Fallen

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 22, 2017
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He set the table for no one to eat. They were everyone gonna get beat At cards. He made the rules which was only no […]

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Critical Thinking

Rehabilitation Complete

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 20, 2016
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Sumbitch was a model prisoner. He ain’t take nor make no shit. Added two and two and try as he do, Could never get five […]

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Ancient History Critical Thinking

You Wouldn’t Believe How Much Free Is Costing Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 2, 2016
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Could’ja give me something mister? This shit was never said. The thought of getting without giving Never entered any head. But then one day was […]

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Critical Thinking It's All About Contrast

Serious Gaming

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 4, 2016
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See it. See it. See the Seestem. See it’s bottom. See it’s top. See where it begins. And stops. See? You’re outside now. Where you […]

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Courage Critical Thinking

How Assholes Cope

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 17, 2016
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Jesus Christ people are stupid. They’re stupid and ignorant And ignorant of being stupid And oh how that works for the assholes! They glare at […]

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Critical Thinking fair warning

Fucking Rights Werewolves Exist!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 2, 2016
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He licked his chops. Then her chops. Then his. Motherfucker can lick my balls. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Critical Thinking Response Able

This Wee Thing You Lift

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 17, 2016
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Can’t be yourself you say. Not there now anyway. Tell me who paved the way To this destination? Oh no, it couldn’t be you! That […]

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Critical Thinking Dense Is A Human Forrest

Mostly What He Brought Out Was Their Dead

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 17, 2016
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Makin’ or breakin’? Was what he’d ask and Dude really wanted to Collapse his blast because He wasn’t makin’ And only takin and Takin without Makin’ […]

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Blessings Of The Ages Critical Thinking

The Cost Of Wisdom Is Utter Stupidity

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 14, 2016
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Maybe you were born smart. Smarten up, you never heard. Maybe born with your mistakes made. Maybe never a discouraging word. Or maybe you were […]

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Critical Thinking

Jesus Christ! He Had Lionel’s Genes!

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 11, 2016
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Wear your loafers sole side down. Plant your feet in hallowed ground. Scream through the ages Without sound. Watch the originator will be found, Not […]

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Critical Thinking Dense Is A Human Forrest

The Real World Isn’t

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 9, 2016
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A wretched life is waiting for you. Full of skinned knees and Holy shoes. Full of that’s stupid and So are you. Full of big […]

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Critical Thinking

Proud To Be No Go Joe

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 8, 2016
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Dude wasn’t moving. Don’t you cross his mind. You will ignite a shit storm pal. One you can’t unwind. Mister Still Undefined. The neighbors say […]

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Courage Critical Thinking

Replace Habits With See Stems

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 28, 2016
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You didn’t do it. It wasn’t you. You were asleep, ya? Couldna been you! You’re not like that. That ain’t how you think. That would […]

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Critical Thinking

It Wasn’t A Circle Of Life, It Was A Goddamn C!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 24, 2016
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Sweet Jesus living is good The second time around. When you’re not immersed in the good fight Calmly sitting down. Caress today’s plucked grapes. Imagine […]

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Critical Thinking Madness Is In The Food

The SonofaPupster Bust His Soul Wide Open!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 17, 2016
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Oh you’re waiting to see me are you? Well, look here, look here and here. And if you find me, let me know. I wonder […]

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Critical Thinking Dense Is A Human Forrest

Contents Not As Described

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2016
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The closest they Is a long way away From the furthest far away you. At the edge you see them Waving like they know you […]

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Ancient History Critical Thinking

My Lord One Of Him Was Crazy

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 19, 2016
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When I’m me I sometimes feel stupid. Not for me but another me. The me that gets drunk and spills our beans. Same as every […]

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Critical Thinking Long Term Thinking

With The Mights He Shared His Body

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 18, 2016
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Maybe tomorrow no carnivore. Maybe later take a break. Maybe someone never notice the Promises they break. Or the toll that it takes. The shit […]

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Critical Thinking fair warning

Livin’ At Inn Considerate

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 14, 2016
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You move your lips. You offer tips. Off-handed quips. But I know this, Advice does piss You off. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

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Boredom Sucks Critical Thinking

Lawdy Open Up Dem Good Luck Taps

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 13, 2016
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This road he hoed. Knowed where it goed. Like he’d been told A thousand times. Be a good boy, boy. Like chips ahoy! Be careful […]

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Critical Thinking Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

The Really Good Days Added Eight Percent. Without ‘Em, Ninety-eight.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 4, 2016
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Ninety-eight percent of Three-sixty-five leaves A whole damn week A year to shit down Someone’s neck and Walk around with a frown. For the other […]

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