Category: Dey Funny

Or get smacked if we don’t.

When the mind caved in We couldn’t get out. There was no out, we were in. Out quickly faded and inners now jaded Bade imagining […]

Dear sister and brother. I’d like to break this to the family on my own terms and at my own timeframe but I have a […]

You might keep your fat mouth shut. When they punch you in the the gut. Bite your tongue no matter what They stick your head […]

Magic works because slight jerks Make for empty hands Bird filled cans He dead pans… The audience For anyone paying attention. Don’t think he would […]

What matters is your color. The pigment of your skin. Your intent, the place, the time of life. Matters not pal, it’s your skin. You’re […]

A thousand goose stepping people. All goose stepping as one. One goose stepper stepping out Of time… Lookit that son-of-a-gun! What is he thinking?! Izzie […]

Nobody gonna pay a dollar for No goddamn greeting card! Ain’t gonna give up hard earned dough For anything so retarded! Never gonna pay no […]

Maybe a feeding frenzy with Objectors plenty who Could not share and Would not dare stop their Howling near the Carcass where the Hubbub now […]

Been down this road so many ways. Hope for tomorrow, sad yesterdays. Fretting, angry, why me lord? Letting go, sometimes just bored. Waiting for a […]

Tomato prices went through the roof. Causa evil marijuana. Liquor sales nearly went poof! Causa evil marijuana. You hada look harder for a bar fight. […]

Ima write this story with No swear words. No saying f*ck. No saying duck. No saying asterisk. No saying pr*ick. (whoops) No saying sh*t and […]

He gripped them gently. Drove not Bently. Oh, so friendly! Then the bastard lied to their face. Bastard did this sans disgrace! He could do […]

They started with three rings. Twirling, burning things. They had elephants walking like people! They gave a lady a whip. Made her nearly strip. Surrounded […]

If you wear a pointy hat You’re a witch. A pointy hat and Roman nose You’re a witch. A broom that doesn’t sweep. A cauldron […]

An invention to Make tension and They don’t mention At the convention That this love-in Has been shovin’ people Off the friggin edge! There’s a […]

  How you manage such cynicism in your voice! Ya, you sound noice when We’ve got no choice We got to listen to your apology. […]

  Someone ain’t eating out tonight. Or driving, right? Peed off? Quite! Their damn doors are app-ed up tight. Cards ona phone now outa sight. […]

  So I didn’t answer you at the drop of a hat and Now you’re down, but not for that and You’ll reply with some […]