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Everybody Git One Day

When Living Apart From Your Body

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 5, 2025
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Buddy was a baby Like everyone else. And Buddy, as a baby Hollars and yells. He’s under baby spells. Ain’t no one speaking baby Cause, […]

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Rowing With The Punches

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 13, 2025
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Buddy knew plenty ’bout motivation. Knew most motivation is on vacation. Tourist’s pay then they’re led astray. Gotta get ’em offa plantation. Playin’ with ’em […]

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It’s Trump To A Tee

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 10, 2024
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Buddy knew shit was Piled high and deep And just because you’re higher ground That shit ain’t going to keep The horsdz who dare to […]

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The Problem Particle Wave

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 13, 2024
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Buddy knew well that Shit piles up. Fills your cup. ‘Til you’ve had enough. Until you suck. Suck at solving problems. One, you can do. […]

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You Made Me Coffee And Cry

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 9, 2024
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Buddy knew the bitch Had his back For biting. And, boy, that bitch could fight! Mourning, noon or right. Unglued was a state She ran […]

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Every Assumption Is Wrong

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 22, 2024
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Buddy held a spot At two fifty six. Two fifty seven was an ass. Two fifty five had plenty of style But nothing even close […]

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The Lord Doesn’t Hate A Coward But She Does Not Love Them Either

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 18, 2023
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Buddy lived far outside his comfort zone. And he was prone To freezing up or buffeting. Couldn’t say the thing Words all went miss zing […]

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The Senior Years

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 17, 2023
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Tissues and holy socks. Stories filled with hard knocks. Broken synapses, memory blocks. Whom did what with my keys? We can’t do as we please. […]

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If You Choose To Be Scalped

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 29, 2023
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Buddy was certain he was right. And it doesn’t take all damn night. To acknowledge that right isn’t right. All the damn time. In fact, […]

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They Can’t Catch You Unless You Let Go

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 13, 2023
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He’d been hanging on his trapeze For so damn long, The sky and the earth Were both long gone. Sure, he saw the uprights That […]

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You Are Here

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 8, 2023
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Think of a name you’ll remember. Sound that name loud and as clear As the bell that brings hearers To the stop respite fears. Now… […]

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You’ve Got To Go Bad To Send Bad Vibes

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 28, 2023
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You hate somebody. Or you hate some thing. Like a rock radio station only beams rock music, hate must be created by a hateful projector. […]

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On The Tracks Of A Train Called “You R Fucked”

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 24, 2022
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It was hard, so hard… And it was all uphill. Never any grub to eat They just brought the bill. Complain? What’s that? And how […]

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When Worry River Rises

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 14, 2022
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They were right down there in the water. Bright clothed like they oughta Want to be rescued But no, it’s fuck you. You old fuck […]

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You Got To

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 14, 2022
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Say what you have to. Even if you don’t like it. Say what you have to Even if they could give a shit. Get it […]

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No Baby, No Babies.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 14, 2022
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An end to coincidence. No synchronicity. No chance to meet each other. No movies they could see. No fancy restaurant dinners. No late night toasts […]

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One Light Year North

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 1, 2022
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Watch your speed, he said. Though in me, dread. I asked not where we went. All curiosity spent. I watched, in horror. The closer we […]

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Yes, We Are In Heaven But We Just Work Here.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 8, 2021
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There’s Iraq and a hard place. They face The hard race To that place Called heaven. Forgiven, They try, like us, to get in. But […]

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The Day Mom Died

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 7, 2021
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Mom didn’t die The day she died. She ate a pill Said open wide. Then her good life And death collided. They didn’t know they […]

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Life Ain’t Big

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 11, 2020
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A spark. A flash. A cymbal smash. A slug that turns your lights off. That shot that knocks your block off. You were just so […]

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God Save The Angry

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 6, 2020
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SNAP! Went the lady. Who weren’t no lady at all. That bitch would scratch your eyes out. Kick your feet out as you fall. Then […]

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Hillbillies And Halfwits

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 28, 2020
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Nobody took you to the cleaners. You went by yo’ seff. Zero percent. Givin’ money away. You just step off de shelf? It’s deep out […]

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They Just Stared At The Likely Infected Old Guy

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 3, 2020
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It was one early, February covid day when I broke my usual silence. I was qued up with a gaggle of fellow gasoline serfs in […]

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You’ve Been Changing Places In The Same Damn Spot

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 16, 2019
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Sideways uses the second dimension. Did you know there is a third? You are not the same damn you each day You’re not, or haven’t […]

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When Alcohol’s Not To Blame

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 8, 2019
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God damn whiskey! Bastard beer! Shit head vodka! Christmas cheer?! Sorry I’m drunk now. Shouldn’t be here. Goddamn whiskey! Bastard beer! Don’t leave me Lucifer. […]

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You Have ONE Shot At Success. EVERY Day.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 25, 2019
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Pretend you’re not some loser. Maybe you’re no dumb fuck. How ’bout the world is not your oyster? What if it runs on luck? Say […]

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He Spoke In Cycles

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 10, 2019
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Dude pointed out And there was no doubt It was the same shit, Different day. There was just no effing way. This could be the […]

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You Can Jump How Many Stairs?

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 1, 2019
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Look through any window. Window in this basement. Notice every footprint. You can see where they went. Peer now through this window. Into living, kitchens, […]

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Life: Go Slow. There Are Curves Ahead

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 1, 2019
  • 1 comment

Shit happens all the time. That’s the job of shit. You get a little out of line Life will see to it That your comeuppance […]

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Ya You Know Me Karma

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 20, 2018
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He said there’s only so much internet. And you’re taking up alot. We replied the only internet we used Is the internet we bought. We […]

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