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Uh, Don’t Take Life Personal

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  • March 16, 2025
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Buddy knew there was no damn way To have everybody join hands and say Boy, that Buddy… he’s okay! Nope, cause half wishes Buddy ill. […]

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When Lucifer Leaves You Alone

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  • December 15, 2024
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Buddy knew spirits are real. He could feel His own slip away. He said, okay… If a spirit can leave Then I believe I can […]

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Wash Your Mouth With Patience

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  • September 5, 2024
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Buddy knew his feet Could easily fill his mouth. He knew he shat the proverbial bed And what that shat was about. About his lack […]

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Shunning

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  • January 17, 2024
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Bitch killed my son and Before I’m done, she will Wish they never met. She will very soon regret That she fucked around and Let […]

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Lefty

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  • December 8, 2023
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A good guy crashed On the road today. A bill came due and He did pay With a big chunk of life That left his […]

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The Grater Fool

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 26, 2023
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Fingernails on a blackboard. A squeak that won’t stop squeaking. A stuck zipper, a tire gone flat. A roof that won’t stop leaking. A can […]

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A Dog’s Hind Leg Is Not Crooked

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  • July 20, 2023
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Assumed, it was, that all was great. Sad though great was mostly fake. We were croissants Waiting to bake As faked we were Those rolls […]

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He Pulled For The Underdog And The Underdogs Pulled Him Under

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  • April 27, 2023
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T’was a hell of sight when All his might All he had, it could not save him. Oh sure, the boy could swim. But he […]

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Mister De-escalator

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  • August 10, 2022
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You have a way of screwing things up. You are a bettor out of luck. You wear boots filled with muck. You are the muck […]

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A Real Bad Case Of Alone Sickness

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  • March 15, 2022
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He hollered LEAVE ME BE! There was no one to see Who or what was bugging him. It wasn’t out buggery. More inner thuggery. Thoughts […]

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For Real

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  • February 25, 2022
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Information highway. The meta Metaverse. All the same as the best real life. Only maybe, possibly, worse.

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And Once We Couldn’t Remember, Then They Took Our Memories.

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  • January 13, 2022
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He picked things up And put things down. He moved them here And all around. Do you think those damn things Were ever found?! No, […]

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There’s A Great Big Leak In The Engine Room

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  • December 4, 2021
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Buddy was a tall drink. A cool glass of water. But Buddy’s gums flapped a little too much. Way more than they ought to. Buddy […]

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Can You See Around Your Imagination?

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  • November 9, 2019
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She was sad and he was mad. His boss was disappointed. Her sins had been annointed. Her spouse believed her. His kids did not. They […]

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When Lucifer Hollers “Quittin’ Time!”

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  • September 15, 2019
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You had deadbeats missing deadlines. There were dead leads makin’ no finds. Talkin’ deadpan, this ‘ol red man. From his own land. He removed. He […]

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Companies CANNOT Care About You

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  • September 8, 2019
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You thought Santa existed. The Easter Bunny was real. You think that votes are all counted. Voting levels the field. You bet that they like […]

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Automaculture

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 1, 2019
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You say shit because your family says it. Look at your nose. Pointed at those Same damn walls. Same cat calls. Over same falls. Same […]

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The Balance Sheet Of Love

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  • September 24, 2018
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Love IN and Love OUT. Love IN first before Love OUT. Too much love IN, Get low love OUT. Low love left IN From too […]

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Safely Trapped

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  • April 24, 2018
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He was predictably hungry. Eating that fence. Could he get out before The baddies came hence? Eat a little hole. Just enough to get out. […]

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Lucifer In My Genes

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  • March 19, 2018
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He had a devil of time getting Into those pants. See, she was married, Living with her parents. And mom and dad had a different […]

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Bovine Skatology

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 8, 2018
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He wouldn’t say shit if His mouth was full of it and he Reeked of all purdy and nice. But fall down in front of […]

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The Damned

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  • March 5, 2018
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Do and you are fucked. Don’t and you are fucked. Hope you like being fucked… Fucked is where you live. A fuck is what you […]

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Shit’s Not Real

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  • January 10, 2018
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Do people that wear a toup. Not understand to dupe? Have their senses flown the coop? They once had hair but shoot. Now they don’t. […]

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When It’s Yer Time, It’s Yer Time.

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  • January 5, 2018
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Guy was born tall and Gill was born short. Guy on the fifth and Gil on the fourth. Guy was born to a rich family. […]

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One Shadow Weren’t Enough, The Beggar Cast Three.

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  • August 2, 2017
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He spoke from both sides his mouth. The truth he wouldn’t spit out. Yelled at his lack of clout. What’s this shit about?! He would […]

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This Day Happens But One Time Only. Don’t Press Repeat M’Kay?

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  • July 23, 2017
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The circus is not on next week and You won’t jump again like that. Maybe you might be stuck right now but You ain’t going […]

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Such An Ass You Can Be Without Trying!

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 6, 2017
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Ya grandma, you have sharp teeth! Your mind is dull and Your eyes are foggy but Grandma, you have sharp teeth! It’s a blister pack […]

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Haunted Projects

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  • July 5, 2017
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This book’s writ but Ain’t writ right. Printed words need outa sight. Editor cannot smell the plight Of an author drowning in turmoil. Barry

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The Throwers Of Quill

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 20, 2017
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Shit came out her eyes and nose. Tiny veins wrapped with pantyhose Couldn’t contain the poison, so… She hissed instead of speaking. You couldn’t help […]

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Until Death Do Ye Part Wit Problems

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 5, 2017
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Blessed be those little squeaks. Little freaks. They not weak. They will never taste defeat. Nor get beat. Down. Barry

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