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fair warning Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

What Will Your Production Do, Kiss Or Bite Your Arse?

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 20, 2015
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You makin’ waves. In deep water. You can swim Or at least you ought to. Swim to safety Far from your swell Leave the rest […]

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Rage: Cleanup On Isle Life

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 18, 2015
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You’ve got my number. Why don’t you call it? Could it be it’s not my number That you’ve got? Maybe you are run down. Or […]

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Mutiny On The Boundary

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 17, 2015
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You’ve got your limits. I have mine. And it’s my job to ensure they Never twine. They must not align. So don’t be tryin’. To […]

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It Was Twenty-Four Servings Of The Blood Of Christ So Slewfoot YOU STAY AWAY!

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 16, 2015
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You got your clear holy water. You got your red. Might be colored holy water, Might be wine. See wine fuck you up Holy water […]

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Add To Happiness! Add To Happiness! When You Can’t Find Purpose In Life.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 15, 2015
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You got this one track mind. You never seem to find It easy to unwind And that’s so unkind Maybe you be blind Cause you […]

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Cause No One Knew. Only Mama.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 2, 2015
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She said stay in your room. And be quiet. She said children should be seen And not heard. Now she’s sitting there Quietly crying. Mama […]

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Ya Well Fuck You Homeostasis

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 28, 2015
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This here’s a ball. This here’s a chain. Around his ankle. Don’t cause no pain. Least pain he feels. S’below his limen. But if he […]

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Sneak Away From Crazy

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 28, 2015
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Oh insanity, you look so good! Gee insanity, if you would… Not come this way so bloody often. You sucking me Inta my coffin! I […]

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Surrounded By Dark Energy It Was Difficult Not To Trigger It

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 15, 2015
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Keep your fat mouth shut. Let your thin mouth speak. Stay outa your way. Leave a paddle at Shit Creek. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Then Television Got With The Sofa Industry And Wore The Damn Thing Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 15, 2015
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Most folks know about paralyzed. They understand that anyone can be paralyzed by fear & shallow pools but they forget about the sad motion sickness […]

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A Nonsensical Sense Of Urgency

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2015
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Many folks drive themselves mad. They are forced to on account of few drivers know which way. Thank you, friend. Barry out

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No Tits For Tats

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2015
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There ain’t a lot ‘o reciprocation, So handle yours with care. Whatever’s left is buried deep inside It ain’t out there nowhere. So stop looking. Thank […]

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No Here And Now

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 8, 2015
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You can’t see the power but it must be paid. And you can’t see the wi-fi too. No television data, no telephone waves. All being […]

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The Tragedy Is That Tragedy Is

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 2, 2015
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You skinned both knees. Outran your ability To do as you please. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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C’mon In ‘Ol Pal. Your Time Is Done.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 1, 2015
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Most folks complain. They understand that complaining does absolutely fuck all but still they bitch. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Life Shudders Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 26, 2015
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This dimension is hard to get into. Getting out is equally tough. It’s got hang times and time lines & up lines and sidelines and […]

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These Cats Were Killers. Killing For Fun And For Him.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 26, 2015
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God save the birds! Birds can fly and turn their heads quickly. Cats sure as hell cannot. Ya they turn their heads quickly but not […]

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Spotting Political Prisoners

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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His neighbor the postman had A couple of girls Locked up in his basement for A couple of years. They weren’t political prisoners. Thank you, […]

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Silence Brang No Money

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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Most folks know about cash registers. They blink and they bleep and the mathways crippled cashier says debit or cash and you’ve got ten seconds to […]

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Artificial And Real Daydreams

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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Most folks are in a trance. They walk across hot coals and don’t get burnt but in the stock market they get burned. Thank you, […]

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Where Have All The Characters Gone?

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 21, 2015
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Most folks know about television. They watch the same actors perform the same actions and if the story be told they want what the actors […]

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She Didn’t Know What Was Best For Herself And She Wanted The Same For Him

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 21, 2015
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Most folks know better. They see a monkey doing and they see it doing it wrong. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Dopers Unite!

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 15, 2015
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Many folks know about competing. They understand that their competitor’s advantage is their disadvantage and winning ain’t attracted to the disadvantaged. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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I Know I’m Just Imagining But What An Imagination!

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 13, 2015
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Most folks have to work. They don’t get to, they have to which, right there is misdirection. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Claws = Climbing.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 13, 2015
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Many folks know about hierarchy. They understand that to the degree that others agree with hierarchy, shit is. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Faking Fitting In

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 13, 2015
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Many folks wear hairpieces. They paint their faces, color their skin and hard surfaces in their struggle to be more real. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Never Having Sex With My Wife Again Or You Hoo? What To Do Hoo?

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 11, 2015
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Genes. Women don’t have them. Not these ones. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Be Convinced Yer Wrong

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 10, 2015
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Most folks have patterns. They say the same words in sneakily new ways then are stumped when the same shit wagon appears. Thank you, friend. […]

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You Do Kaizen, Do You?

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 9, 2015
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Stopping is not possible. Nothing is not still. You dream of a space what don’t exist That place not over no hill. Thank you, friend. […]

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Look Don’t Live In The Future

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 9, 2015
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Most folks know here and now. They are about to leave here not now but in a second and in the change all systems switch […]

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