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Remember The Future

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 31, 2024
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Buddy could forget shit Right in front of him. Stroll to another room and Through an event horizon. And he’d ask Why you here son? […]

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History Bitch

Satan Takes Sides

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 10, 2023
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Oh, Satan is a scoundrel. Through and through. There ain’t no evil Satan won’t do. Satan will rip a good leg off. Toss out a […]

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History Bitch

There’s A Reason We All Called You Man

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 18, 2023
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Worms for breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. Why try hard when every sinner Gets the same damn meal. Wouldn’t you squeal For redemption? Just mention… We […]

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History Bitch

A Mute Black Daughter And Her Incestuous Ginger Brother

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 11, 2022
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Maully was a bitch of a bitch. Barged in as a kid. Made chosen seem as if It WAS her. It became her. And chosen […]

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Occupy Truck Street

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 29, 2022
  • 1 comment

The bombs were piled high. No one asked why They just slowly sauntered by Mount Destruction. But the suction… The suction of destruction was too […]

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History Bitch

History Stutters

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 14, 2022
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Jesus hada die Nine damn times. Before he got it right. Couldn’t die at breakfast. Lunch didn’t work. Jesus hada die at night. Dying like […]

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History Bitch

Canon Was His Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2021
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He went off like two dogs Playing in the moonlight. Nothing there was too bright Do you have a ticket? Will you traverse thicket? Block […]

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History Bitch

When Buddy Gets His Game On

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 15, 2021
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Don’t get so upset if mister doesn’t call. He’s got that reputation in the end it all Makes alot more sense with your back to […]

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History Bitch

The Franchises Of Prison

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 5, 2021
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A name was needed And it hadda be cool. Tat it on a million faces. Let ’em cools tool. Let ’em work. Let ’em jerk. […]

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History Bitch

Luck Favors The Repaired Man

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 21, 2020
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You may think it’s all okay. You don’t need help so stay away. You might fall down but not today. So helpers, check yourself. Cause […]

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Ungrateful

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 13, 2020
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You do everything yourself. You don’t need nobody. We don’t visit and you’re alone. Your son is bad and god he Ignores your pleas for […]

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Yera Hill Billy

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 14, 2019
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Drank his pail full every day. Boyz around him dun the same. Drankin’ to them weren’t no game. Not to drank would be so lame. […]

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Ruder And Abuser

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 15, 2018
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Holy shit Mart, ya ignent. You’re rude. You’re crude. You’re full wazooed. Shoulda bin tatooed. Get a big middle finger on ya forehead. Sayin’ back […]

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History Bitch

When Admiration Goes

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 8, 2018
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Something worth emulating. Something so right. Something so worthy It’s outa sight. To the average Joe. And the Joe’s below Joe. Ain’t much chance For […]

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History Bitch

Rewriting Yesterday

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 15, 2018
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At times he was an asshole. At others a great guy. No one thought to wonder How this was or why. Was he really just […]

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History Bitch

Swirlin’, Swirlin’, Into The Bowl Of Poop.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 5, 2018
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Dem plants, dey grow from Da side not facin’ Da light. Dey stretch away from Da endless night. No one to tell dem Dey just […]

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You Have No Idea What You Don’t Care About

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 12, 2018
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  Who gives a shit about baby turtles? Stupid little shells litter the beach… Who gives two shits about a wee bitta graft? And all […]

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Where Money Goes To Disappear

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 5, 2018
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You say you want something for nothing. Get paid just sat in your chair. You want to make a million dollars By noon in your […]

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History Bitch

Okay But

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 20, 2018
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She wasn’t his wife. This wasn’t his car. That wasn’t real money Cleared the tab at the bar. Didn’t get his number. No, she got […]

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Circumstances. They Change.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 12, 2018
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See this ditch It’s beside the road. Here you’re headed like You’ve been told cause You do shit everyday The same. You keep score but […]

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History Bitch

When You Know You Don’t Know, You’ll Know.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 26, 2017
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Bawled when he came in. Kickin’ anda screamin’. Felt if this was real then he Hoped he was dreamin’. Pain one day was voluntary. He […]

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History Bitch

They Broke My Fingers And Then My Thumbs

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 13, 2017
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Sign language one oh one. Cain’t see the signing when there Ain’t no sun. Wait til the night The night is done. Then signal by […]

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Jesus I Don’t Want To Be A Fucking Retard

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 1, 2017
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No offense, he said, but you stink! And I don’t like how you think! You wear skin that’s brown, it ain’t pink. Your koolaid’s bad, […]

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Mister Brown’s Shadow

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 24, 2017
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There’s a dent in the earth Wherever we walk and the Silence only breaks when Somebody talks and our mother Might warn us that slippery […]

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History Bitch

His Majesties Freedom

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 8, 2017
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I ain’t ever asked the king for shit. The king, he gave me lots. And every time the king, he want to smile. I wonder […]

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Such An Ass You Can Be Without Trying!

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 6, 2017
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Ya grandma, you have sharp teeth! Your mind is dull and Your eyes are foggy but Grandma, you have sharp teeth! It’s a blister pack […]

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Assholes Annonymous History Bitch

Good Only Works If Shit Gets Bad

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 30, 2017
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Fuck it! I’m done! I can’t take no mo’. This shit train’s pulling into the station. I’ve had it! I’m through! This bastard’s fed up. […]

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Dey Funny History Bitch

Stand In This Line If You Want Shit To Fall On You

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 25, 2017
  • 1 comment

You are better than me, man. Pitty me, I just can’t Grasp reality. Not like you. You’ll just do What I can’t seem to… Barry

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fair warning History Bitch

Until Death Do Ye Part Wit Problems

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 5, 2017
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Blessed be those little squeaks. Little freaks. They not weak. They will never taste defeat. Nor get beat. Down. Barry

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History Bitch

It’s A Bounce Then, Not A Crash.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 5, 2017
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  Ricochet? You don’t say… Just a tap and walk away. Make the gap toward Norse Frey. Enter they not injured, nay. Shaken, they awake. […]

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