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Category: Livin’ In The State Of Scared

Livin' In The State Of Scared

Eye Contact With A Shark

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 30, 2025
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Buddy know people sleep with the fishes. When they do the wrong person wrong. Begging, pleading, they don’t work The time for words is gone. […]

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Livin' In The State Of Scared

Psychopaths Are In Control And Idiots Run The Show

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 6, 2023
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Topsy Turvey is a town near you and maybe a town you live in. People there are not just square, they’re male and not male, […]

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Livin' In The State Of Scared

They Do

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 9, 2022
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They can drop the water From the sky. They can dry a teardrop from your eye. They can burn you out. They can make you […]

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Livin' In The State Of Scared

There’s A Very Good Chance There’s None

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 3, 2022
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There was rigging in the game. What? You didn’t see it?! It is not the friggin same. You didn’t hear the lie flip? They’re playing […]

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Livin' In The State Of Scared

The Knew Normal

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2021
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Ten damned children Playing in the park. Know they are damned Cause it’s so close to dark! But there are the damned Living like a […]

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Livin' In The State Of Scared

Happy Times At The Hurtin’ Parade

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 25, 2021
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No pain killers. No Phyllis Dillers. No wish you wellers. Only urban dwellers. Who felt like hellers. They had their druthers. Sisters and brothers. None […]

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Livin' In The State Of Scared

Dreaming At Nightmare Ridge

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 4, 2021
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Oh, they started so early. Demanding and standing Ground, with no ground To stand on. Flailing about with all of that clout Chopping off most […]

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When You Go Into The Woods Today

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2020
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You better go alone. And if you don’t go to the woods today Maybe you’ll stay at home. You better stay at home. Better you […]

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Livin' In The State Of Scared

Y’Ain’t

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2019
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You don’t know how good you have it. Y’Ain’t bin swore at. Hair pulled. Arm bent. Threatened. Y’Ain’t bin punched. Y’Ain’t bin slapped. Y’Ain’t bin […]

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The Fear Man

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 28, 2017
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The NSA is watching me. Po po on my tail. Minister warns about Lucifer Says Jesus don’t do bail. Neighborhood watch is watching me. Tax […]

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When Everyone Is Your Enemy

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 21, 2017
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You’re a witch, man! You’re a witch! You’re a bitch, man! You’re a bitch! You black! On crack! You lack The funds For even this […]

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Livin' In The State Of Scared

Cancer They Could See In His Goddamn Shit But Suicide They Could Not See

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 26, 2017
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Jesus, let me not fuck up Quite so much today. Jesus can you give give me life And in your special way Can you steal […]

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Captain Fear Was In The Lock Biz

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 17, 2017
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  Lawyers, we need ’em. Don’t you fret. And when sumbitch won’t pay his bet then Get one on the horn and In a minute […]

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Livin' In The State Of Scared Long Term Thinking

Economics For De Asshole

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 3, 2017
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  Get this through your thick skull! People want to be paid more to do less. Not just your son… They want to be paid […]

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Though They Never Ever Met Him, They Believed What They Were Told About Satan.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 26, 2016
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He exorcised a lot. Slammin’ doors in Lucifer’s face. And it didn’t seem to matter what door he shut, Slewfoot enter at another place. He […]

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Fuh Fuh Failure Awaits You

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 24, 2016
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You can’t do this. Yes… you can’t. Try as you may (And you may try) You can’t do it. Wanna know why? ‘Cause you are […]

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They Fought For Fighting

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 23, 2016
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It ain’t about a dollar. The old man said. It’s oneupmanship and Parta that’s dead. You can’t turn your back onna Half killed guy ’cause […]

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The People Around Me Think My Work is Workless

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 3, 2016
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Okay I didn’t show up for work today. It got drunk where I was livin at. I wanted to be there but Care as I […]

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Courage Livin' In The State Of Scared

Why Use A Bolt Of Lightnin’ When A Big ‘Ol Boat Will Do?

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 2, 2016
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Something doesn’t like too many pieces Playing on the same board game. Too many Playas on the old Itanic, Dog paddle inna tux look lame. […]

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Taming Tommy

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 6, 2016
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The threat’s in here. Just up ahead. Or maybe it’s over our Goddamn head. Like I said… LOOKOUT! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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