Skip to content
Crossing The Line by Barry Williams
Pretend you went insane and could type. Welcome!
  • Non Fiction Podcasts
  • Free Non Fiction Ebooks
  • Owners Manual
  • #41500 (no title)
  • Contact Me
Shuffle
  • Non Fiction Podcasts
  • Free Non Fiction Ebooks
  • Owners Manual
  • #41500 (no title)
  • Contact Me

Category: Operating Systems

Operating Systems Shitty Ain't How It Always Is

He Wasn’t Emoting, He Was Moting. Building Himself A Big ‘Ol Moat.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 21, 2015
  • 0 comments

Ya hide. From everyone and you. It’s gonna hafta do. You’ve learned it through and through. But if it’s what you’ve gotta do, Maybe try […]

Leave a Comment on He Wasn’t Emoting, He Was Moting. Building Himself A Big ‘Ol Moat.
Boredom Sucks Operating Systems

Unconditional Wow

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 20, 2015
  • 0 comments

Shit doesn’t matter. Choose either slit it’s fine. You’re a particle you waver You’re making up this time. Make a bunchofit if you want. Thank […]

Leave a Comment on Unconditional Wow
Biological Tools Operating Systems

Don’t Start Using My Love For You To Make Yerself Feel Good

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 17, 2015
  • 0 comments

You’re on your own. Dammit you’ve known. You cannot hone Your skills alone You need this clone To come un doan. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

Leave a Comment on Don’t Start Using My Love For You To Make Yerself Feel Good
Operating Systems

Lacking In Vitamin B Shut Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
  • 0 comments

Many folks should be singers. They can’t sing though so they talk in circles and chant the chorus, the chorus. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Leave a Comment on Lacking In Vitamin B Shut Up
Ancient History Operating Systems

Cappy Jumping Overboard Is A Sign To Abandon Ship

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 12, 2015
  • 0 comments

Someone knows something first. They keep it to themselves. Don’t wanna scare the tiny tykes, Disturb the little elves. Cause elves can’t handle scary stuff, […]

Leave a Comment on Cappy Jumping Overboard Is A Sign To Abandon Ship
Awareness Operating Systems

Evil Will Not Stay In

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 9, 2015
  • 0 comments

Most folks want comeuppance. They want there to be a god of fair and they wish the god of fair good timing like good! suck […]

Leave a Comment on Evil Will Not Stay In
Operating Systems

When Assholes Reveal Themselves, Treat Them, Treat Them, Treat Them!

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 22, 2015
  • 0 comments

Most folks appreciate clean. They understand that clean shouts many things which are heard but never spoken. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Leave a Comment on When Assholes Reveal Themselves, Treat Them, Treat Them, Treat Them!
Operating Systems

Health Over Finance Every Day

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 18, 2015
  • 0 comments

Most folks are alive. They are not knowingly teetering on the very brink of disaster even tho’ they are. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Leave a Comment on Health Over Finance Every Day
Operating Systems

Of Course Voting Works But For Whom And How Come?

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 14, 2015
  • 0 comments

Most folks shave. They strip their hide of natural fur on account of hair having a time and a place. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Leave a Comment on Of Course Voting Works But For Whom And How Come?
Operating Systems

Only Right Now

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 9, 2015
  • 0 comments

Most folks want to be right. They feel better when they are right even if their right is absofuckinglutely wrong. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Leave a Comment on Only Right Now
Operating Systems

Crazy Things Were Said But Not Remembered

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 31, 2015
  • 0 comments

Most folks are being tricked. They are being tricked by their own brain which is filtering way more out than it leaves in. Thank you, […]

Leave a Comment on Crazy Things Were Said But Not Remembered
Operating Systems

You Rent

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 26, 2015
  • 0 comments

Many folks know about ownership. They understand that ownership means not paying for anything once it is owned and they’re wise enough to understand that […]

Leave a Comment on You Rent
Critical Thinking Operating Systems

Easily Read Twenty Four Books a Year Using This Toilet Training Technique

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 21, 2010
  • 23 comments

You still have to pull your pants down Lets say you go to the bathroom. And like most other full of crap folks, you squeeze […]

23 Comments on Easily Read Twenty Four Books a Year Using This Toilet Training Technique
Critical Thinking Operating Systems Personal Improvement

Amusement Parks & Greeting Cards Are Emotional Vampires

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 3, 2010
  • 17 comments

When was the last time you were really afraid? And by afraid I mean OOGA-BOOGA afraid, not just your run of the mill high anxiety, […]

17 Comments on Amusement Parks & Greeting Cards Are Emotional Vampires
Confidence Courage Operating Systems

My Secret Blog Idea Plan – How To Appear Extweemly, Extweemly Intelligent

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 28, 2010
  • 133 comments

Original ideas are a dime a dozen. Here is my formula for faking new perspectives: I think of something: for example (cars) and ask my […]

133 Comments on My Secret Blog Idea Plan – How To Appear Extweemly, Extweemly Intelligent

Posts navigation

→ Newer Posts

 

Oh Yeah? Show Me Whar!

 

Subscribe

 

Shite Starts Here

  • Archive of All Posts
  • Recent Blog Posts

Picture of me not available

Let's say you're one of those folks who has never vaped potty pot pot. Well, smartypants, that's not going to help you here much is it?!

TICKETS!

Get your tickets ready please!

Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?

Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?

The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.

And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...

Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?

Have a grand day, friend.

TICKETS!

Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
barryhappywilliams@gmail.com

 

Recent Posts

  • The Good Guys Are Bad But The Bad Guys Are Badest
  • Heads That Are More Than A Noggin
  • To Smart For Anyone’s Good
  • Dog Paddling With Sharks
  • Eye Contact With A Shark
  • Medals?! Waste Of Metal. Give ‘Em Paper!
  • Chinese Innovation
  • Dynamic Activation
  • The One Degree Experts
  • The Law Of Addtrition
  • Uh, Don’t Take Life Personal
  • Steg & Ography

Recent Comments

  • izi drop promokod_vpkr on Sorry Non Karmic Believers
  • Barry on Hazing – Tastes Awful, Works Great!
  • Barry Williams on My Lord, We Are Sufficiently Fucked.
  • Barry Williams on The Fear Of Odd
  • Barry Williams on Fucking Rights Werewolves Exist!

Archives

  • April 2025 (4)
  • March 2025 (17)
  • February 2025 (10)
  • January 2025 (7)
  • December 2024 (12)
  • November 2024 (16)
  • October 2024 (7)
  • September 2024 (8)
  • August 2024 (11)
  • July 2024 (10)
  • June 2024 (5)
  • May 2024 (9)
  • April 2024 (5)
  • March 2024 (5)
  • February 2024 (5)
  • January 2024 (11)
  • December 2023 (8)
  • November 2023 (6)
  • October 2023 (14)
  • September 2023 (4)
  • August 2023 (8)
  • July 2023 (10)
  • June 2023 (14)
  • May 2023 (10)
  • April 2023 (10)
  • March 2023 (11)
  • February 2023 (9)
  • January 2023 (1)
  • December 2022 (6)
  • November 2022 (10)
  • October 2022 (11)
  • September 2022 (8)
  • August 2022 (16)
  • July 2022 (22)
  • June 2022 (12)
  • May 2022 (9)
  • April 2022 (23)
  • March 2022 (23)
  • February 2022 (21)
  • January 2022 (28)
  • December 2021 (20)
  • November 2021 (12)
  • October 2021 (13)
  • September 2021 (8)
  • August 2021 (11)
  • July 2021 (13)
  • June 2021 (11)
  • May 2021 (12)
  • April 2021 (3)
  • March 2021 (9)
  • February 2021 (5)
  • January 2021 (5)
  • December 2020 (13)
  • November 2020 (9)
  • October 2020 (8)
  • September 2020 (5)
  • August 2020 (16)
  • July 2020 (6)
  • June 2020 (22)
  • May 2020 (17)
  • April 2020 (19)
  • March 2020 (3)
  • February 2020 (9)
  • January 2020 (10)
  • December 2019 (5)
  • November 2019 (28)
  • October 2019 (17)
  • September 2019 (29)
  • August 2019 (16)
  • July 2019 (11)
  • June 2019 (11)
  • May 2019 (8)
  • April 2019 (11)
  • March 2019 (14)
  • February 2019 (9)
  • January 2019 (10)
  • December 2018 (7)
  • November 2018 (14)
  • October 2018 (9)
  • September 2018 (20)
  • August 2018 (9)
  • July 2018 (25)
  • June 2018 (15)
  • May 2018 (23)
  • April 2018 (28)
  • March 2018 (28)
  • February 2018 (26)
  • January 2018 (28)
  • December 2017 (30)
  • August 2017 (12)
  • July 2017 (33)
  • June 2017 (36)
  • May 2017 (20)
  • April 2017 (31)
  • March 2017 (20)
  • February 2017 (13)
  • January 2017 (8)
  • December 2016 (23)
  • November 2016 (20)
  • October 2016 (39)
  • September 2016 (35)
  • August 2016 (41)
  • July 2016 (26)
  • June 2016 (49)
  • May 2016 (35)
  • April 2016 (43)
  • March 2016 (38)
  • February 2016 (42)
  • January 2016 (29)
  • December 2015 (75)
  • November 2015 (82)
  • October 2015 (65)
  • September 2015 (103)
  • August 2015 (144)
  • July 2015 (83)
  • June 2015 (95)
  • May 2015 (82)
  • April 2015 (94)
  • March 2015 (86)
  • February 2015 (116)
  • January 2015 (99)
  • December 2014 (148)
  • November 2014 (71)
  • October 2014 (78)
  • September 2014 (89)
  • August 2014 (71)
  • July 2014 (106)
  • June 2014 (70)
  • May 2014 (165)
  • April 2014 (128)
  • March 2014 (118)
  • February 2014 (87)
  • January 2014 (83)
  • December 2013 (113)
  • November 2013 (140)
  • October 2013 (117)
  • September 2013 (49)
  • August 2013 (103)
  • July 2013 (127)
  • June 2013 (111)
  • May 2013 (112)
  • April 2013 (107)
  • March 2013 (121)
  • February 2013 (145)
  • January 2013 (115)
  • December 2012 (125)
  • November 2012 (119)
  • October 2012 (180)
  • September 2012 (118)
  • August 2012 (102)
  • July 2012 (93)
  • June 2012 (53)
  • May 2012 (81)
  • April 2012 (112)
  • March 2012 (136)
  • February 2012 (72)
  • January 2012 (56)
  • December 2011 (36)
  • November 2011 (43)
  • October 2011 (91)
  • September 2011 (53)
  • August 2011 (18)
  • July 2011 (61)
  • June 2011 (19)
  • May 2011 (21)
  • April 2011 (9)
  • March 2011 (7)
  • February 2011 (16)
  • January 2011 (7)
  • December 2010 (2)
  • November 2010 (6)
  • October 2010 (14)
  • September 2010 (8)
  • August 2010 (2)
  • July 2010 (11)
  • June 2010 (8)
  • May 2010 (8)
  • April 2010 (16)
  • March 2010 (17)
  • February 2010 (9)

 

 

You May Also Like:

Don't Copy This Self

The Good Guys Are Bad But The Bad Guys Are Badest

Posted on April 30, 2025April 30, 2025 by Barry Williams
Y'all Tered States

Heads That Are More Than A Noggin

Posted on April 20, 2025April 20, 2025 by Barry Williams
Assholes Annonymous

To Smart For Anyone’s Good

Posted on April 12, 2025April 12, 2025 by Barry Williams
Politics Is A Gamer's Game

Dog Paddling With Sharks

Posted on April 3, 2025April 3, 2025 by Barry Williams
Livin' In The State Of Scared

Eye Contact With A Shark

Posted on March 30, 2025March 30, 2025 by Barry Williams
Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Medals?! Waste Of Metal. Give ‘Em Paper!

Posted on March 29, 2025March 29, 2025 by Barry Williams
Copyright © 2025
Designed & Developed by ThemeinWP Team
Scroll to top
Cleantalk Pixel