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You Pain Attention?

Zero Regretsville If Only You Get It

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 9, 2018
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“If only.” Those were the words of wisdom my father passed on to me from his deathbed. Wha…? I remember thinking. Dad just gazed blankly […]

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It’s Nineteen Eighty Four Every Year

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 4, 2018
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They said they’d change our names. They said they’d play no games. They said they’d do the same To protect the innocent. Then they said […]

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Hand Me The Keys Lord

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 22, 2018
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Yes, shit can change. And you can change shit. You avoid a hit then Crack a big hit. Throw a big fit. Work a big […]

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You Got My Back Boi

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 7, 2018
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Ya born all together and All that shit. I don’t make that much Of it but, mom… Jesus, mom, she says you call You brudder. […]

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Raising Hell One Way At A Time

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 1, 2018
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He was covered in shit. More than once. Fought like a loser. Smart like a dunce. Fucked things up all over the place. Didn’t hafta […]

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The Truth Will Set You REEEEEE!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 3, 2018
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T’was the night before Christmas. If you are Christy Anne. If you aren’t, then you’re pissed. That the stores ain’t op-en. But theny-then. You remember […]

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Beware The Virus Vector

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 15, 2018
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Growling was the language she spoke and Howling was how she repeated. When she imparted your speaker didn’t speak. When her hand’s up you stay […]

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There’s A Show

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 11, 2018
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You be watching the janitor. The hat check girl. The ork-est-tree. You are missing the moo, ooh, vee. The di-reck-tor. The set director. The story […]

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Waste Not Want Not And Other Bullshite

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 5, 2018
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The mosquito don’t care about your blood supply. The mosquito, he just wants blood. Cows don’t fret the yellowing grass. Cows just chew their cud. […]

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Implode

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 5, 2018
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Bite your tongue and Keep your pie hole shut. You ain’t changin’ shit What, what, what… what? You are a babysitter. Babysitting babies. Babies gonna […]

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Stacked Yin. Stacked Yang.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 21, 2018
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It’s micro macro right across. If you particle wave then The old coin toss isn’t Chance, it’s choice. And they add up.

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There Was This Guy Who Expected More Of Himself

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 28, 2017
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Just me hanging out With myself. Just the two of us, maybe three. Maybe one me watches the Other me’s acting. And that me really […]

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Risk Management For Pussies

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 26, 2017
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Holy Fuck! I’m scared! I’m scarred. Scarred by all at scaring. Too fast! Too slow! Don’t pick – they’ll know! You’ll move to the big […]

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Growing Hurts More Than Not

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 11, 2017
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I fucking hate that you’re so stupid. Fucking Cupid. Look what you did. You said love is blind. So unkind. You will find Your heart […]

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Ignore You The Excipients, Pee Off The Whole Entourage.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 19, 2017
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You know what dogs do to big wheels? he asked. I didn’t, I must confess. Dogs wash ’em with piss, and not just once. He […]

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The Rotation Of Cuff

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 5, 2017
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You don’t need to sleep tonight. Plans were changed to outa sight. Yesterday’s wrongs now maybe right. Tell me, can you turn onna dime? Barry

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Move Ahead A Little Every Day Cause God Stops Before You

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 30, 2017
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They needed daze off. Couldn’t stay on. Feet might move but the Back was gone. Curiosity? They had none. Needed a break. Say they’re done. […]

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Blessings Of The Ages You Pain Attention?

I Know You Fucking Told Me So

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 18, 2017
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  Life has a boot. A great, big boot. And life will walk right on ya. Now, if you scoot and Give a hoot then […]

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Your Sense Of Urgency Left Through The Porthole Called Boredom

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 16, 2017
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You say you’re the boss, but you’re not. You say you gave up but were caught. You say you’re relaxed but are fraught with Lies […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge You Pain Attention?

You Don’t Have To Be Seen To Be Known

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 3, 2017
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There’s a track in the dirt And it’s not from you. It’s a paw print and Your paws have shoes. Heading this way. That way, […]

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