Archive for September, 2015

Surrounded By Dark Energy It Was Difficult Not To Trigger It

Keep your fat mouth shut. Let your thin mouth speak. Stay outa your way. Leave a paddle at Shit Creek. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Pullin’ Down The Penguin By Ivan Dee Divin’

Maybe you think that he don’t know. Maybe you’re foolish like that. Maybe you forget that Ivan kills. Maybe you turn your back. Know what I mean? Maybe you cain’t turn back. About Ivan. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

Priests Retire

You can quit on God. God’s okay with it. God only wants you For a little bit. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

When The Odd Bird Tweeted Of A Big Hand Saving Them, They Were Not Believed.

Oh you better believe there are alien abductions, Some from out of this world. Others aren’t abducted but dissappear just the same, Withholding their many mees and Keepin’ that skin out of their game. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Then Television Got With The Sofa Industry And Wore The Damn Thing Out

Most folks know about paralyzed. They understand that anyone can be paralyzed by fear & shallow pools but they forget about the sad motion sickness caught from boob tubes.  Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Many People Would Disagree With Her But By Necessity They’d Be Wrong

Many folks know about fame. They understand that each person has a copy of reality in their head and nobody got the same copy. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Ryan You’re In Goddamn Jail Man!

Jesus fuck Ryan I told you. Did I say I love you? More than once or twice? Did I carve you off a wee chunk ‘r two? Did we not share the spice of nice? Ryan… You carryin’ the whole damn family brother! Love you Ryan! Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Where’s Yer Liver? Where’s Yer Spleen? Where’s Yer Hat, Keys, And Coat?

Identify within. Look into the eyes of your life. What’s inside alive? Why for what you strive? Are you living or do you hide Outside life? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

How To Trick People Into Loving You

Love these beggars. Love them big with all your heart. Spread your love with whatever you value. Your cash will do to start. Share your love then don’t you hide it Like gold in a double locked vault. Cause love freely given in all its forms Will bring haters to a halt. (An if it […]

The Wasting Money Industry

The guy said I’ll give you this, I said, Buddy that’s already mine! You just took it at the point of a gun! Buddy says fine, fine, FINE! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

You Made My Mama Cry Bitch!

Goddammit can’t you see? People be lovin’ on thee. An all they want to be, Is loved back! Thankyou, friend. Barry out.

Mad Times Cannot Last Without The Constant Help Of Mad People

You’ve got chips on both your shoulders friend. They must weigh a lot. And you can’t see the other side too well, Those chips have your vision blocked. Obviously. Those chips have your future locked. It won’t tell you. Until you ‘fess up you’re caught. In your conundrum. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

Empathy Is A Pain In The Neck Etcetera

Many folks care about others. They care so much that they can feel their pain and sometimes the knife in their back. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

When He Was Bothered By The Dead He Loved Them

Oh please let folks die twice. First they die of natural causes, Then they die ’cause they’re so nice. Toot sweet. Come meet. Your maker! Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

He Sat There Waiting On His Winged Horse But There Was Still No One To Save

Many folks know about altruism. They sometimes exploit the shit outa it on account of it being a so yankable chain. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Let Me Soak You In Before You Dry Me Up & Spit Me Out, Mr. Sun.

Oh the best things in life will burn you. From the out or inside they will turn you. They’ll grind you, unkind you, and If you hide pal, they’ll find you. The best is waiting for you. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Ya, Well… We Better Go, Was What They Mostly Said To Him.

You can wait for that love to return. If it was there it will come back. That’s why yo-yo’s and the universe work as they do. Course, it’s not work when they’re just picking up slack. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

A Nonsensical Sense Of Urgency

Many folks drive themselves mad. They are forced to on account of few drivers know which way. Thank you, friend. Barry out

Ima Claim This Self As Me

Most folks wonder about themselves. They wonder why they said this that way or why’d they hafta snort like that and all the while they forget that, that wasn’t them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dbars College Don’t Publish No Stats

Why y’all got a revolving door? So we don’t have to stop is all. An why y’all don’t want to stop? Cause our door revolves is all. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

If You Ain’t Acting Yer The Only One

Most folks are not themselves. They resist burping, farting and nasal mining in order to fool other people into thinking they don’t do that shit. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Travelling Mosquito Buffet

Everybody livin’ offa somebody. Ats how we came in. So if you ain’t feedin’ at People Trough You ain’t gonna win. No how. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Yer Life Suits You Even Though You Don’t Suit Yer Life

Everyone is born in line With a number. If you know your number You can change it. If you know you’re in a line Change lines. Your number’s not the same in line Two! Haha! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Circle Will Stay Broke Until You Realize It’s Broken

What comes around goes around. But not on time. It comes around what it goes around, Always on time. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Guy Brought Eggs And He Cracked ‘Em

Most folks know about nice. They understand that nice usually begets nice but when it doesn’t then nice hurts twice. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

When Yer Free, Free, Free But You Don’t Wanna Be

Most folks know boredom. They understand that potentialities exist but not the right ones, not the good ones, not right now. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

No Tits For Tats

There ain’t a lot ‘o reciprocation, So handle yours with care. Whatever’s left is buried deep inside It ain’t out there nowhere. So stop looking. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Who Is This Parta Me Which Thinks Another Part Crazy?

Judgement day is coming. Unless it’s already here. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Talent Ted And His Roving Whynots

Too schmart they said. For his own damn good. Trimmed his prefrontal cortex And penis hood. There, they said. Now go Ahead. Make something of yerselves. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Try Real Hard To Remember The Future And A Little Bit Will Come To You

Many folks know about purpose. They understand that purpose can get so lost in action that intent creates confusion. Thank you, friend. Barry out.